mistakes were made, specifically for my friend @dukeysquid check out their heise sick fic!!
mistakes were made, specifically for my friend @dukeysquid check out their heise sick fic!!
Miss D and the Pallboys @lesbian-alcina-dimitrescu @askalcinadimitrescu
“Sister” piece to that last Heisenberg drawing I did
Finally finished her body!!!
I also just finished dying some fabric to make it look aged for her dress and I'm very nervous about sewing it 😅
Here's Angie laying on her soon to be dress
The only reason why they gave Heisenberg a dad’s bod is because a ripped Heisenberg would be too powerful. Like.
Imagine Lady Dimitrescu and the Heisenberg some fan artists have drawn…in the same fucking game. We are already attracted to the man as he is.
The world would have exploded.
Miranda: *has the lycans throw your unconscious body in front of the lords* Heisenberg, this one has been implanted with a cadou. You are to watch over them and have them help with your research.
Alcina: Mother Miranda, I must protest
Karl: of course you do
Alcina: Heisenberg always breaks the wards you give him. Plus look at the poor dear, if they wake up in his awful factory they'll be so frightened.
Miranda: they have electrical abilities similar to Heisenberg, so naturally he's the best fit for training them and, if need be, keeping them under control. You'll probably have to bleach their hair or shave their head to get rid of that obnoxious hair color.
At the factory
You: *wakes up*
Karl: sleeping beauty awakes
You: where am I?
Karl: *sighs and sits down in front of the bed he has you on and explains the situation*
You: why does she want you to cut my hair?
Karl: she has a bug up her ass about the color
You: aw, but I like this color
Karl: Not going to lie, I like it as well, I may even cut a piece of it to keep
You: ooh you're one of THOSE men
You: you have a knife?
Karl: *hands you one*
You: *cuts off a lock of hair and hands it to him* here for your collection
Karl: *understand exactly what you meant but takes the hair none the less while mocking you* here for your collection
You: *smirks at him*
Karl: get the fuck up and let's go you little smart ass
You: go where?
Karl: we have work to do
You:. You're letting me keep my hair?
Karl: for now, now hurry up.
Got a little over excited over the summer for my upcoming lip sync project and snagged a bit of the Duke’s dialogue, but I can’t do it for class so I’ll post my Cat Duke doodles!
Having trauma is the worst because it fucks up every area of your life, & like no one tries to tread carefully or feels remotely sorry when they trigger it or make it wildly worse, even when they know it exists.
Do you ever feel like one of Donna’s dolls in the snow bc same
Alcina: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!
Ethan: I don't even know who you are.
Resident Evil Headcanons #1
1.) He thought his outgoing self could bring you out of your shell, but he was wrong. Your still a small shy bean.
2.) He finds your shyness adorable, because he thinks it's cute if you want him to talk for you. Or if you hide behind him in large crowds of people.
3.) Will compliment you just to watch you turn into a blushing mess over it. He thinks it's funny, and adorable. He will tease you about it sometimes because he is a jerk sometimes.
4.) If someone is making fun of you for being shy he will literally pick you up and carry you away from the situation. He will go back and probably talk to them because he is giant puppy dog, and guard dog.
5.) If you are around a lot of people and they keep asking questions or talking about things, and your too shy to answer Carlos comes to the rescue again. He will answer them instead of forcing you too.
1.) He doesn't mind your weirdness. He loves that your different. If people judge you he thinks they are crazy, or stupid.
2.) Loves when you are weirdly obsess over things. *cough* Especially if it's him *cough*.
3.) Your obsessions become his probably. I think that is because he will try to impress you at all times so he acts like he knows everything about it.
4.) Man will be weird with you. He doesn't care about what anyone thinks, and neither should you! Y'all can be as weird as possible in public and he won't care about the stares.
5.) You guys are the weird power couple. Many people know who you are for your weirdness, and you guys couldn't care less.
1.) He is very impressed and amazed. He loves watching you solve complex problems and riddles.
2.) He wants you to teach him things. Yeah he can be smart at times but he wants to reach your peak of intelligence. He never will though.
3.) He just loves to watch you work on projects or just you work on things in general. He is so fascinated with your brains.
4.) Will try to learn new things to impress you, but you probably already know what he learns. Also will learn everything about what you like to impress you.
5.) If this giant puppy needs help he comes to you for it. He will never ask anyone else, and if you don't know he will just give up. You are his google.
1.) Lucky for you Leon loves physical touch! In public he will wrap an arm around you waist, and at home he will cuddle you until you both fall asleep.
2.) He also loves to hug you randomly. He loves having your head tucked in his chest with his arms wrapped around you.
3.) He will also hold your hand randomly. If you out with your friends, and he is there expect him to be holding your hand.
4.) If you desperately want his touch, he will give it too you. He loves to see that you want to cuddle up too him, or hug him.
5.) Basically in conclusion, you can't live without Leon's touch, but whenever you want it you get it.
With a Nerdy!S/O
1.) He finds your obsession with some things adorable. He loves when you are finding out more and more about the things you love.
2.) If you are constantly doing research on something so you can learn more, then Leon wants to learn too.
3.) He wants to help you with research even if it isn't something super important. Like you could be randomly researching about a video game and he would want to learn and help.
4.) He is a huge nerd himself, but just like him being clingy he won't admit it to anyone, not even you.
