#pretzels Tumblr posts

  • florencelecloux
    07.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    After spending so much money on those Mall bought pretzels, I thought I'd try making some myself. So here's a recipe that has worked for me. Enjoy!

    #Buttery Soft Pretzels #Buttery#Soft#Pretzels
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  • juraorbi
    06.05.2021 - 15 hours ago

    to steal the pretzels you must find the rats

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  • familiaanteomnia
    06.05.2021 - 16 hours ago

    also ver random but xav 100% enjoys dipping pretzels/sticks or rods whatever in caramel

    #♥  i can’t breathe. 》 mun post #headcanon#mobile #(manz carrying around an bottle of caramel syrup and pretzels at least once) #(also straight up drinks it obviously but like this isnt about his feral ways)
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  • maladjusted-nerd
    06.05.2021 - 16 hours ago

    I think the worst “oh theyre making the same expression” connection I ever made was Hawkeye in Oh How We Danced and Fonzie in RC & LB Forever :pain:

    #when ur in love with ur best friend and ur trying to help them with their heterosexual marriage even if it makes u miserable.... [cries] #i’m so sorry for this #mash #oh how we danced #happy days #rc & lb forever #different pretzels which is the same #the best connection i ever made was kirk at the end of search for spock and hutch in sweet revenge #but that's a story for a different day
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  • fieriframes
    06.05.2021 - 22 hours ago

    [GIF 1: A car parked on the side of a road. Caption: So now we're gonna do some gumbo, rice.] [GIF 2: A box of food. Caption: Finishing it with Cajun seasoning.] [GIF 3: A person standing in front of a building. Caption: That's good.]

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  • d-skid
    06.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    I had a dream that Kory Anders/Starfire brought my mom those soft pretzels they have at Auntie Anne’s so if anyone feels like bringing me one now, please do

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  • moviesandfood
    06.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Colossal

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  • hyperium
    06.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    TAG DROP #1

    //  HANDSOME:   & I AM THE GODDAMN HERO. //  DOPPLEMAN:   & I LOVE BEING JACK…

    //  OUT OF BULLETS:   BUTT STALLION SAYS HELLO ~ //  TO BE DELETED:   SHUT IT; DUMBASS //  PSA:   CITIZENS OF OPPORTUNITY: //  MOBILE:   GOD THESE PRETZELS SUCK... //  QUEUE:   FINALLY OFF THE CLOCK //  MEME:   HERE’S SOME GEAR FOR YOU; PUMPKIN //  INSPIRED:   YOU’RE NOT THE UGLIEST I’VE EVER MET //  NEW-U:   THE GOOD GUYS ARE HERE! //  SAVED:   YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME?  Y O U //  CRACK:   PERFECT DOUBLE RAINBOW ! //  DASH COMMENTARY:   JACK WILL REMEMBER THAT

    #//  HANDSOME:   & I AM THE GODDAMN HERO. #//  DOPPLEMAN:   & I LOVE BEING JACK… #//  OUT OF BULLETS:   BUTT STALLION SAYS HELLO ~ #//  TO BE DELETED:   SHUT IT; DUMBASS #//  PSA:   CITIZENS OF OPPORTUNITY: #//  MOBILE:   GOD THESE PRETZELS SUCK... #//  QUEUE:   FINALLY OFF THE CLOCK #//  MEME:   HERE’S SOME GEAR FOR YOU; PUMPKIN #//  INSPIRED:   YOU’RE NOT THE UGLIEST I’VE EVER MET #//  NEW-U:   THE GOOD GUYS ARE HERE! #//  SAVED:   YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME?  Y O U #//  CRACK:   PERFECT DOUBLE RAINBOW ! #//  DASH COMMENTARY:   JACK WILL REMEMBER THAT
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  • travelingbytastebuds
    05.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    GERMANY

    WHERE: Somewhere on Long Island...?

    The first time I had German food was back in the late 2010s when I helped a friend move their brother into a new apartment. Because I helped, they were going to take me out to dinner that night. They asked if I wanted to try this German restaurant that was a family tradition of theirs (I think they were German). So I went along with it, sure, whatever, I'm up for a challenge-- back then I only ate American food and the occasional Chinese takeout.

    Once there I ordered some sort of meat with anchovies on it. I think it was pork, maybe. And I just have to say, dear god, that was DISGUSTING. Mostly because of the salty anchovies. To this day I remember trying to eat that thing and nearly vomiting. The pork was okay, but that day anchovies made the list of things I will never put in my mouth ever again. And it's a VERY short list.

    AND ALSO... WHERE: Epcot's International Festival of the Holidays 2017

    So, a couple of years pass until Epcot's International Festival of the Holidays. I decided to try to eat and/or drink a different item from each country as I went around the World Showcase. Some people do this by drinking a different drink in every country, but I'm too much of a lightweight to do that. Anyway, I ended up getting the Stollen Holiday Fruit Cake from Germany. My dad always loved fruit cake; no one else in our family did-- but the stollen fruitcake (if that was any different?) was pretty good. A little dry, but filled with lots of spice and fruits.

    AND ALSO...

    WHERE: Old Castle Restaurant & Beer Barn 3830 Sun City Center Blvd UNIT 107, Ruskin, FL 33573

    Another friend took me here after a day at Busch Gardens in 2019. I told him I would drive us anywhere he wanted to eat after making him stand on lines forever at Busch, so he chose a place that he at first said was "not that far away"-- after about 40 minutes of driving, I turned to him and was like "so... this is a lot farther away than I first thought" and he sheepishly said, "I knew that, but I really like this place." Sigh. Germany seems to be a land of people pushing my boundaries.

