#pirate dads Tumblr posts

  • sicklexclaws
    22.10.2021 - 12 hours ago
    @littlemissleapyear​ asked: ¥ ;D (Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on;)

    Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: We don’t want to give Krattz the wrong idea... | no Favourite thing about them: Layla is an interesting woman. She’s fierce, intelligent and every bit as capable as any pirate out there - which isn’t the easiest when you’re a woman as stunning as she is. While Oscar isn’t usually a fan of pirates, he appreciates her as her own person and finds her both engaging and entertaining to speak with. Chasing her is always good for a laugh too, when she ‘somehow’ always gets away which drives her father, a fellow Lieutenant, up the wall. Screw the guy, should have been a better father and his mess is his own to clean up. Least favourite thing about them: Again, Oscar’s not really a fan of the company Layla keeps but her business is her own and she’s happy living her own life. He doesn’t trust Crocodile at ALL but he’s sure she knows the Desert King better than others.

    #littlemissleapyear #memes ;; my muse will rate yours #Oscar finds Layla to be okay #She's fairly lowkey as pirates go and the blame can be put squarely on Krattz's shoulders #He's not that serious about catching her :'D #As for relationships it would be hard #She's older and incredibly fancy/mature #He's pretty certain she wouldn't like somebody like him and she doesn't need him either #Doesn't mean they can't still chitchat and other stuff! #Is Shitty Dad Club still a thing???
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  • cactus-chowder
    20.10.2021 - 2 days ago

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    #about 10 hrs into D.une so far #(d.une spoilers) #(I'd see the movie tomorrow when it comes out if covid wasn't a thing ugh) #the moment Paul's dad died Paul got a growth spurt with chosen one powers & took it upon himself to become the boss of his mother #don't like that -_- #& it's weird that the b.ene g.esserit faction is super powerful but is committed to a passive & even servile role in space politics #after seeing Jessica use her mind control voice on mooks & make a pretense of seduction a part of that #my bad faith interpretation is that what the story is saying about women is that they are so powerful that if they #manipulate a man he would be a proper victim contending with a force that outmatches him #but for some reason this power doesn't translate to *actual* power in society or anything... just because! don't worry about it #it's just natural for women to be subordinate or something. even though they have this massive unbeatable scary level of power #when i read old school scifi i bring my bad faith interpretation of how female characters are written.i carry it around in a little suitcase #i think that if women lived in space & had mind control powers they would use it to order pizza & not pay for it #i think they would form crews of space pirates; or drop out of school to hitchhike to Saturn; or start a sheep farm on Pluto instead #of marrying a politician #Paul can see like 5 billion possible futures but even he can't see a future where his mother #is like 'fuck politics' & lets her hair down & runs away to an asteroid belt to live on a rock & become a hippie
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  • fagrian
    18.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    i think the saddest possible part of the pirate au currently is that with techno being an Adult now, "dad, are you a cougar?" just does not happen

    #the context of the old pirate au version fir this: #1. phil was 48 #2. techno was 15 but looked at lwast 22 #3. wilbur was Somewhere in his 20s. i forgor #4. wil Knew his father got around and techno. again. looked like an adult #idk it was a funny moment but now we get barely old enougj to be a dad single dad phil and future awkward uncle techno
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  • officialtokyosan
    17.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    i need to pirate just this one stream and i dont got a vpn so I'd rather not have a letter sent if i use it too much. anybody recommend a torrent?

    #i never pirates videos that arent from streaming sites bc of this. my dad got too many letters from his ISP lol
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  • smol-st
    16.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    You're laughing. you're laughing. the vengeful spirit, the muted mom who finally spoke, and the guilty paragon who couldn't share the moment with them are apologizing and forgiving each other through an illegal dream visition while also blaming themselves for the hardships they faced in the living world and you're laughing.

    #IM THE ONE LAUGHING #HOW DARE THEY MAKE THE MIDDLE-CHILD GRIM GUARDIAN COMIC RELIEF CHARACTER CRY SO HILARIOUSLY #AND THE OTHER PROSECUTOR #I *WAS* ABOUT TO CRY BUT MY DAD WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WE JUST LAUGHED #YES I JUST WATCHED THE ALONG WITH THE GODS MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2017 #YES THAT WAS THE MOVIE MY BROTHER ASKED ME TO PIRATE #I LOVE THIS I HATE THIS #THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE FOR ME ATM #THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE FOR NOW #GOD I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM??? #I KIN THE TOL WHINEY GUARDIAN SO BAD I WANNA KILL HIM #2ND CHILD ENERGY RIGHT THERE CAP #i seriously couldn't cry bc of how i laughed so much #along with the gods #the two worlds #how do u tag them idk im new to this i hate kdrama thats good #po-st
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  • chooseyourmingi
    11.10.2021 - 1 week ago

    D!M: I hurt my eye accidentally, but at least i have a pretty flower!

    W!M: I’m finally free from my rut, it was quite painful but i survived it so i guess it’s fine

    P!M: I spent some time on land, and a little boy gave me this hat to look more like a pirate

    C!M: Look at this cute flower crown🥺 I got it from one of my fans!

