#re8 heisenberg Tumblr posts

  • lydiais-dead
    25.07.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Honestly i dont even know what im doing with my life but here's the profiles i gave for my fake twitter accounts


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  • agirlwithadiary
    25.07.2021 - 36 minutes ago

    Papa (affectionate)

    Mr. Winters (derogatory)

    Ethan, no (I'm so sorry, you deserved better. I wish I was better. 🙁 )

    Man thing (can't stand you)

    #💯 #i read this in their voices #ethan winters#karl heisenberg#mother miranda#chris redfield#alcina dimitrescu#lady dimitrescu#re village #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #ethan *papa* winters
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  • jimsharbour
    25.07.2021 - 2 hours ago


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  • milkteahood
    25.07.2021 - 3 hours ago
    #milkteas asks #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 karl heisenberg #karl heinsenberg #karl heisenberg headcanons #karl heisenberg x reader
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  • mysterynathannia
    25.07.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Oh my gosh I just realised how similar how 'Resident Evil Village (8)' and 'The Evil Within' are!

    They both got:

    •Dads who don't give a flying fuck about anything other than saving their daughters

    •Dads who swear like they breathe and seem to be invincible

    •Suspicious and concerning wives

    •Final bosses obsessed with acting like gods and dressing up like bedazzled priests

    •Major hot antagonistic DILFs like Karl Hisenberg and Stefano Valentini

    •Both DILFs are obsessed with the Dads cause of their perseverance and inability to die

    •Cold hearted, drop dead gorgeous outside help like Chris Redfield and Juli Kidman

    •Dads who don't accept any kind of help from the antagonists

    •Equally fucked up environments with equally fucked up environments that will have the dads' therapists' therapists needing therapy

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  • maniacwatchestheworld
    25.07.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Okay, but Karl and Donna bonding over creating and coming up with ideas for death traps. I need that now please!

    #karl heisenberg#donna beneviento #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil viii #resident evil heisenberg #resident evil beneviento #resident evil#re8#re village#lord heisenberg#lady beneviento
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  • maniacwatchestheworld
    25.07.2021 - 4 hours ago

    So I was just wondering which of the Four Lords is the most ethical. Yes, I know they’re all villains, but this is just the dumb kind of shit that I like to think about! In any case, Dimitrescu and Moreau are right out. They both do experiments on live human subjects in addition to their habits of killing and eating people. And so that just leaves Beneviento and Heisenberg. Now we know that Heisenberg probably kills people and definitely experiments on human corpses, but as far as we can tell, he doesn’t experiment on live subjects which gives him a leg up on Alcina and Salvatore! And while we don’t get anything definitive, it is implied that Donna probably kills people... But after rereading the Gardener’s Diary from the game... How Donna probably kills people is real fucked up.

    The Duke says that while House Beneviento receives a lot of guests, that none of them return, so they’re definitely dying somehow. So what I think she must be doing is... Pretty much exactly what she did with Ethan. She lures her ‘guests’ in with illusions of their loved ones and then either makes them not want to leave, or has them play one of her ‘games’ which just about always result in the visiting party’s death. Either way, it’s a slow and unpleasant death! And honestly, I don’t know which is less ethical!

    I mean, it’s a tough call. Because while Karl does experiments on human subjects, at least they’re already dead. And while he probably kills people, at least he’d probably be quick about. Meanwhile Donna gives people a pretty cruel death, making them see only fanciful illusions of the people they loved before they die, possibly also putting them into some kind of death game. And personally I’d much rather have a quick death than a fearful, long, drawn out one!

    #donna beneviento#karl heisenberg#four lords#four houses #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil viii #alcina dimitrescu#salvatore moreau #resident evil heisenberg #resident evil beneviento #resident evil#re8#re village
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  • captainsmo-ken
    25.07.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Same ethan

    I had to do it tbh

    #re8 karl heisenberg #karl heisenburg fanart #re8 heisenberg #resident evil heisenberg #ethan winters #re8 ethan winters #resident evil ethan winters #wintersberg
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  • atomatollamasworld
    25.07.2021 - 7 hours ago

    👉👈 my hand slipped,,,,,,,and i craft’d 👉👈

    #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg plushy #pbjk crafts#re8 #resident evil village #the hammer’s 2D cuz ya grrl got lazy #diy plush #he’s the size of a jumbo glue stick yall
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  • barginbinmagneto
    25.07.2021 - 7 hours ago

    well I haven’t posted anything in awhile cuz I’m working on an animeSHUN so UH

    have this shameless ship art

    #tw smoking#karl heisenberg#RE8#re8 oc #resident evil village #resident evil village oc #my art#emery summers#shotgunning
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  • house-of-heisenberg
    25.07.2021 - 8 hours ago
    #resident evil village ask blog #resident evil ask blog #resident evil 8 ask blog #re8 ask blog #karl heisenberg ask blog
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  • house-of-heisenberg
    25.07.2021 - 9 hours ago
    #resident evil village ask blog #resident evil ask blog #resident evil 8 ask blog #re8 ask blog #karl heisenberg ask blog
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  • deadlight-loser
    24.07.2021 - 9 hours ago


    “But he’s made of mold” MAYBE I LIKE MOLD?!

