#pick-up lines Tumblr posts

  • traiilblaziing
    16.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    The fact that no one is telling me cheesy pick-up lines? Illegal!

    #❛  ᶜᴷ⁻ᶜᴷ! ᶜᴷ⁻ᶜᴷ! ‧‧‧ᶜᵏ⁻ᶜᵏ? 》》crack. #cheesy pick-up lines are the BACKBONE of FLIRTING
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  • nueangel
    16.05.2021 - 7 hours ago

    WHY ARE THEY SO SMOOTH

    #💬 #literally started sending pick-up lines out of nowhere ??? and i hit them back with a few since i memorized some #don’t ask why lmao #and they just ??? hit back ten times better ??? #and i’m like ?????? let me just win once from you 😩
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  • kaisbadpickuplines
    16.05.2021 - 7 hours ago

    You and i are like nachos and jalapenos,

    Im super cheesy and you're super hot,

    And we belong together.

    #pick up lines #pickup lines#pickuplines #bad pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #kai queen
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  • yanderesunwoo
    16.05.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

    #pick up lines
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  • prrrotean
    16.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    did i spend my saturday modding vtmb to remove every instance of knox calling the player chick/girl/hun so i can play the f gangrel character without him referring to me as a girl... perhaps

    #fixed up all the lines in audacity then edited the dialogue and generated new lip syncing #the plan is to pick out gendered terms frm everyones' dialogue but i think im done for tongiht #or at least for a bit tonight. #i might do jeanette next her whole 'little girlll' thing is euughghghhfhrhgh
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  • yanderesunwoo
    15.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Are you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

    #dirty pick up lines #I love this one-
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  • yanderesunwoo
    15.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    New pick up line:

    I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

    #pick up lines
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  • kaisbadpickuplines
    15.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    I've lost my teddy bear,

    Can i sleep with you instead?

    #pick up lines #pickup lines#pickuplines #bad pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #kai queen
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  • sailorsally
    15.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    sammy i feel u

    #disadter bi dean winchester in da house #spn#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural #top 10 dean's cheesiest pick up lines #sally watches spn #12x18#sally blogs
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  • thevampiresblackrose
    14.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Compliment of the day (and I feel so good now): you're too fucking amazing for someone who's unsure about you..

    #awww i love this #willyoubemyvalentine#marry me #will you be mine #stolen pick up lines
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  • foreverdreamwithinadream
    14.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    I am back from the mall; but I was kind of disappointed at how empty the stores were. I mean I managed to get two pairs of pants/jeans (ones that are short for my height as those are kind of hard to find and can usually only find them at Torrids) which was the main goal and I don’t have to worry about taking them in since they fit just right; but I hoping to find some shirts or other stuff, especially since there was supposed to be a sale at some stores.

    I guess online shopping it is again. I saw a bunch of stuff online but not at the stores themselves.

    #at least this time I was able to get into the stores right away without waiting in long lines #so things are starting to pick up again
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  • kaisbadpickuplines
    14.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    You must be exhausted from running through my mind all night.

    #pick up lines #pickup lines#pickuplines #bad pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #kai queen
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  • just-a--man
    14.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Hey you,are you coronavirus?

    Coz you are killing me

    #trying some new stuff #pick up lines #bad flirting #are you coronavirus #you are killing me #biting lips
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  • dreamofspaceboy
    14.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Me: I finally finished analyzing the entire 10k+ participant data set :)

    Head Psychiatrist: Great! So you're free to start coding an extremely complex, multi-step program in R so that you can analyze the other 10k+ participant data set the NHS just released?

    Me: :) sure I guess

    Head Psychiatrist: Good to hear. Don't forget, your report on early-onset schizophrenia is due next week.

    Me: :))) Sounds Great

    Head Psychiatrist: And so is the preliminary data for the COVID cohort.

    Me: :))))) Fantastic

    Head Psychiatrist: Your mental health is very important! Take care of yourself! Don't push yourself too hard haha get some rest, take a walk, yanno?

    #my dude maybe i would fucking rest if you would like...do your own math #maybe i would rest if ANYONE in this department did their own math #like please how did y'all get your degrees without learning how to do basic fucking statistics #stop throwing your stats on me you heathens #and Stop! using massive ass cohorts like why cant you just give me a normal drug trial or something #i just want a normal drug trial where all the data lines up and everyone on the team pulls their weight #and the topic isnt horrifically depressing #because yall keep picking shit like 'psychiatric effects of covid in children' and I am frankly Tired #someone please pick something in positive psychology or resilience or some shit idk #anyways #sorry for the bitching im just tired #psych blogging#research blogging#work blogging
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  • marauders-hoes
    13.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    James: hey Lily, are you a painting?

    James: because i wanna pin you against a wall

    ...

    Remus: hey Sirius, are you a painting?

    Remus: because i wanna hang you

    #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter #marauders#remus lupin#sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp #remus john lupin #marauders era #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #james potter#lilly potter#lilly evans #pick up lines
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  • marichat-lover
    13.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    pick up lines 101: a course by chat noir

    (post s4 i imagine, love sqaure has flipped already ig)

    #adrien agreste#chat noir #incorrect miraculous quotes #ladynoir #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous comic#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug#mlb au #mlb incorrect quotes #my art <3 #marichat#ladybug #mlb season 4 #ml ladybug#mlb fanart#ml shitpost#my husband#love square #pick up lines #the balcony #marinette likes chat
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  • little--leaves
    13.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    One of my best friend and i have been sending each other pick up lines for a few days now and I just wanted to share my favourite ones so far:

    ~if you were a transformer, you’d be optimus fine.

    ~can i borrow a kiss? i promise I'll return it.

    ~are you Nct's main dancer? because you're the only Ten I see.

    ~hey Monbebe, will you be Monbaby?

    And some she said:

    ~Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

    ~Chicken isn’t my style... but you are.

    #I would die for this woman #Kpop pick up lines? #That's my shit #Just pick up lines in general ngl
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  • deadth
    13.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    DAVID.  @nightstalk​  sc.

    ❝ oi, david ! wanna go out for a stake dinner ?! ❞

    callie calls out to him in amusement, peeking into the vampire’s supposed lair. she’d heard rumors about the abandoned mine going through the cliffs being home to a group of vampires, thus she assumed david would be there. a quiet giggle escapes her lips when she thinks about the pickup line. she had heard it somewhere and altered it to fit the situation, feeling quite pleased with herself. callie waits several more seconds for him to appear since the sun had not yet set ( though it was dark enough for the time to be correctly called ‘dusk’ ), humming a soft tune.

    #IN CHARACTER ( starter. ) #nightstalk. #// my girl saying pick-up lines to her vamp friend? more likely than you think -
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  • accio-harry-potter-fangirl
    13.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    Marlene: Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.

    Dorcas: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand

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