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  • legendarymanpig
    23.01.2022 - 32 minutes ago
    #YES I JUST MADE A PUN #A GUN PUN #A GPUN #A PGUN? #IT HAPPENED #WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
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  • arctic-hands
    23.01.2022 - 44 minutes ago

    Putting the BS in "IBS"

    #that's a lie i have IBD not IBS #but there's no pun there
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  • naruhina-is-goal
    23.01.2022 - 50 minutes ago

    Some more art dump. I've come to realize how much I like to draw Sai, he's kinda adorable.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPOST OR I WILL SPINTANIOUSLY COMBUST

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  • lunathewafflelord
    23.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Elsa is a very cool person

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  • lightdancer1
    23.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    I will note on the various deities that I use in my Avatar stories

    They exist to fill a niche that doesn't exist in current canon. Powerful spirits that are beholden to human societies and friendly to humanity, as opposed to 'entirely eldritch' or 'SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" ala Hei Bai and Vaatu.

    They are not, in actual fact, based on the actual deities of various religions and while certain aspects (ala the Fire Sages as Shinto-style priests, the Daoistic pantheon religion of the Earth Kingdom, and the motifs of Water Tribe Deities that are wolves and snow and darkness are unpleasant and WILL kill you given the chance) are modeled on aspects of real life traditions, it's given an element to de-Otherize it instead of treating it as exotic.

    I consider the concept of taking real life myth and religion and filing the serial numbers off to be lazy storytelling and I am 100% biased from creating my own pantheon with its own convoluted narratives. It would frankly be more disrespectful to the Hindu pantheon to present Agni as a straight up adaptation of the Hindu Fire God and then have him be Mr "God says genocide is good" deity.

    In the Fire and Water and Earth and Air AU the more 'Indo-European' and 'recognizable to the modern audience who would know it for exactly what it actually is' it is, the more it's deliberately presented as the Lovecraftian Othering. Why? Because Lovecraft would roll over in his grave to have English writing in the Roman alphabet presented as a blocky eldritch uncanny script that no human being with a shred of decency would use.

    The pantheons are only directly relevant in By Fire and Water and Earth and Air and in the Fire Sage AUs, as both of them involve Agni in actual fact being an eldritch abomination that takes a physical shape in the world and actively intervenes in it, motivating the other deities to start doing likewise and then things go from bad to worse. Otherwise they are considered cultural archetypes and personifications of natural forces, like most pantheons in real life tend to be at their most abstract.

    #as an fyi #no I'm not going to depict real life religions in a fanfic #that really would be disrespectful appropriation #if you're looking to an Avatar: The Last Airbender story for depiction of real life anything #might I point out to you that this is a kung fu magic cartoon #where the moon is a fish that gets shanked by a lunatic (pun intended)?
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  • danskjavlarna
    23.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    From Tulane University's 1930 yearbook.

    My collection of rats and mice, some giant, some playing while the cat's away.

    Wondering about this post?  Wait for the dissertation (TBA). For now:  Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

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  • the-punforgiven
    23.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    Dark Souls 3 is objectively the best Souls game because the funny little onion man makes you soup :)

    #Pun's text Posts #Dark Souls 3
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  • theblessedvirginmarysbreastmilk
    23.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    blogging is def the most juvenile outlet of expression for me just bc ive been doing it since i was in fucking grade school and its the only form of writing i ever picked up :/ versuss real life where rhe way i interact with people has actually developed and gotten more sensitive+adaptive+clear over time

    #if u put me ona keyboard ill just show off cute things and ramble incoherently about my obtuse social life ://// #plus vulgar and puerile jokes and puns but i do that even more in real life. because i have situations and an audience to work w #here its like hellloloooooooo shouting down a canyon. in a corner of a busy subway #theres not much context loves!!!!
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  • lurking-latinist
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    thinking yet again about the time Six told Peri he had been able to spot that she was in danger because of his Peri-pheral vision

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  • galacticnova3
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Ok, Minecraft. Why is it that when I use a rod with Luck of the Sea III I get books and fishing rods with curses or low level enchantments, but then when I go to fish for a few minutes to get some exp with a fishing rod that only has Lure II and Unbreaking II, I get the book ever after TWO CASTS? (first was a stick, second is the cod)

    I’m not complaining about this, because I like the free grindstone exp– I don’t want thorns on my armor, which means fire protection and feather falling are also off the table, and the other enchants I already have on items or other books that have much fewer wasted enchants– but also what the fuck.

    #rambling#minecraft #pun intended but I’m still reeling from this
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  • paperback-boy
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    kurt giving pennyroyal tea to nirvana’s roadies on tour, call that serving the servants.

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  • paperback-boy
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    me trying to write a character i have a very vague idea of: writer? i hardly know her!

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  • shitfuck-anon
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Just realized how hard making spaghetti puns for my writing is... God sans. Good thing I'm working on it rn.

    #chapter 3??? #Why did you leave? ao3 #writing puns suck but I'll survive
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  • tipnaree
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago
    #icouldhyperfixatehim#ask response #don't mind me im just in my 'making pharmaceutical patpran puns to cope with bb ending' phase #i'll be over it soon #but AKDJFHSDKGHDFKJGHKDFSJH allergennie made me actually spit out my tea #if the allergies don't kill me then choke-laughing on hot liquids mights
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  • redgitanako
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Holy freaking shit holy crap janna's winds oh my goodness

    #reg thoughts#jayvik #I just read this thing and my fucking heart hurts #pun unintended bc this was a story about a literal heart but yeh #anyway goodnight lol #and wait for angsty art I guess
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  • what-marsha-eats
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    The Club Scene

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  • urjust-socute
    22.01.2022 - 4 hours ago

    so me and my friends have a minecraft server with a whole bunch of mods. they mostly all play in survival and i just stay in creative and build to my heart's content. so since i'm in creative, i can see all the items and stuff and sometimes i come across neat little things or silly things or whatever. and so i, naturally, name them with cheesy puns and pick-up lines and give them to my girlfriend. she has a whole chest to keep them in ♡

    #mine#jade rambles #not a suggestion or anything but the post before made me think of it and i just wanted to share #my favorite to do is to find a bunch of food #mostly from the croptopia mod #and name them with food puns :D #like i'll name an apple 'you're the apple of my eye' #or a pie 'you're such a cutie pie' #and it makes her happy so it makes me happy :) #but yeah with some mods there are shiny heart shaped rocks #and i love giving those to her #just #i love her so much #💖💖💖
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  • baddadjokez
    22.01.2022 - 6 hours ago

    Why do meteors think humans are perverts?

    Because we watch meteor showers.

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