For Your Hogwarts AU’s
I’m a Slytherin and my boyfriend is a Hufflepuff, and I think our dynamic is amusing, so feel free to use it and gush over it.
I’m 4’10 and he’s at least 6’0 but he likes to be the little spoon a lot.
He stress cleans and washes dishes when he gets anxious. I laugh at him before I tell him to calm his tits and start helping.
Innuendos and bad puns everywhere.
I’m full of Mary Shelley’s rage and he’s a cinnamon roll who happens to like really 80’s Goth music. We often buy each other very niche books as presents.
He loves dogs but gets confused by cats because “They’re like going on a first date with a pretty girl” and he doesn’t know how to read them. Meanwhile, if there’s a black cat around, it will find me.
I make a point to get him his favorite chocolates and chips because the boy is a bottomless pit of snacking.
I like red lipstick, biker boots, and sharp pointy things but he has frequently scared me by hiding in the bathroom and yelling “Boo!” when I walk by. I jump every single time and I hate it.