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    The U.S.S. Motherfucker Enterprise

    #funny#random#memes #star trek memes #tos star trek #star trek
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  • Shower Thought, I Guess

    What alien species introduced the Venus flytrap and pitcher plants to earth?

    Because carnivorous plants? That shit ain’t from earth. Some alien fucked up and brought something non native here. I’m not mad, in fact I’m delighted that the Venus flytrap exists, but I just wanna know how that happened? When? Why?

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  • On this day in history: I learned office jobs were not for me.

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    #i do miss that boss though #our favorite pasttime was fighting and we would have MONTHS long prank wars #granted one time he pushed too far in a verbal spat and I punched a filing cabinet #i literally cannot remember what the argument was about though #but i remember how that filing cabinet felt 😭 #personal#random #mim was never made for public consumption yall
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  • It sucks how our significant other can’t give us the attention we need. Sometimes we need to let go or find it from somewhere else. 😶 

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  • Anyone have a prayer request tonight? Shoot me a DM :) Hope ya’ll have a good rest of your week!

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    #Prayer requests#Random#Encouragement#God#Jesus #Just feel like seeing if anyone has a request tonight
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  • Playing Among Us with a bunch of strangers online is like playing with 9 people who think they’re Pewdiepie.

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    sept 23, 2020 (256/366)

    -lmao was late for my 10-2 today bc i decided to redeem a free cfa reward for bfast but they were taking too mf long & so i ended up clocking in at 1025

    -can i just say how much i love my work mom/manager

    -did groceries after i clocked out & went to starbucks for my brother

    -showered & ate

    -my coworker put me on!!! i normally don’t like bananas bc i associate the smell of them w the trash can but this vanilla almond butter thoooo

    -took quite a nap & ate in n out for dinner

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  • 14. Anomaly; intent-new; had to take a really short trek on the way home. Found a “baby on board” in one of the cars parked outside a house. No picture, I though; the garage door is open and I don’t wanna be shot…

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  • Holy shit, is anyone else watching Ratched? I barely started it and am already feeling a bit traumatized. 😬 Amazing performances though. And lipstick.

    #random #not sure I have the stomach for this #LOVE Sarah Paulson tho #Ratched
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  • I know I’m probably coming off a little too desperate, but the idea of kissing you is running around in my head and I don’t know how to stop it.

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  • Hi! I’m going to be your big sister for a while and give you advice for a job interview.

    First, the most important of all, prepare.

    There are tons of sample job interview questions online. Some even have sample answers that you can use as a reference, so as to make your answers more attractive for the interviewer of the company you’re applying for. Take the sample questions and imagine if you we’re being asked the question. Sort of like a reharsal. You prepare your script. You don’t have to memorize word per word. But at least get the general idea. It is better than thinking on the spot.

    Also, if you are about to take an exam, tons of sample exams online too.

    Also, research about the company you’re being interviewed for. This is important when the interviewers asks why you are applying for the company, or what do you know about the company.

    Second, know what you want and ask questions.

    In an interview, you should know what you want from a company. Do you want a flexible schedule, do you want to be field-based, do you want to be office-based, do they have to provide you a car, do they have to provide you allowance for meals and hotels, do you want to work at a night shift, etc. You have to know these things to be able to ask the interviewer and make a better decisions whether you want to pursue the interview process or not. Do not forget to ask questions. It is not wrong to ask questions. In fact, it is better to ask questions because it shows that you are curious about the position and the company.

    Third, be yourself and think of your interviewer as if they’re your friend.

    Be yourself. You don’t want to get hired in a place where you won’t fit in. You don’t have to pretend like someone you’re not. Be yourself, but like a more formal version of yourself. Showcase your best skills. This is the time to boast your accomplishments, but present them in a humble manner. No one likes arrogant people.

    And think of the interviewer as if they’re your friend. You don’t have to be intimidated by them. They’re just people. Talk to them as if you’re just telling a story to your friend. You can crack jokes, here and there to make them smile. But not too often. Interviews should be formal, after all.


    After all this, if you got in, Congrats!! But if you didn’t, don’t stop trying. Don’t stop looking. Majority of us don’t get into the first company we apply to. You can do it!

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  • I knew having braces was gonna be uncomfortable but no one told me that i would prefer being hungry than taking off the wax off the some of the thingies so it doesn’t cut up my cheek.

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    Originally posted by somenerdthing

    #random#braces #day to day #life
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  • Let’s talk about the book. The episode. The intriguing thought behind the book and how the episode said “let’s spice it up!”

    Make sure you like on Youtube! Or I’ll read the writes. I’LL DO IT!!

    #random#random video#random post#goosebumps #night of the living dummy iii #slappy #slappy the dummy #slappy the living dummy
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  • I burned out my Fall Farmhouse candle… 😔😓😭

    #jenny's candle burning chronicles vol. 1 #jenny.txt #random#not tsc
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  • is there a word for when you dream of something and it follows into the next dream? either the entire “storyline” or specific points of it

    like earlier tonight i fell asleep on the couch and dreamt that my dog had come back to me and i couldn’t stop hugging him because if i let go he might disappear so i called a friend and asked her to come over to see if she saw him to or if i was crazy (she saw him and took photos of him to prove to me that he was real)

    and when i woke up i was so depressed and exhausted. tried watching some tv but fell asleep again. started off with a “new” story but eventually dream!me went to my mother in her bedroom from when i was a kid to tell her of the dream i had and she hugged me because i was so upset

    and then i woke up again

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    Hmmm…..

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    No this is better…..

    #random#cursed#tihi#lego #my cousin accidentally sent this at midnight imao
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  • I was tagged by the amazing @reynoldswoodcock 

    1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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    2. Hugh Jackman

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    3. James Marsden

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    Originally posted by spikes-jonze

    4. Robert Downey Jr. 

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    Originally posted by downeydreamland

    5. Michael Fassbender

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    Originally posted by bestof-fassbender

    Tagging: @captainsamerica @scottxlogan @naughtyneganjdm@jackmanhugh@christopherpratt@letsby@kellyn1604@oberronsearring@randomly-musing​ – honestly anyone who wants to do this, should!  

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  • I just watched the end of infinity train with my mom and we talked about how unhappy the ending was, and I thought to myself “ If only some idiot would make version of the story with happy ending” and than remembered that I’m that idiot.


    Really the wort part of making  story is the fact that you’ll never be able to be told it the same way the audience is.  Thank god I’m not the only fool to try and re-write the pain away so I can read someone else take.

    #random #infinity train book 3 #infinity train
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  • i might draw my own version of the four horsemens of the apolyspe

    meh deppen if people want to see me do that

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