i can’t decide if it’s refreshing that this young rancher is trying to express how he’s nervous not about the life makeover but about being around five gay men. i mean, usually i prefer honesty, so i guess i’d rather deal with people being openly homophobic at me than people hating who i am and pretending they’re comfortable? but at the same time i’m so uncomfortable watching all of the guys handle it as professionally as they can when it’s clearly not fun for them
Tim, going to do a background check on Danny: yeah where are you from?
Danny, knowing full well he’s legally dead and chronologically 16: I’m so glad you asked.
Adunatio by Vixenette Pairing: Sirius/Remus Rating: E Word Count: 32k A potion accident has unexpected consequences
other than being claude fucking monet I literally have no idea how he managed to get not one but two hot wives
you did it again, you crazy people
Title: It's been a long time Author: writtenbyfreckles Rating: G Genre(s): Romance, Fluff Chapters: 5 [WIP] Word Count: 16,206 Summary: It's been ten years since Lily left Hogwarts. She's returned to England to work as a Healer on the "ward of the wacky", only to find home isn't as safe as she thought it was. An attack leaves her locked in a ward with her patients, a bunch of Death Eaters and an Auror she hasn't seen for a long time.
Dolomites...Gablerbiwak... by soehngenudo https://flic.kr/p/2mESNGm
If it weren't for the laws of this pandemic, I would wait for you underneath your office with a baseball bat
I'm sorry, but this is just really poor writing. Three of these four sentences start with "[name/pronoun] [verb]", and the first two sentences end with "[simple adjective] and [simple adjective]". And then there's the proximity of "plum-colored" and "raven-colored". All this repetitive structuring and phrasing just ends up super clunky and boring.
Nightwolf by Karina Halle
Trigger Warnings includes:
contains lots of blood (obviously), death & grief
This cute in ways I wasn’t expecting, and it’s also deep in ways I wasn’t ready for! As expected, Wolf has a dark past. One that he doesn’t want to taint Amethyst with. She’s literally the moon and the stars to him, and looks at her like she’s the perfect sunset. Centuries on earth, and she is his favorite view. But for as sweet as their friendship is, they are both very okay with it turning into something much dirtier, more meaningful. But obviously, there’s hesitation. And then, thanks to the boss pressuring them into taking some time away, they’re left with no choice but to strip naked in the kitchen. Then things take a heartbreaking turn, and they’re both left grieving and struggling to cope. And let’s just say some things are done out of love to…fix the situation. This is truly a beautiful friends to lovers story. Drinking blood just adds to the fun of it.
My Favorite Quotes:
• “Are you worried I’m going to try and eat you?” “Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if you did.”
• “I like you even more now.”
• “I think you’re a girl who always wants more. Deserves more.”
• “You think I want you c!ck inside me for your own pleasure? Oh, no. That’s all about me.”
• “You don’t have to make something of yourself. You already are something. Frankly, you’re everything.”
• “You’re everything to me. F!ck the world. They don’t matter. I do.”
• “Such a f!cking goddess.”
• “Call it whatever you want. So as long as you’re screaming my name.”
• “I will not survive losing you.”
• “This is yours. All of this is yours. For now and forever. I love you to death.”
6/10 Dark Romance
8/10 Dirty Birdy
7/10 Forced Proximity
9/10 Friends to Lovers
8/10 Sexy & Mystical
9/10 She’s Mine
5/10 Workplace Romance
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i have decided my new comfort is watching tango do decked out maintenance. the only thing i want from s9 is the return of horrifically complicated minigames that couldnt fit in the timespan of s8.
Remember how even when Nancy is “avoiding” Ace they are MAGNETS in a room together while Park orbited them like a distant moon