#puke Tumblr posts

  • I would love if at a party or like a bigger get-together, someone (A) randomly came up to a person there are quite close to (B) and secretly told them to follow them. The person who was approached obliged of course, wondering what was going on.

    A lead B to the bathroom, locked the door and before B can even ask a question, A starts vomiting. B of course is super shocked and comforts A through it.

    When they‘re done, A looked up at B and said „I didn‘t want to be alone.“

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  • Dean (Jensen Ackles) vomits after an overdose in episode 11x17 of Supernatural.

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  • A really fun part of growing up is realizing you aren’t actually a picky eater, your family just constantly cooked with specific foods you didn’t like/gave you physical problems

    #cant have mushrooms thay are cooked #makes me wanna vom #tw food#food #i also cant have bacon and a particular style of ham because it gives me headaches #hence why i like the ham my grandmother likes to serve and not the one my parents alway made #i also enjoyed beets but not borscht #also #and this is more because of my dad because it bugged literally 3/5 of my family #no idea about my brother so inpy going with the 5 #*only #but meat any less than well done makes me want to pule #puke #judge if you want #i dont willingly eat steak and i dont order it in restaurants #so fuck off #but i could eat so much other shit #i enjoy certain foods a lot but when i was really young i coupd not stand certain shit #altho i also was making my own lunches in elementary school #lmao #not because my mom refused #at least i dont think #she just sort of stopped once one of her kids reached the age to make their own #i ate absolute shit in elementary school
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  • yeah i left work lol

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  • i puked at work and my boss said if i puke again that i have to go home. should i fake puke and go home early?? bc i am really tempted lol

    i need the hours but i also kinda dont wanna fucking be here… or i can just skate by and get away with going on a lot of breaks bc my boss feels bad for me lol, lets see

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  • Today I learned that I can puke at will.

    I also learned that I really don’t like Pepsi.

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  • Emeto comm for @tezetan ~!

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  • Do not be alarmed!

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  • Caretaking right after someone vomits. Like those first explosive gushes when you just know their tummy must have been feeing bad for hours. Getting them to a bathroom if they didn’t make it and fetching them some water to settle their stomach. Asking them if they feel like they’re done for now. Maybe checking for a fever or rubbing their back as they catch their breath. Telling them to let it out if a few burps come up. Maybe them puking came as a complete surprise, maybe they had mentioned their stomach felt funny. Reassuring them that they’ll feel much better with all of that out of their belly. Getting them a change of clothes if they got sick on them and helping them change if they feel too weak. Soooo many nice things here, like the sickie’s belly looking a little bloated or rumbling audibly when they lift their shirt over their head. Maybe the sickie freezes in place with a hand on their belly and a weird look on their face before lunging back over the toilet for round two. And then finally getting a drowsy sickie settled in bed and bringing them a bucket and some medicine.

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  • Seriously, what kind of cretin finds Love Island and TV of its ilk satisfying entertainment?


    Toxic vacuous dumbing down inane putrid vomit.


    The devolution of humanity right there.

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    Originally posted by steals-dreams

    #love island aj #love island harry #love island #love island usa #love island uk #puke#brainless#toxic
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    Lots of Barts! Puke seems to be a consistent theme lately 😂

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  • Supportive husband to a complete wreck.

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  • #bodyhorror#softgore#gory#puke#doodle#:o)#rpg#oc#aave#iäti #i couldnt decide on the colored/discolored one to save my life
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  • An Unfortnate Voyage


    Dillon was excited. They were finally out on the water again. The yacht trip was only going to last for a weekend, but he loved the ocean. The salt air, the sea creatures, everything about it. They had only been out on the water for about 20 minutes, but he could already tell this trip was going to be amazing. He closed his eyes, inhaled the salt air and just enjoyed feeling the rocking of the waves as they jetted out across the waters.

    All of a sudden her heard a long moan coming from next to him. He opened his eyes and looked over to the source of the noise. It was coming from his brother Dwight, who’s face had turned an alarming shade of green. “You ok bro?” Dillon asked. Dwight moaned again, shook his head and leaned over, hands wrapped around his stomach. “You gonna puke?” In response Dwights stomach gave a loud gurgle, and he nodded slowly.

    “Come on dude”, lets get you to the side of the boat” Dillon said as he grabbed his brother by the shoulders and led him to the edge of the boat. As they were walking, the yacht hit a particularly rough wave, Dwight clamped his hand over his mouth and broke in to a run to the side. As soon as he got there he opened his mouth and “Hurrrrgh blurghhh” a huge gush of puke was expelled from his mouth. Dwight wiped off his mouth, looked over at Dillon for a brief moment when “hrugh bleck harumph” another gush of green brown liquid spewed out of his mouth and down into the water below. Dillon clumsily patted his brother on the back and said “hang in there man. Hopefully we can find you some drugs to help you or else this is gonna be a long weekend for you”

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  • puke monster

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