    M!M: i had a photoshoot and i really liked this outfit so here’s a selfie

    S!M: Everything is ready for Sungho’s birthday party, i only have to send out the invitations!

    #dragon!mingi #wolf!mingi #pirate!mingi #camboy!mingi #model!mingi #dad!mingi
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  • smol-hibiscus
    07.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Baby fishhhh

    #she barely had any marking when she was just born #maybe a few freckles and the start of the ones around her eyes #but barely any #her dad found some human stuff for her and that’s why she’s so fascinated by it #shes always been surrounded by human things and she wants to learn about them! #bnha oc comeback #knha pirate au #sumiye gēmu#sumiye#mermaid#merfolk
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  • gierosajie
    06.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Some fictional ships I like are the Destiny's Bounty, the Alcor, the Arthra, and maaaybe the Sky Joker (it's still up in the air idk)

    #yeah two pirate ships‚ a space ship‚ and an airship #though I feel like the Bounty could also count as an airship #also I wasn't sure if it's Arthra or Asura #but the wiki says Arthra so- #honorable mention is Spade's shark airship #because it reminds me of the fighter jet my dad used to pilot #and also Misfortune's Keep because I think the name sounds cool #I don't know much about ships tbh #but they're neat
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  • skiduffle
    05.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago
    #the heck? #bnha oc comeback #knha pirate au #skiduffle #tokiya iori // chrono #i have a couple of pirate au asks so i'm gonna try and do all of those real quick #but yeah tokiya didn't really react much just went when it first happened #he got the pin from his dad at a family dinner at a restaurant and a waiter accidently spilled water on him the second he grabbed the pin
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  • ylissebian
    04.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    got a bit of an old married couple cinematic universe going here that is incredibly important to me. if u guys were concerned i love them

    #madaleo#madara mikejima#leo tsukinaga#ensemble stars#enstars #THE KIDS R NORI AND MARI MADE BY MY BELOVED DAKOTA’M AND I LOVE THEM SO #all i wish for. is them to be silly married dads. that’s it. embarrass their daughter at her soccer games. get really into playing pirates #they r a FAMILY u guysssss it’s EVERYTHING
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  • chooseyourmingi
    04.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    D!M: Kissie to everyone!

    P!M: I found some pretty shells while i was out with the crew, soon i’ll be home and i’ll give them to our dragon! He never seen shells before

    M!M: I went out with a friend of mine and took some photos~

    C!M: I’m taking a really long and nice bath before my show~

    S!M: Planning a birthday party is harder than i thought…

    [Wolf Mingi is unavailable until his rut ends]

    #dragon!mingi #pirate!mingi #model!mingi #camboy!mingi #dad!mingi
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  • despairedhope
    03.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    So they really laying on the Christian lore huh

    Also thank fuck they're related and he's only being weird because Abel's in denial that she's dead and assumes he'll see Helena at eden

    #fena pirate princess #but damn franz rly lied to fena abt being her dad??? #just how much does he know to fully instruct helena to do all that #just to open eden #what did he want from there
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  • chooseyourmingi
    30.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    D!M: I had a fun day today, our pirate bought me fake tattoos and i played around with them!

    W!M: I spent my day alone, but i was quiet fine by myself!

    P!M: I was pretty bored actually so i went out to the beach and read my favorite book

    C!M: I hope my Bubbles will like my show today!

    M!M: Mushroom wanted to say hi!

    S!M: Soon it will be Sungho’s 2nd birthday and i can’t wait to celebrate it!

    #dragon!mingi #wolf!mingi #pirate!mingi #camboy!mingi #model!mingi #dad!mingi
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  • thychesters
    29.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    ok that last reblog BUT it’s treasure planet with dick grayson. bruce is john silver with a fake eye who butts heads with dick but the boy endears himself to him and nope, he has to look after him. his kid now. slade is that spider guy who dick sends off into the abyss of space because RIP Dick [not grayson]. i would say alfred is mr. stone but mr. stone also ends up in the abyss of space.

    actually torn now because maybe bruce is dilbert and the captain is talia. dick says hmm, he doesn’t really like her and bruce just sighs because he didn’t ask. also why. also she’s not that bad. and dick says whatever, i’m gonna do peel potatoes in the galley maybe i’ll just die and you won’t care. talia just hums and goes back to her maps because that’s nice.

    maybe silver is ... alfred? CLARK? i was thinking donna could be the captain but i also like talia, and dick only got to go on this voyage because it was this or juvie and he said BYE i’m going to SPACE and bruce said nuh-uh kid, you’re not going anywhere without me. oh my god who’s benny? roy? victor? giving dick grief and he’s just like this is great. ok. let’s go commit space murder and end slade.