    Yall acting like the mold isn’t just a technicality like I could live with it, I’d let him fucking infect me with it and there’s nothing you can say or do that will change my mind

    #resident evil#re8 #resident evil village #Ethan winters#Karl Heisenberg#ooc #ethan winters x reader #karl x ethan #re#re7 #resident evil 7
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  • notokbitch
    24.07.2021 - 9 hours ago

    so, i was wondering, is it everyone's hc that Karl has this Rob Zombie vibe? specially the song Dragula, ofc lol

    I saw one of Vhenan's art today in which Heis is kind of like this "Karl Zombie" and this is a recurrent choice on thematic playlists

    (screenshot I took while playing re8)

    #karl heisenberg #re8 karl heisenberg #heisenberg#factory daddy #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #resident evil 8 village #re8
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  • sweetiediqi
    24.07.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Semifluid Substance - Karl Heisenberg smut

    Synopsis: A rather attractive older factory worker tends to use you for some… steamy activities.

    Hi everyone! This is a bit of a change from usual, a fic on the rather good looking Karl Heisenberg from Resident Evil 8 for my lovely Ella aka @heisenheart​, so I hope anyone reading this will like it, sorry if it’s not the best, I’m going off my very limited knowledge of Resident Evil! As always, if you’d like to be tagged, give a concept or just ask me anything on your mind, DM me here, my Twitter account, sweetiediqi, or leave an ask, and without further ado, enjoy!

    Word count: 700 (just a short drabble!)

    Warnings: build up to sex, a lot of pet names.

    The nippy, frozen atmosphere of house Dimitrescu became more and more familiar to you by the day, bearing the harsh climate of the snowstorm that plagued the area, the buttresses of the castle smothered in the thick, white substance, yet said substance was cool and unwelcoming, distant almost. There was another thick white substance you’d often come across in your time around house Dimitrescu, yet this was a warm, inviting one that you couldn’t get enough of, wanting more of that, and more importantly, the man providing it.

    Lord Karl Heisenberg. Never did you think you’d be so lost in your thoughts over a rather scraggy man, especially one so advanced in years, his greying hair often boasting highlights of oil and the like, hiding his eyes with dark glasses, almost isolating himself from you in a sense. Other than that, he was always getting his hands dirty with a new project, and you often helped with his work, mostly being the subject of it yourself.

    “Ah, mornin’ Buttercup, have a seat.” He announces, yet seeming oddly silent, contradicting his normal nature, typically rambling on about Alcina and her daughters, how much trouble they were causing him, it seemed they could do one slight thing that was not in his favour and he would retreat to his factory like a coward, getting his hands dirty with his work, and with you.

    “You seem awfully quiet today, Heisenberg. What’s gotten into you?” Your sweet voice, like birdsong, questioned, able to temporarily seal his cracks, his hands flexing, as if he was nervous! Lord Heisenberg being nervous would be akin to the second coming of Christ, this was something big.

    “I’ve come up with a bit of an… outlandish idea, shall we say?” He states, his deep, buttery voice purring, ticking your ears, intriguing you greatly.

    “Well, spit it out, I’ve not got all day, my lord.” you demand, slightly regretting your choice of words.

    “Oh, is Buttercup a little feisty today? Hm, I’ll have to do something about that… but my idea. Does a sweet little petal like you want to know what my massive mind has come up with this time?” He coos, his calloused finger tucking your locks behind your ears.

    “Mhm, yes, Heisenberg.” you agree, opening the doors of possibility in your mind.

    “Well, I had some spare iron around, and my carving of this work was rather efficient, if i must say.” He rambles, often being grandiose in the description of his work.

    “Well, how can I help you with it, my lord?” You eagerly ask, your leg bouncing in anticipation.

    “You don’t even know what I’ve made yet, silly Buttercup. It’s a toy… all carved by my own hands, no help or anything, just me and my tools, y’know?” He replies, his tone growing more flirty.

    “Can I see what it looks like, please?” You ask sweetly, yet your core was feeling rather different, serving to turn yourself on more at just one word from his mouth, that gorgeous mouth. The one that stroked your soaking heat and could make you beg in mere seconds…

    “You may, you’ll be feeling it in you in a minute as well, so it’s best you get familiar with it.” He snaps, knowing he has you wrapped around his finger.

    He wasn’t wrong, it was perfectly carved, his hands perfecting every curve of the phallic object, possibly using his own as a guide. A deep chuckle emerged from his lips as you marvelled at the toy, your eyes darkening with lust and your mouth drying up at how agape your mouth was.

    “My lord, you’re quite the sculptor.” You say as he picks you up, a giggly squeal coming from you, as he sets you on his work table, his lips curving into a smirk.

    “I know, and this is a present for you as well, so on the days you can’t get to me, a bit of me will stay with you, smart, huh?” He boasts slightly, making you giggle, the man had no filter whatsoever, which only made him all the more appealing.

    “Thank you, my lord. however, I’d much rather have the real deal, if that’s ok with you, i’m far too soaked for you already…” You whimper pathetically, the older man having such an illicit affect on you.

    “Oh, I was waiting for your sweet little lips to say those words, Buttercup. but first, I’d rather use my mouth, get you really riled for me, then my little toy, and then my big cock in your pretty cunt, hm?” His voice purrs, seducing you effortlessly, his greying beard tickling your rather sensitive neck as he whispers these words into your ear.

    “Make. Me. Scream.”

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  • ddimitrescuu
    24.07.2021 - 11 hours ago

    dream blunt rotation

    #whats ur re8 dream blunt rotation #comment down below and dont forget to like and subscribe #I'm sorta curious and also I just think this is funny as hell fjdjdj #re8#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#karl heisenberg #the duke resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil 8
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  • artisticzaati
    24.07.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Karl wants to be tall, okay?

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  • magical-warlock
    24.07.2021 - 12 hours ago
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