Oh the crackheaded, Genderfluid urge to draw Primis Richtofen in a Femboy Hooters shirt bc my friend put the idea in my head
❗❗WARNING: BRIGHT LIGHTS❗❗
❤"I see you looking at me across the floor~"💙
Some Lesbian Lighting Primis Richtofen because I um hngng bright colOURS-
LET NIKOLAI BE WITH HIS WIFE IN AU COD CREATORES PLEASE
Carnaroli leggermente affumicato, battuta di culatta, finocchio, mandarino
Quando penso al riso, la mia fantasia comincia a galoppare… (more…)
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Prompt: Tank telling Nikolai a dumb joke just to see their smile.
A/F/S: Angst with a Fluffy ending
Primis/ Ultimis: Primis
Setting: Tulsa, OK (I don't know much about primis' Canon maps so I'm making my own lol)
Warnings: Near Death Experience, Blood, Gore, Corny Jokes, I refused to proofread this, Richtofen
There were many things Tank didn't expect in life: Zombies, weird magical staffs, giant spiders, or even this weird team he found himself in. No, he didn't expect either of those things to happen; however, what he really didn't expect was to find himself in downtown Tulsa trying to navigate the weird roads that only took him further from his team.
"What the hell?!", he screamed.
"I could've swore this was the road Richtofen took to get us to that damn art museum", he mumbled as he tried his luck on another road.
The American sighed in relief once he saw a familiar landmark. Following the graffiti he found another familiar road, but as luck has it a soft groan came from behind him. He turns aroumd to find an almost human looking creature following him. Not recognizing it as one of the usual zombies, Tank tries to shoot it.
All the bullets seemed to achieve was angering the creature and provoking it to jump at him. With a loud yelp Tank tries and fails to dodge it's attack. Up close the monster looks like a young girl no older than twelve, her skin is a sickly green and razor sharp teeth line her gums.
"YOU DARE TO SHOOT ME?!", she cries in a shrill voice, making Tank wince.
"I WAS JUST WALKING AND YOU SHOOT ME", she continues before sinking her teeth into Tank's shoulder.
Intense pain flooded throughout Tank's body, and he began to cry out to no one in particular. After a while the monster released her teeth, ripping a small chunk of flesh out with it. The pain was so bad Tank thought he was going to die from it alone. Unfortunately the demented kid wasn't done with her twisted games; with a piercing giggle she got up and with an ungodly amount of strength, began to drag the American by the legs down the road.
Tank could feel himself losing his strength at a rapid pace. Black splotches slowly clouded his vision, and all he could manage were a few hoarse groans as tiny rocks and dirt collected in his wound. The girl stopped running and turned her focus back onto Tank.
"HM, SINCE YOU WANTED TO BE SO MEAN WHY DON'T I REPAY THE FAVOR", she wailed and began clawing at Tank's face and neck.
By the grace of some God, Tank found the strength to punch the girl and weakly drag himself away before being pulled back to the same spot. Although a weak punch, the girl didn't seem to appreciate that abuse; she frantically threw the American's jacket off and threw a few kicks at his abdomen.
With a few more groans Tank slipped into unconsciousness, the last thing he felt being a few razor nails to his arms and torso.
Nikolai had unfortunately witnessed the last bit of the girl's attack before firing a few bullets into her head, killing the thing instantly. He rushed over to Tank and felt his blood run cold at the man's condition, using what little bits of medical supplies he had, Nikolai quickly patched Tank up before carrying him bridal style over to Richtofen's makeshift base.
The Russian shook Tank every now and then to make sure he was still breathing. It scared him half to death when the American would quit breathing for moments on end. Luckily he navigated his way through the odd roads and found the German in time to finish what he'd started.
Tank didn't wake up for at least another three days, the twisted girl having caused a lot of trauma to his head. But, once he did the first thing he noticed was Nikolai laying right next to him on the concrete by his makeshift cot. Looking down he noticed the bandages lining his torso, arms, and neck. His shoulder still stung and he let out a loud cry when he accidentally moved it.
Nikolai quickly snapped up and gently cradled the American to his chest. Tank felt a few tears hit his face when he looked up at the other man.
"That bad huh?", he dumbly asked.
"You almost died you dumbass", Nikolai softly scolded.
"What were you on your own anyways?", the Russian continued.
"I wasn't trying to run off, I just got lost. I grew up in Oklahoma and yet I still can't find my way around here", Tank complained.
"You scared me, don't do that again", Nikolai pouted and pulled Tank in for a long kiss.
After a while of cuddling and silence, Tank piped up, "Hey Nik?"
"Yes Tank", Nikolai grumbled.
"What does a lawyer name their child?", Tank questioned with a stupid grin.
Sighing Nikolai egged the man on, "I don't know Tank, what do they name their kids?"
"Sue", Tank's smile grew.
"That was awful Tank Dempsey", Nikolai said while suppressing a laugh.
"Your face tells me otherwise", The American playfully nagged.
A/N: Sorry if it's a bit rusty 😅
Eating ice cream even tho I'm lactose intolerant and the dairy will tear up my stomach 🤪
Anyways in spirit of 115 day I'm gonna post a NiDe one-shot soon, let me know if you wanna be tagged in it when it's done ^.^
Juventus Stadium (15.01.2022)
A gift for @fluffy935 Edward has a flower just for you!
“I wrote your name in the sky, but the clouds blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, und it blew away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.”
Bonus blooper undercut:
When the Stamin-up/Speed Cola cocktail kicks in 🤣
Woah, Tank! Are you really a marine? Because you’re hotter than an M240 barrel on a full cyclic 😩💋💋💋
(Credit to @fluffy935)
(Credit to @fluffy935 for these breathtaking screenshots🥰 They took these for me and please go follow Fluffy935 because they are such a wonderful friend and artist!)
As much as I love Ultimis, I need to warm up to Primis too😳 🥰😘
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I made a paint job on my rk5 with Edwards name and flag I love how it came out so much 🥰 I’m going to do the same for the other characters too 🤗
I just had a dream about Tank Dempsey again and all I have to say is PUT ME BACK IN HIS ARMS RIGHT NOW-
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I feel mean about being all “Richtofen is a misunderstood sweetheart” only to constantly throw The Director under the bus a billion times. Man literally just closed a door and I went full ape shit
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