    anyway back to work, oops

    #treasure planet was one of my favorite movies grow up ok #what a gem #but dick in space with his dad!! also there are pirates #and he sends slade into space like 'dad i killed a man today' and bruce says 'you what' #dick grayson#kate blabs
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  • transdeadfast
    28.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    also re: my apush research paper, i was talking to my teacher after the first round of proposals were turned in (only one student per year can write about each document) bc pretty much everyone else already had them in (and i won't until tomorrow) and so she was telling me to avoid popular topics when choosing which documents to write about and i was like "oh i've narrowed mine down to letters written by james madison during the war of 1812 but i'm still trying to figure out which of his correspondents to choose from" and i swear she just took a moment to buffer bc i Know she thought she had figured me out in that i was just another unmotivated student who breezes through classes by turning in all the work at the last possible minute and gets As anyways (which i am, sure, but i'm trying to change that) and she was just like "Ok. you don't have any competition for that time period, just try to figure out a second one and avoid topics like women's rights and education"

    #also i was telling my friend abt it next class and i swear she paled bc BOTH of her proposals were abt women's rights and education #honestly i was originally planning to use my knowledge of what to avoid to basically shoot myself in the foot in my second proposal #so i'd definitely get the war of 1812 one #but then my dad said 'why don't you do one about pirates in salem' and like. #alright sam bellamy's not a salem pirate but he HAS ties to new england and he's one of my favorites #(bc i'm the type of person to have a favorite historical pirate) #romeo.txt
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  • lovescreepyreadings
    26.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Some more characters for Caribbeantale because the train keeps going

    Kaimito belongs to @voidedadventures

    Loveless belongs to @void-walker-gaster

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  • ao3feed-izuku-midoriya
    25.09.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    Call to the Sea

    Call to the Sea by smallgirl

    Bakugo has spent over two years exploring the world with his crew as a pirate, stealing from the royal ships and helping the unfortunate. Prince Izuku has never been outside his castle. Nobody even knows that Alderia has a prince.

    But what if Izuku was able to escape the shackles of royalty? And what if he stumbled upon a certain crew of pirates that hate the king as much as he did? How long can he hide his true identity from the crew, rebels, and his father?

    Will he follow the call to the sea?

    Words: 789, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

    Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

    Categories: Multi

    Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Yaoyorozu Momo, Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Hisashi, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, League of Villains, Class 1-A

    Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Izuku & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

    Additional Tags: Prince Midoriya Izuku, Pirate Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Abusive Midoriya Hisashi, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Cute Midoriya Izuku, Smart Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Protective Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Pirate AU, Midoriya is a Secret Prince, Midoriya Izuku Has All for One Quirk, But no one knows it, Everyone is a Good Friend, Found Family, UA rebels, BAMF Uraraka Ochako, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku is a Problem Child, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Blood and Violence, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Minor Character Death, Canon-Typical Violence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

    Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34072483

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  • float-zone
    22.09.2021 - 1 mont ago

    what if i got kuthulu to join my pirate crew

    #what then? hm? #also the kraken.. and sirens... and the serpent cows #and also the other guys #what if me and a bunch of fuckin sea cryptids became besties and rules over the sea #also lancer's lesser dad would also be on my team for he was a pirate and he is swag
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  • jcmesbuckybcrnes
    21.09.2021 - 1 mont ago

    verses tag drop!

    cap!bucky verse ( i see the way you're actin' like you're somebody else | cap!bucky verse )

    endgame compliant verse ( you don't want me there you just shut me out | endgame compliant verse )

    harry potter verse ( give me what i want i always get what i want | harry potter verse )

    hunger games verse ( don't try to tell me what to do don't try to tell me what to say | hunger games verse )

    influencer verse ( you see right through me and i can't hide | influencer verse )

    main verse ( start back at this life stretch myself back into the vibe | main verse )

    pirate verse ( cause creativity could never bloom in my room | pirate verse )

    pretty woman verse ( you're too tough you think you're loveless | pretty woman verse )

    royalty verse ( when you're all alone in the lands of forever lay under the milky way | royalty verse )

    single dad verse ( this guilt trip that you put me on won't mess me up | single dad verse )

    skyrim verse ( i'm not afraid of anything i just need to know that i can breathe | skyrim verse )

    teacher verse ( i get tired and i get weak i get lost and i can't sleep | teacher verse )

    vampire verse ( right now i feel invisible to you like i’m not real | vampire verse )

    werewolf verse ( i drive so fast just to feel the danger | werewolf verse ) 

    #( start back at this life stretch myself back into the vibe | main verse ) #( you don't want me there you just shut me out | endgame compliant verse ) #( i see the way you're actin' like you're somebody else | cap!bucky verse ) #( give me what i want i always get what i want | harry potter verse ) #( don't try to tell me what to do don't try to tell me what to say | hunger games verse ) #( you see right through me and i can't hide | influencer verse ) #( cause creativity could never bloom in my room | pirate verse ) #( you're too tough you think you're loveless | pretty woman verse ) #( when you're all alone in the lands of forever lay under the milky way | royalty verse ) #( this guilt trip that you put me on won't mess me up | single dad verse ) #( i'm not afraid of anything i just need to know that i can breathe | skyrim verse ) #( i get tired and i get weak i get lost and i can't sleep | teacher verse ) #( right now i feel invisible to you like i’m not real | vampire verse ) #( i drive so fast just to feel the danger | werewolf verse ) #tag drop
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