WHY DO ZIM AND DIB LOOK LIKE THEY’RE IN BOOSTER SEATS SJKDHSJKD
WHY DO ZIM AND DIB LOOK LIKE THEY’RE IN BOOSTER SEATS SJKDHSJKD
I'm sorry but Professor Membrane shouting "Ahhh it feels so real" after getting absolutely fucking decked is never not funny 😭😭
I'm tired and want to draw something
This is what has come out of that
I remember when everyone called him a dilf, ngl he is one
fuck i pasted him too small from invader zim is unfuckable!
The :p runs in the family
I don’t support people who reblog my crush confession just an FYI guys
Here’s Chapter 2 link-
Please stop liking my post about having a crush on professor membrane please I beg of you guys it’s embarrassing
My Invader Zim Au in this instead of Zim being a student at Dib and Gaz’s school hes there new substitute/science teacher .
Do I have a crush on Dibs dad? Maybe.
message to me because I have a cold and message to you because yes
daddy membrane, coloured ™
Warning- Mentions of depression, abusive, bullying.
"What?" Katheren asked, causing me to blush embarrassingly.
"AH! I mean- I- Uh-" I stuttered, trying to find the right words to explain what I meant.
Katheren puffed out small laughter, but she didn't truly laugh. Just the part when I was stuttering.
"S-Shut up..." I mumbled, still blushing.
"I'm not sorry," She said, kindly smiling.
I looked away, still flustered and not saying anything.
"Okay, okay, don't give me that look," She said, waving her hand.
I eventually smiled, and we soon started laughing. Not psychologizing but more genuine.
As soon as we died down, we sat down onto our usual bench and sighed.
"What now?" She asks, looking at the sky.
I knew what she was referring to, but I didn't have any answers. I still had to 'live' with my family and get over everything else. I didn't know what to do.
Katheren got the message and didn't question me anymore.
"Dib, you can call me Mom if you want," She said, finally looking at me.
I was ecstatic but then started crying. However, it was tears of sadness; it was tears of joy.
I hugged her tightly, taking her over and over again.
She was a bit shaken up, but she just let me have it.
'Thank you...' I thought, knowing that she is truly someone amazing.
After a few hours of being with Katheren, I was forced to leave.
I didn't want to, but I knew that I had to keep the appearance of the 'miserable, neglected' kid.
When I arrived at the house, I had a strange feeling. Like it was telling me that something wasn't right.
I opened the door quietly, and I saw everyone in the living room.
I was about to walk away slowly, but Gaz looked at me before I had my chance to escape.
"Dad, he's here," She angrily mumbles, clearly emphasizing how much she hated me.
I would have been hurt, but I wasn't, not anymore.
"Where were you?" He asks, clearly not happy either.
"I was out," I said, simply telling the truth.
"With who?" Zim asks, not even bothering to look at me.
"None of your business," I naturally replied while rolling my eyes.
"No, I saw you with someone, Dib. A female goth chick, who was she?" Gaz asks.
"None of your business," I repeated.
"Poor girl, she must have been under your influence," The Professor said while getting up.
"However, there's a chance for her to see the truth!"
I was antagonized, but I kept my cool.
"I mean, it's true; she doesn't deserve to be hanging out with someone like you," Gaz smugly said.
My hand completely turned into a fist, but I still had to act cool.
"Unfourtauntly, the Gaz-beast's not wrong," Zim implied.
"Exactly! Now, you tell me where I can find her, and we can 'fix' her," The Proffesor threaten me.
"I'm not telling squat," I said, eyes narrowing before trying to leave.
Gaz grabbed my arm tightly and said, "I don't think so. You already ruined our lives. Why can't you see that it'll ruin hers?"
My eyes widen, and before I could even reply, I punched her. My biological, scary 'sister' that I would stand up to was now on the ground.
She covered her mouth while shockingly looked at me.
Zim and the Professor stared in astounded before helping Gaz up.
"Dib, this is unacceptable! Apologize at once!" The Professor exclaimed.
"No way am I apologizing to that," I angrily said.
"Do it!" Zim said, but I was done with being treated like this.
"Or what, you'll kill me, just like how you always tried to kill me when we were younger?" I tauntingly said.
'Dad' looked at Zim and then Gaz rubbed her chin and said, "You shouldn't have hit a girl!"
"Oh, and let you continue beating me up? I don't think so. Then again, dear Daddy here can help you with that~!"
They were now staring at me, but I wasn't done. Now, I can finally release the repented hatred I've been storing in throughout my whole childhood.
"Like the time I nearly died when Dad gave me the wrong set of my depression pills~!" "D-Depression-" 'Dad' said, but I cut him off.
"Or that time Gaz beat me up so badly that I had to be hospitalized while being in a coma for five days~!" Gaz was mortified at what I said, but as I said, I wasn't done.
"Or the time that Zim wasn't there for when I needed him the most!"
Zim stared pityingly at me, but I didn't care.
"But none of you did ever cared for me because I was the 'annoying, bratty, insane, stupid' kid! Well, not anymore!" I said, not realizing tears were there until I felt my face wet.