5.) Loves when you both talk about the most random things that you guys love. It makes him feel special to be loved by someone so interesting.
With a Clumsy!S/O
1.) Leon tries not to laugh when you fall, or run into something. He wouldn't be making fun of you he just thinks it's cute when your clumsy.
2.) If you are carrying something and trip, then he tries to catch it. Let's just say he never lets you carry something super heavy to where you will hurt yourself if you do fall.
3.) If you fall and he catches you then a few moment later he will realize what's happening and turn bright pink.
4.) If you run into things he will try to warn you that there is something there before you run into it. I mean the way you guys met was probably you running into his by accident.
5.) If you get made fun of for being a bit clumsy then he will defend you, then get you away from those people.
1.) This guy has a dark past, and he probably doesn't like to talk about it to anyone but you. He trusts you with every cell in his body.
2.) Anyone hurts you then Chris might kill them, because he doesn't want to lose anyone else. (Poor baby boy 😭)
3.) PDA is something that he is ok with, if it doesn't go to far.
4.) Hugs from behind.
5.) For some reason I feel like if you gave him puppy dogs eyes over something he would melt.
1.) He plays with Piers and Leon a lot.
2.) He is only a little bit better at gaming than Leon.
3.) He likes Horror and Shooter games.
4.) He doesn't know about the latest game trends either
5.) He doesn't play games a lot either, he doesn't really have time.
As A Father
1.) Protective dad 101.
2.) He will be like what he was like with Claire when they were younger.
3.) Man kinda has parenting skills because of his little sister.
4.) Loves loves loves his kiddos, and will never harm them in anyway shape or form.
5.) He would never come home drunk or drink around them.
-he would tuck in his kids every night and read them a story 🥺. It's the most wholesome thing ever ok. He just would.
~Thank You For Reading~
*Karl and Y/N in the factory*
Karl: Alright buttercup we have to go to a meeting with that BITCH Miranda *he walks past you to put on his compass and dog tags*
Y/N: *watching Karl intently*
Karl: come on Y/n *turns to head out of the room, but pauses and turns to face you when he realizes you aren’t following him* Buttercup?
Y/N: *looking down at the ground* I wish I had a necklace *a blush starts to form on your cheeks and looks up to face Karl*
Karl: *takes his glasses off and looks at You confused* well I’ll get you one, but right now we gotta go buttercup *reaches his hand out for you to grab*
Y/N: *you take his hand and play with his fingers* I don’t know… this one looks pretty nice *you look Karl straight in the eyes and smirk*
Karl: *the wheels are turning in his head when he finally catches on, smirking he wraps his hand around your throat pulling you close* You naughty little thing
Something I find interesting in the dynamic between Ethan and the Duke is that no matter which way you choose to play the game, you cannot avoid having a couple interactions to progress the story.
Let me give you a counterexample; in the videogame series Monkey Island, the protagonist can meet a certain voodoo witch in the first game, but you can also completely avoid her; if you know what to do to finish the game, you can actually never have the protagonist meet her. The second game takes place at most a couple years after the first, and the protagonist meets the voodoo witch, this time without the player being able to avoid the meeting. There the witch tells the protagonist that she helped him previously, and like, though very few people who have played the first game will have avoided her, all in all it can be a little inconsistent considering you can avoid meeting her in the first place.
Now, in RE8, you can completely avoid buying anything from the Duke. But the game forces certain interactions between Ethan and him; their first meeting, the one where Ethan learns about Rose’s fate, the one where the Duke gives him more info about the Lords and their treasures, and the final one where the Duke transports him to the ceremony place so that Ethan can fight Miranda.
And I’m thinking... that smells sequel hook/fodder to me. The way their interactions are inserted into the plot, so that it’s impossible to avoid meeting the Duke or being assisted by him, that sounds like it’s something to be used in a later game, especially considering the Duke’s special and very cryptic nature.
Been thinking about how Chris introduces himself to Ethan as “Redfield” at the end of RE7, and by the beginning of RE8 they’ve both reached first-name basis with each other.
And like I’m thinking how at that point Ethan pretty much trusted Chris with his life, trusted him to move his family all the way to Europe, got trained by him... and then he watched him kill in cold blood whom he thought was his wife, then kidnap his baby daughter and him. Like I’m thinking how devastating and shocking it must’ve been, to see the one person he trusted outside his family do something like that, and not be given a single explanation. And to top it all, he ended up in a village full of bioweapons ready to kill him, with the only sane people being killed in front of him, and he had no single clue as to who he could trust (like think how long it actually takes for him to trust the Duke - I’m not even sure he actually fully trusts him until he wakes up in his carriage on the way to fight Miranda). All while trying to save the only person in his life he thought he had left; Rose.
all of JT Music/Machinima’s horror raps are so fucking good
at this point i should have a horror game blog bc i love horror shit so much but,, lazy
Incorrect Resident Evil Village Quotes
Alcina Dimitrescu: "I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."
Karl Heisenberg: "Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts!"
By getting into RE fandom, one could expect me to become obsessed with Lady Dimitrescu, tall vampire MILF that she is. If you look at my taste in favorite characters in the past, really it was only a matter of time before I would get immensely interested in and attached to Heisenberg. It was inevitable, really. What I did not expect however is my recent deep affection and fixation on Moreau.