November 12, 2021-  Out in Malibu.

November 12, 2021-  Out in Malibu.

Animaniacs S2 E2 spoiler out of context:

When were sunglasses invented?

When were sunglasses invented?

 I learned this today. The first sunglasses were used by the Inuit people tens of thousands of years ago. The Inuit people lived, and still live, on the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada, and Alaska. Snowblindness is a problem that they have always had to deal with. Thousands of years ago, they invented sunglass, although they were nothing like we know today. They were goggles made of walrus…

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Tbh I love that the fandom here is on the Spamton hype train. I find it hilarious because of all the platforms out there, whi ch one has a spam bot problem that refuses to get under control.

Do you know how powerful he would be if he had access to tumblr? It would be awful. Imagine Ray Ban Spamton Sunglasses.

Amazing

I'm A Mean Person: Maybe

Here's the skinny, my family has this probably that when anyone falls, gets hurt, knocked over repetitively by a wave, we are litterally paralyzed in laughter and until we calm our asses down, we can barely even walk over to the person to help them.

Me particularly in addition to this, have also discovered that when people have bad days it makes me smile. Hear me out.

My roommate, let's call him Devon. This boy is a bottle of hypocrisy mixed with equal parts paranoia and carelessness.

He litterally made the land lord ad a dead bolt to his bedroom door for his safety but leaves his keys in the door unlocked and adjar.

Everytime I think about how paranoid he gets and then see his keys dancing from the door, I smile and sometimes laugh.

I found his keys in the fridge one day, in the washing machine, left out on the counter. His door is wide open when he leaves for the day and sometimes when he goes to another state.

I live in a house that has three floors and each floor has anywhere from 3 to give rooms with one shared bathroom and kitchen on each floor. I live with Devon and Dmitri (we each have our own room with a lock).

A few months ago it was gonna rain hard and our hanky mail box is bent so water gets in. Dmitri normally is kind and gets to the mail first, and delivers it to us but I day the box was full that day. I pulled the stuff out and seperated the mail between the three of us and junk mail. One of his had been ripped open.

Me, a non spectical person saw it and was like, "oh, it must have been in someone else's box and they accidentally opened it." I had done that before to Sam on the floor below (he was understanding).

But Devon freaked, called the police, kept texting and calling everyone in the building for information on who did it.

I was like:

So he is pretty paranoid and for the past week anytime he hears a noise day or night he opens his door real quick and questions why your in the hallway and if you've "seen anyone" that wasn't suppose to be in here.

For how careless he can be, he is pretty paranoid. One day he's calm the next he things everyone is out to get him.

He just asked me to monitor a call he had with Microsoft beacuse he thinks they shouldn't have taken that long to answer a question for him and he thinks they might be racist (like they can't see through the phone, lol).

Anyway the more he does strange things or is careless despite being paranoid, I smile and chuckle in my mind.

And the more I do this with him the more I find that when I'm at work or in a mall, I find peoples oddities and sometimes their annoying behavior to be funny.

So much so that I almost laugh in their face when something happens and I have to control myself and be like, "Lizzie don't laugh"

So maybe I am mean for laughing at people but it certainly perks up my day.

Also side note, onetime my sister mom and I were playing on the beach with some kind of like a velcro ball from when we were kids. We had this like round disc in her hand with velcro on it as well to catch the ball. We kept throwing it but my sister threw the ball too far and my mom tried to reach for it and fell into the water.

She's not exactly old but she works some pretty strenuous jobs on her body when we're growing up. So she's got like bursitis and arthritis when she's not even like ancient yet.

So she's in the water, soaked, on her hands and knees trying to push herself up so she can stand up. And the waves keep knocking her down. She look like a toddler that's first learning how to walk but doesn't have enough balance or coordination to stand up properly and keeps falling down.

I tell you my sister and I we literally almost peed our pants laughing and it took us like a solid 2 minutes to get over to her because we were laughing and kept having to stop I'm pretty sure I lost weight that day with how I crunched my abs with all this laughter.

Eventually we were able to recover her but the ball had drifted out to see along with her expensive-ass Ray-Ban sunglasses.

Girl had loyalty to those sunglasses for how much they cost meanwhile I'm over here buying a dollar pair. She was devastated and mad that we left her but then again just like you my family we always laugh about it later.

All that to say... He lost his wallet today and I laughed like an villian (but dont worry, I helped him find it).

hello random tumblr user, i'd like to play a game. you have received a mention from your best mutual about a sale on rayban sunglasses. if you interact with said mutual and try to help, you will be infected with a computer virus which will leak your credit card information directly to the queen of england's impoverished secret lesbian lover. if you choose to ignore the mutual, they will spread the virus to who knows how many hapless users. will you choose survival at the cost of your peers? time is ticking

Not gonna lie,,,,i let out the most horrified screech seeing this as an ad on my Tumblr

Facebook's eyebrow-raising Ray-Bans

Facebook’s eyebrow-raising Ray-Bans

Facebook executive Andrew Bosworth claims an essential goal of the business’s brand-new $299 clever glasses is to start a social discussion on the standards around such items. On that front, the firm has currently done well. State of play: Protection of the launch of the Ray-Ban Stories focused as much on privacy concerns as on the item themselves. Driving the news: Reported Thursday, Ray-Ban…

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Facebook's Smart Glasses Can Take Pictures and telephone Calls, Lack AR

Facebook’s Smart Glasses Can Take Pictures and telephone Calls, Lack AR

Facebook revealed its long-awaited clever glasses in partnership with Ray-Ban, going into an incipient wearables market with a concentrate on recording pictures as opposed to increased truth. The social media on Thursday revealed off the glasses, called Ray-Ban Stories a straight rival to Snapchat’s Spectacles. The $299 Facebook glasses, which utilize EssilorLuxottica SA-owned Ray-Ban’s timeless…

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