    Anyway, we got the sample platter there with 1 slice of sauerbraten, 1 slice of pork roast, 1 bratwurst or bauernsausage, 1 schnitzel, pan fried potatoes, spatzle, dumpling, sauerkraut and red cabbage. I also got Hausgemachter Apfelstrudel for desert. Germany really does make some of the best deserts out there.

    AND THEN...

    Also a nod to the many Universal Yum Yums boxes that they have created with Germany in mind.

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  • altjerseys
    05.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    "I wonder what they're talking about on the bench..." | In the Room: In The Details

    #jake guentzel #zach aston reese #one brain cell #pittsburgh penguins #what this doesn't capture is the truly very lengthy amount of time jake thinks about not being able to eat pretzels #he's small let the man eat carbs #my gifs
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  • twopoppies
    05.05.2021 - 1 day ago
    #the way they twist themselves into pretzels #trying to make their songs into break up songs is just 🤦🏻‍♀️
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  • henshengs
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Why don’t we talk more about the most fascinating part of NMJ, which is the contrast between his rigid moral uprightness and protectiveness of his little brother with the fact that he’s got a bunch of secret demonic cultivation tombs hidden around the place and he’s pressuring said little brother into a method of cultivation that will doom him to an early death

    #like I feel like even BEFORE the brain melting sword disease really kicked in #this guy’s mind must have been bent in some serious pretzels #mdzs blogging
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  • shoku-and-awe
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Okay, do I have any German followers? Because I’m experiencing a bread situation......

    This decent bakery nearby started selling soft pretzels—very rare in Japan so I got excited and grabbed one (even though they’re not salted).

    And it was actually pretty nice, until I got to the thick part:

    Which was STUFFED with BUTTER. Like a jelly donut, except with semi-melted butter. Like, so much butter I could squeeze it out like toothpaste. It looked like a clogged artery.

    Are butter-stuffed pretzels actually a thing? Is this a miscommunication resulting from a translingual game of telephone? Or is it some kind of elaborate prank to see what I’ll eat? Did someone here do this? I need to know!

    #i’m googling but all i can find is peanut butter stuffed pretzels #which is its own kind of torture #somebody send me a bag of those please #to make up for this
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  • kaleidoscopr
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    I Am a Delicate Flower and need Attention and Love to grow give me pretzels

    #pretzels#shitpost #i am a delicate flower #self love #tw food mention #attention#love#im flower #i am plant
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  • persimmon444
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    These are objectively the best pretzels of all time. Perfect bread to salt ratio. Cant stop thinking about her

    #pretzels is NOT the same
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  • dreadfulcalendarwoman
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago
    #asks#pretzels #THANK YOU . SO MUCH . FOR THIS #THIS IS WHY I WENT BACK AND NOTICED SOPHIES RING. I CANT WAIT UNTIL JULY #enobarias
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  • mylittleredgirl
    04.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    i think i will reward myself for a long hard day of avoiding my professional obligations with an evening of avoiding my personal obligations

    #followed by a night of avoiding my basic human needs by eating pretzels for dinner and staying up too late probably
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  • readinginthereadyroom
    04.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    very important leverage ot3 observations:

    parker asks hardison for the pretzels during the big bang job (lev 3x15).

    hardison steals eliot’s sandwich during the office job (lev 4x12).

    eliot makes parker the spring rolls during the french connection job (lev 5x04).

    #something something needs vs wants #leverage#leverage ot3 #pretzels sandwich spring rolls #parker leverage#alec hardison#eliot spencer
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  • bazpitchs-violin
    04.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    because apparently all of you woke up today and chose VIOLENCE

    anderperry build-a-bear date because i fucking say so

    -it's todd's idea, obviously

    -but it's also like a 2am what if we did this idea, yk

    (i'm looking at you mr. "what if we went to furrycon together, not dressed up but like just took as many pictures with furries as possible" [if you don't get it, it's a long story. so long.])

    -but neil is so down, mans loves stuffed animals

    -he drags todd out of bed the NEXT DAY like get up dumbass we're going to build-a-bear

    -it's prolly around halloween bc i say so

    -todd likes the nightmare before christmas because I SAY SO

    -anyway they have the halloween bears and the frogs

    -todd makes neil a frog

    -it has a sound inside it that says "yea art thou there" bc i hc that that's when they Got Together and if you don't know what i mean then,,,, welp

    -anyway neil makes todd a jack skellington one

    -it has a sound in it that says "i'll take care of you" in the same tone he uses in the beginning of the fist unmanned flying desk set scene

    -because you know what, todd can take care of himself just fine, but he doesn't have to

    -anyway they're at the little bear washing (you know what i mean right) station goofing off and at first they try to hide the bears from each other but then eventually just show each other and start messing around

    -todd keeps lightly hip checking neil

    -"what if we kissed at the build a bear stuffing station" (they do)

    -neil's getting his heart for his bear and when he gets told to kiss his heart mans just kisses todd

    -who shuts down at this btw

    -cue the "aww"s from the staff

    -uhhhhhh yeah

    #dead poets society #todd anderson#neil perry#anderperry #neil x todd #i think they'd do a build a bear date #i won't apologise for that #they get bubble tea and soft pretzels after #and todd has one hand holding neils and the other holding his bear #and he makes neil sleep with it the first night so it'll smell like him #neil does so gladly #uhhh yeah add anything if you want lol #i just had to you guys were being so sad
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  • sleepingbeautycontest
    03.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    gorging myself with chocolate covered pretzels because i am a ball of stress and pms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #send help #actually just send more pretzels #pms#tmi
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