I have a love/hate thing with ranboo’s streams. Because for one: they are hilarious and come up with the best memes and ranboo is just amazing but also if you miss one then you miss so much shit and dude please I can’t keep up with all of this I have SCHOOL
Everyone talking about how tommy will react when he finds out Ranboo and Tubbo are married. Let’s be real, Tommy will really be upset that Tubbo decided to commit tax fraud with Ranboo instead of him.
i got the idea “what if tiktok was canon to the dream smp and thats how tommy first met ranboo because they followed each other” and made this
it kinda goes along with the fact that twitter is canon and all the fans are just citizens who live in the smp but arent main characters lol
i keep on seeing such cute posts about what engagement/wedding rings ranboo and tubbo would have but consider that instead of just choosing one on these they use All of them. ranboo proposed with a ring pop but tubbo ate it so they settled on my beloved lockets instead. tubbo makes them get matching earrings so they’re both cool. they get matching bands on their horns when they get married. their first anniversary present is a fax machine. Imagine the Possibilities
a lot of people are confused about ranboo and tubbo’s boundaries in regards to shipping, so i decided to clear some stuff up.
as far as i’m aware, ranboo has never said that he’s uncomfortable with shipping. in fact, in his most recent streams he said he’s fine with “most stuff” as long as it’s not nsfw. so interpret that how you will.
tubbo has indicated that he thinks shipping him is weird, but this was specifically in the context of people shipping him with tommy, which tommy finds very uncomfortable. but as far as i’m aware he’s never given the go-ahead to ship him with other people, so it’s better to not.
that being said, their characters are still canonically married. not “platonically married”, just married. they explicitly said that it was NOT platonic. i don’t know their stance on people actively shipping their characters, but it’s okay to talk about their canon relationship without slapping a /p on it. they’re not gonna be uncomfortable with people going along with a bit that THEY MADE UP.
it’s not like they don’t know what they’re doing. just because they’re minors doesn’t mean they’re clueless babies. they’re 16-17 for god’s sake, they know how the internet works. if there actually does end up being an issue, they’ll address it. just don’t be weird and don’t take it too seriously
Ranboo, lifting up a blanket: Ranbob? Are you ready to come out and be a functioning member of society?
Ranbob, whispering behind his Enderman hissing: Dream was my idol and you betrayed him
Ranboo:
Ranbob, hissing even more:
Ranboo, dropping the blanket: Understandable, have a nice day
The Dreamons, btw, are just kinda random doodles. What a dreamon looks like is kinda… losely defined. I always saw them with the drippy mask cause that is creepy as fuck. But I wanted to try something vaugely bear shaped.
the rest are from the fic itself. HO BOI AM I WORRIED.
okay so i’m clearly very invested into tubbo and ranboo’s platonic marriage that’s considered canon but as a joke in the plot line so let’s analyze it in my way! when i mean analyze, i mean let’s just make up the entire story line how i want it to be because i want to :] when i talk in this post about tubbo and ranboo, i’m talking about the characters, not the content creators ! let’s start ,
so let’s talk about how it could have happened, first of all, tubbo has been with ranboo since the day he arrived at the dream smp. they were always rather close, and tubbo talked to him nearly every day or other day and trusted him. and when everything went down to shit, ranboo “chose” tubbo’s side, he chose tubbo. and i think that’s important to remember.
like it could’ve just happened when tubbo thought tommy seriously just died, or something or when tommy was at techno’s house and he didn’t know. ranboo had no clear connections or long term relationships with anyone on the server and tubbo felt like he was losing everyone, so they’re just out together, gathering supplies or whatever and tubbo is just like, “hey? you know what would be funny? if we just got married.”
ranboo just shrugs it off before being like “huh. that would be funny. let’s do it. but i don’t like you that way?” and tubbo’s like “yeah me neither but we can just married as friends right? i still care about you i guess.” ranboo agrees with him and they have a half assed marriage together with matching ring necklaces that ranboo makes at the crafting table (they’re made of gold and they’re pretty.)
after that, ranboo and tubbo just mostly joke around, they divorce sometimes whenever ranboo annoys tubbo too much, or they just have a fight. once ranboo is revealed as a traitor, tubbo defends him like it’s his last breath. he knows ranboo, ranboo forgets and he knows that. ranboo doesn’t deserve to die or anything, and that’s what causes him to lose it to quackity (that one speech. i know what you mean.) when ranboo does decide to pick no sides and leaves, it hurts tubbo. his close friend, maybe even his best friend is leaving, his husband is leaving.
they don’t break it off, this scruffed platonic marriage that they have, ranboo just leaves and stays with techno and phil. eventually l'manberg is gone and tubbo retreats to snowcester, some place he decides to build for his own relief and safety. things become cluttered and tubbo and ranboo start talking again.
despite the fact that techno absolutely despises tubbo, ranboo still considers him a good person and trusts tubbo (not enough to tell him about dream, but to an extent.) he still has those necklaces, and so does tubbo. eventually, the experiments on ranboo happens, and tubbo realizes their limits and restrictions as does ranboo.
ranboo feels comfort once again in tubbo, to the point he starts leaving grass blocks all around snowcester, sometimes going as far to enderwalk around tubbo in blind trust. they don’t discuss the marriage thing until tubbo gets irritated with ranboo one day and just shouts, “that’s it! i’m divorcing you again, ranboo >:(” and ranboo is just like “wait we’re still married????” and this is how it would go
tubbo: well we never exactly broke it off, right?
ranboo: yeah but .. you want to divorce?
tubbo: no that— i didn’t mean that. do you want to?
ranboo: i don’t think so.
tubbo: well. i think then we’re husbands right?
eventually, they both start wearing their matching necklaces again, with ranboo’s being in the open while tubbo’s is stuffed under his snowcester clothing. they love each other, obviously as one would love a best friend. of course there’s still some trust issues and secrets that ranboo keeps away and tubbo can’t realize but, they’re okay for now.
they rescue michael, and officially adopt him as their child (though he is a little… braindead). and they’re doing alright for now. for both of them, this scruffed, messy, tied together, platonic marriage is enough. it’s not exactly poetic but it’s theirs.
(i’ll definitely add more another time.)
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I had a dream last night that I saw a McDonald’s ad advertising their special limited edition Happy Meal toys for “National Ranboo Day” which was today, February 25th. I went to McDonald’s and they had a large plaque honoring Ranboo and little plastic dolls of him as the Happy Meal toys.
