Remember this one time a pretty girl was flirting with me then not long after she ended up getting a gf. That really hurt my feelings universe 😔
Like can I just be gay in peace please???
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House Spouse: “you have to eat something tonight and I will not cease to bother you until you do”
Me: *dejectedly slaps bare feet against the linoleum on the way to the fridge cuz I’m a brat who doesn’t want to eat*
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Me when I see and read a Tattoo Artist x Flower Shop AU for the 100th time, but still unironically enjoy it:
7me before i met my girlfriend: fucked girls over, was a huge player, didn’t catch feelings for anyone, content and preferred being alone
me now: baby can you sing to me until i fall asleep 🥺👉🏻👈🏻, i love you so much, you’re my soulmate, give me another kiss , don’t go, i need you, i miss you, GIVE ME ANOTHER KISS , tell me you love me
7Nobody:
Me: hunched over on the floor of the kitchen while drinking tea and scrolling through tiktok on my 5% phone because my tummy hurts and I’m immobilised but refuse to ask for help only to force myself to get up when someone walks in on me and tells me to move only to end back up in the kitchen and oh my battery is dyin-
3do you ever just wanna leave your entire life behind and run away and change your name and become a completely different person
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