I wiped them away and continued, "And just when I finally have someone that cares for me, you want her to turn into you!"
I was furiously ranting on how much of a terrible father 'Dad' was, how abusive and resentful Gaz was, and how I had no one be there for me when I was in pain.
"And you, Zim! The person that I used to really liked, is nothing more than a fake! Just like the rest!!" I pointed fingers at him.
His eyes widen, and my heart swelled when I said those words, but I couldn't forgive either of them.
"You all are really horrible people..." I said before leaving the house.
I didn't want anything to do with them, and I'm certain that their actions are finally coming to play.
I was now running to Katheren's hotel, tears now flooding, and I didn't want to be hurt anymore.
I struggled to go because I was feeling too many emotions and didn't have any control.
Luckily, Katheren was still awaked, and I just straight up hugged her.
She led us both to the bed while I continued to sob like a toddler, but I didn't care.
"Dib, what happened now?" She asks, legitimate concern.
I told her everything from start to finished, not backing out on the details.
When I was done, her gaze turned into pure darkness before turning back to soft.
"Dib, it's not your fault. On the contrary, I'm actually proud that you stood up against them. Even your ex-crush?" She said the last part with confusion.
I started to laugh and said, "Despite what he did, I still liked him. Fuck, I'm too messed up for this, Katheren..."
"I may not get the 'mushy-lovely' crush, but I can tell that you do love him," She said while patting my head.
While she was doing that, I changed into my old clothes thanks to her having a spar.
I smiled at her before looking at the room.
It was almost empty, and suddenly I had another bad feeling. One that I'm too familiar with.
"Are...Are you leaving?" I whispered.
She was still before closing her eyes and nodding.
I was shocked, but then Katheren said, "I was going to ask you something before I leave this place for good."
I wiped away the tears, and she hold both of my shoulders before asking me this question.
"Do you want to come with me?"
"Huh?" I asked, but she continued the explain the question.
"Do you want to leave this horrible timeline for good? Away from all these horrible people, your family, the pain?"
I sniffed and stared at her face.
'She's asking me to run away from here. The home I grew up in...' I thought.
I placed my hand on her shoulder and smiled.
"I would love to," I answered with the biggest smile on my face.
She smiled before grabbing a hold of my hand and pulling out a small machine with the other.
It opened a dark turquoise portal that suddenly made the walls turn blue with polka dots. Ones that were different from light blue to dark.
I stared at Katheren before looking at the portal, and with that, we jumped.
Previous- Chapter 3
Next- Chapter 5
follow up to the comic i made yesterday
Cal learns about boundaries
Calliope.... CALLIOPE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU TEST FOR SMUDGING IN MAKEUP-
IZ Pokémon au: everything is the same Zim gets banished and is still pretending to be a human except! He gets it in his head that he must defeat the Pokémon league, and become a Pokémon master in order to take over the world!
...And he’s actually very good at it! much to Red and Purple’s shock as he calls them every once in a while to tell them how his “mission” is going. They are very envious of Zim’s trophy shelf, filled with medals, tournament plaques, contest ribbons and shiny shiny badges, so much so, that they’re actually considering going to earth, starting their own Pokémon journey. (Zim sent them his Ditto who Purple affectionately named ‘Slushy’ to play with, now Purple won’t stop bugging Red about it!)
Prof. Membrane is well still a Professor, His main rival is Dib (Gaz is the eighth Gym leader) however, they have been known to team up to fight Tak’s evil organization Team Wrest who trying to steal Zim’s Mission and pokemon from him.
Zim’s Team: shiny Treecko [starter] Inkay, Ferroseed, Zorua, Joltik, “Mimikyu” (Gir in disguise.) and an actual Mimikyu, (and he had a Ditto but he gave it to the Tallest.)
Gir’s team: Trubbish, Goomy, and Spinda [caught on accident with Pokéballs he found laying around, Sometimes Zim borrows them.]
Skoodge’s Team: Muk, Wooper and Brumy. (again Zim barrows them too sometimes]
Dib’s team: Froaky [starter] Beldum, Blipbug, Blitzel, Rotom, Litwick.
Gaz’s team: Stunky, Spoink, Poochyena, Noibat, Croagunk, Sableye
Tak’s team: Purrloin, Glameow, Houndour Meowth (Galar), Espurr (male), Impidimp.
(and Mimi is disguised as a Purrloin, Tak also has a Stunfisk (galar), Mawlie and Woobat and other Pokémon stored in Mimi’s head, when she needs to switch things around.)
Update!: Okay So after Purple finally convinces Red to go Earth, albeit with better and believable human disguises, the two set off to catch up with Zim, and are enjoying their vacation, Red is slaying the gyms! while Purple is all about the Contests.
Tallest Red’s team: Snorlax, Honedge, Hawlucha, Clobbopus, Grubbin, Applin.
Tallest Purple’s team: Slushy (Ditto), Sobble, Venonat, Morpeko, Sinistea, Milcery.
Prof. Membrane’s team: Type: Null, Porygon, Rotom, Sharpedo, Magnezone, Beheeyem.