the fact that you can’t host club gatherings on Generic lots drives me crazy.

When did my blog turn into a Star Wars headcanon blog??

I feel like Yoda has fun with the younglings by going down into the créche when the little ones are playing and speaking with them.

He does this because the youngling brains are sponges and they always, without fail, start to mimic Yoda’s speech pattern.

He does this for fun and to see how long any of the younglings stick to his literally outdated grammar, and all the créche masters FIRMLY DISLIKE Yoda for it and they always try to get him to not do it but he gets to the little ones anyway.

Bet a youngling clan once went out for a day trip or something and they all straight up talked like Yoda the whole time and everyone was SUPER confused why all these Jedi youth sound like the master of the order PERFECTLY.

The créche master with them has been dealing with these younglings for a few days now and is now resigned to it.

The record was either 8 months before the youngling was finally taught the proper grammar or 2 years with the youngling just being a little shit. The 2 year youngling admitted to the trickery and there was a whole council meeting minus Yoda about it because they all not so secretly have bets going.

I’d like to think the little shit was Obi-Wan, but I think it could also have been Quinlan.

Sneaky Danilo 😂

my body physically rejects mac and cheese but god it tastes good

Cuadrado is playing as LB…

A part of me is dreading this but whew trust in the process

Morata is starting!! Score the first goal at Roma pls for old time’s sake, Alvarito!!

ok they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore huh

hi yes hello!!

this is a more serious post. due to issues and my trauma i have been known to display attention-seeking behaviour and doing bad things to myself for attention. it used to be a horrible cycle. i have never once su*ide baited, but i have actually hurt myself before. i’ve been in remission for a year at this point and i just want to celebrate a little bit at how far i’ve come. 

because of all the wonderful people i’ve been around in real life that have helped me become a little more stable, i was able to come to a point where i dont have to worry about being neglected as much anymore. im doing alot better. 

as for the normal morbid content? that will continue because that has been one of my best coping mechanisms to everything. so again, its been 1 year. lest see if we can make it to 2. 

But honestly I am so all over right now my feelings are in a thousand places and I’m not sure what could be right or wrong or just go with what feels right because life isn’t stopping and I shouldn’t stop either and it’s like the universe throws things at you for a reason so why not just follow it? Nothing is planned and nothing is definite so I can’t keep stalling for reasons that aren’t my own or problems I cannot fix?

I swear to god people don’t do their fucking research on this site when it comes to animals. Misinformation can have dire consequences and unfortunately people don’t seem to know that so please kindly check your facts about an animal before you go posting about it. I shouldn’t have to make this post but I’ve seen it done so many times on here it’s infuriating.

I’m sorry but what’s so bad with playing the same game with improved graphics, gameplay and enhanced plot? Did they really had to fuck everything up with whispers and parallel universes? I’m kinda disappointed….

is reading stuff that hard? do people really struggle with reading a few simple rules that much? I’m running a free raffle and every other person just zips right past the rules and posts :( which I get it, I do, I tend to skip over things without realizing it occasionally, but it’s. so many people. and there are a few that still ignore the rules after I ask them to read through them again and I feel awful not giving some of the users tickets but I really don’t want to be a pushover and break the rules I put in place!

ugh. sorry for ranting a little, I just really need to get this out somewhere as I can’t get it out of my mind.

I want to stay in the water with you.

Until we get wrinkles, until we’re both damp, then soaked, and gripping for each other so we don’t slip away.

Until we run out of water, until the steam fills the room and we can no longer see.

I want to stay in here, with your skin pressed against mine, looking at the water droplets on your eyelashes, on your cheeks, on your body.

I like doing that.

as a french person, science projects that you have to do for school sound absolutely crazy to me. Like yall have to build models and pray that it works and that your teacher likes it ?? at 10 years old ??? and you’re okay with it ????

tldr: treatment has been shit and i don’t think i’m any better than when i started

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I think a plane just flew directly over head.

Now this is normal for most people, and even more so to those who live near an airport like myself, but that was real close sounding.

Idk I’m bored and might drink coffee for the vibe

Another rant!! This time involving SCP!

Okay. So. To start out simple.

I was scrolling through YouTube. Looking for some SCP articles to listen to while I played some games to act as background noise. While scrolling through I found some…. very concerning videos.

If you don’t know to those who just happen to see this SCP is a fictional universe with its own wiki page involving a secret underground facility meant to capture and research various paranormal/ anomalous items. And vary from a cosmic horror to a biomechanical spaceship with a message to send.

The thing is these stories are usually NOT and I repeat NOT at all meant for children.

And I don’t just mean like teenagers and stuff. Teenagers and even some preteens can handle the content within scp. But overall the SCP series is dark, gory, fucked up, and generally not at all good for young kids to look through. It could seriously fuck them up if their parents aren’t monitoring the content they watch. Especially since some SCPS can be very deceiving in their first appearance on what they’re gonna be like “scp-1459 the puppy machine”. I went into that video thinking it was gonna be like a vending machine or a claw machine where you can get a puppy. DEAR FUCKING GOD I WAS WRONG. If you wanna know what it is look it up cause this post is already going to be long enough as is.

Now for the actual rant part.

There’s some for kid channels that are using SCP’s for their content. My concern is that kids are going to watch these videos and start diving deeper down the SCP rabbit hole. Maybe they’ll stick to the very basic surface level popular scps like 096 or 173 but kids are curious. They will dig deeper. They will look for more scp content. And that will lead them down the rabbit hole. Please report these videos if you see them.

I stg you wash the dog food bowl and forget to put the bits in the sink in bin and you get shit for it, he honest to fuck said ‘because it’s the worst smelling thing in the world, then I’VE got to get rid of it’ don’t you even dare you piece of shit, like you’ve actually been looking after the fucking dog don’t you even dare. I can’t even fucking defend myself bc then he’ll go off on one and start a full blown argument I’m fucking done. If you hate the smell of dog food so damn much you should’ve moved out years ago, but instead you’re a mid 20’s year old little boy who still lives with his parents and does nothing but makes peoples lives hell go fuck yourself