Mini Fanfic #499: Lazy Date Night (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
8:23 p.m. at the Smash Mansion’s Living Room
Banjo: What’s wrong, Kazooie?
Kazooie: I’m booooooooored……
Banjo: Yeah….. I’m starting to get bored too….Wanna go out and eat somewhere tonight?
Kazooie: Nah. Too expensive.
Banjo: Fair point…….Wanna order some pizza?
Kazooie: (Immediately Starts to Smile Relaxingly) Now you’re speaking my language. What kind of pizza you’re getting?
Kazooie: (Eyes Widened in Shocked While Having the Feeling of Hearing a Nearby Record being Scratched)……..What?
Banjo: I…said I wanted to ordered a cheese pizza?
Kazooie: (Have her Two Wings together and Begins to Take a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Banjo…..honey…..Out of all the kinds of pizza you could pick, you chose regular, plain cheese.
Banjo: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Come on now, Kazooie. Cheese pizza can be good too, you know?
Kazooie: And I ain’t denying that fact either. All I’m saying there are many toppings and specials that are better and more unique than just having cheese.
Kazooie: And pepperoni isn’t one of them.
Banjo: Why you think that?
Kazooie: Simple. It’s cause it’s the most basic topping of all time.
Banjo: (‘Sigh’) Okay. So what do suggest we should try.
Kazooie: (Begins to Smirk Once She Came Up with an Option)
Few Minutes Later….
Banjo: (Happily Enjoy the Pizza Him and Kazooie Ordered Together) Wow, Kazooie. This Meat-Lovers Pizza id the best pizza I’ve ever tasted!
Kazooie: (Casually Enjoys her Pizza) I told ya you’ll love it in a heartbeat. Having pepperoni is good and all, but adding sausage and ham to the mix is practically a match made in heaven.
Banjo: Whoever came up with the idea should get a noble prize.
Kazooie: Definitely. So…..you got any other plans we could do tonight.
Banjo: We can stay here and watch a movie. (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of His Head Back and Forth) It would been pretty expensive if we go to an actual theater.
Kazooie: (Gives Banjo a Playfully Smirk) Well, look at you, thinking more logically and junk.
Banjo: (Shrugged Playfully) What can I say? I did learned from the best after all. (Winks at Kazooie)
Kazooie: Damn right you did. So I’m guessing we’re having ourselves a movie date night then?
Banjo: Yep. (Use the Remote to find a Movie Channel) I say we watch some more causal. Like a romantic comedy.
Kazooie: (Nodded in Agreement) I’m down. But first things first……(Immediately Begins to Hug Banjo on the Sofa)
Banjo: (Chuckles Lightly by Kazooie’s Sudden Hug) Woah there, missy~ What’s with all the hugging?
Kazooie: Isn’t it obviously? (Snuggling onto Banjo) I wanna cuddle with my honey bear tonight~
Banjo: (Chuckles Lightly) You know, I never really take you as an actual cuddler up until now, Kazooie.
Kazooie: (Immediately Starts to Blush) W-Well it’s not my fault that your body is shape like an actual teddy bear. With your…soft….nice fur and junk…..
Banjo: D'awwww~ (Finally Hugs Kazooie) You’re even more adorable than I thought you would be, Kazooie!~
Kazooie: Hey, hey, hey! I ain’t cute, buddy boy! You want to label someone as “cute”, look no further than Morgana and Diddy!
Banjo: (Chuckles Lightly) Okay. Okay. I won’t call you “cute” anymore. You have my word.
Kazooie: ('Hmph’) You better…….
'A bit of Silence While the Movie Plays….’
Banjo: Hey, Kazooie?
Kazooie: Yeah, babe?
Banjo: Are you really liking this date night so far? I know it isn’t really fancy or anything….
Kazooie: Are you kidding? This is date night is already amazing. We get to watch a movie while eating pizza in the comfort of our own mansion with less pay than actual restaurants and theaters around here. Plus, I’m…..not really a fan of wearing dresses. So…..
Banjo: (Blushes a Little at the Thought) I think you would look good in a dress….
Kazooie: (Blushes Once More Once She Heard What Banjo Said) Y-You really think so?
Banjo: Yeah…. (Blush Immediately Turns Bright Red) B-B-But t-t-that’s all just my silly opinion! Really, I-I think you’re already great and beautiful just the way you are!
Kazooie: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, babe~ And if you ask me, I think you would look pretty good in a tuxedo.
Kazooie: Yeah. (Ruffles the top of Banjo’s Hair) I mean, you’re already a mix between being handsome and a cutie. So why not?~
Banjo: ('Sighs Bashfully’) Since when were you this good with words?…..
Kazooie: (Shrugged) I have my ways~ But in all seriousness though……(Smiles Softly at her Honey Bear) I really do love you, Banjo~
Banjo: (Smiles Softly as Well) I love you too, Kazooie~
As their eyes began to make contact, the two couple was about to give each other a kiss on the lips in a nice, slow fashion, when suddenly…..
Banjo: (Noticed the Sound) Oh! (Got Out his Phone from his Pocket) Sorry about that. It was my phone running off.
Kazooie: Who would be texting you in this time of our date night?
Banjo: (Check his Recent Messages) It was Sonic. Apparently him and Knuckles wanted to know if we ever seen a shark in one of adventures before.
Kazooie: (Starts to Remember Something) Oh yeah. I remember now. It was that shark from Treasure Trove Cove name Snacker…..I wonder why they wanted to ask us something like that in the first place……
Banjo: Well, it says here that they’re having a discussion on who would in fight between a bear and a shark.
Kazooie: (Raised an Eyebrow) Wait. Doesn’t the whole fight already seems one side in concept.
Banjo: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. But it would be pretty interesting to watch.
Kazooie: Yeah….It would be that interesting, wouldn’t it?