Baby Cass: Daddy, when are Pete and Stan gonna get married?
Everyone:
Pete: Yeah Stan, when are we gonna get married?
Captain: *wheezing*
Sirius black 🤝 the whole of hogwarts
^^
Simping for Remus
Raya: *causally pickpocketing unsuspecting rich people*
Fang soldier 1, eyes widening: is that Raya?!
Fang soldier 2: I’m not gay but damn
Atitaya, laughing: it’s not gay to compliment another woman, you know. It’s totally normal!
Namaari, checking Raya out: yeah I’d fuck her
Atitaya:…..see now that’s an example of being gay
‘the two faces, part two’, the haunting of bly manor, mike flanagan / the ghost is dead, long live the ghost, mara avoth, link / ‘the two faces, part two’, the haunting of bly manor, mike flanagan
Agatha: I didn't do it.
Wanda: Then why are you laughing?
Agatha: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.
"It's kind of like magic how, 'the one,' you are for me.. seriously, you just magically popped into my life and now you are here to stay.. that's magic, and now I don't want to live without you."
I'm lost without you - eUë
Chat Noir: I heard you like the bad boys?
Chat Noir: Well you hit the jackpot guuurl, because I am bad at E V E R Y T H I N G 😂
Chat Noir *crying*: I just want to be good at something for once 😿
Why is it so damn hard for people to talk?
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Tennessee Williams
Sokka: im not former gifted student. i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class i’ll annihilate them all like i did the first time
Lizzie, sliding a photo across the table: I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.
Hope: Uhm, this is a photo of you?
Lizzie: Josie wants me to try Zumba.
“You’ll follow.”
She huffed a little laugh. “I have no idea why you would think such a thing.”
“Because this is what we do,” he said. “We follow each other into darkness.”
The Day of the Duchess (Scandal & Scoundrel, #3) by Sarah MacLean
Jordan: Against my will, I have been befriended.
Gus: It's your turn on Breath of the Wild next!
Steve: So which one of you is the evil wizard?
Douxie, Merlin, Claire, without missing a beat: Morgana
Morgana, shrugging: They’re not wrong
Anna: I love Ray but he loves Emma
Norman: I love Emma but she's too good for me
Emma: Wait shit- I've been feeling love towards Norman not some sort of family love.
Ray: I'm sick and tired of everyone loving each other so come here Anna, you're the only one keeping me sane.
May: This is salsa class! Are you ready to learn to dance?
Peter: [stuffing his tortilla chips back into his bag]
Peter: There has been a misunderstanding
En terapia decubrí que soy un alma libre, y no a la libertad que muchas veces pensamos sino que mi alma es libre de ataduras, soy libre porque hago e hice lo que mi corazón y mi ser quisieron sin atarme a lo que los demás querían que hiciera.
Que lindo es ser un alma libre, deseo que tú también puedas serlo.
"Guys love it when you can show them you are better than they are at something they love."
–Nesta, Gwyn, and Emerie, probably
