#roast Tumblr posts

  • redwinterrises
    28.07.2021 - 34 minutes ago
    #i pride myself on being able to perform Dark Roast FLAWLESSLY #though it's really hard to get through without passing out because there's nowhere to breathe lol #*crosses fingers for a wels/hels track this season* #welsknight #i'll take a wels hels special with an extra large coffee #<- that line is from Dark Roast actually #redwinteranswers
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  • caramiariam
    28.07.2021 - 55 minutes ago

    these habos need to CHOKE.

    #luckily my sister doesn’t subscribe to ceeb culture so she dragged these aunties 😭😭😭 #if I wasn’t feeling so tired and weak yesterday I would have roasted them too #they really want to gang up on my mum and try to intimate her over the smallest shit #they’re not getting neeaarrrr my hoyo
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  • lord-cupid
    28.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Waiting for the time when people born in the 90s sound like dinosaurs to the next generation

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  • troubatrain
    28.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    congrats to dougie hamilton on the fat check hope i get to see you stuck in traffic on 280 sometime soon

    #tbt to when i waved at pk subban and he roasted me for my rangers sticker
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  • moonbyuldryersheet
    28.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    how stressful do we think it is for byul’s hairdressers to put her extensions in now thats theres variety pack of highlights to match? 

    #i'm not trying to roast her that hard i legitimately just thought about it lol #a valid curiosity #moonbyul
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  • brockbiote
    28.07.2021 - 2 hours ago

    rpcgossip is now over at rpcvent if anyone wants to block.

    #OOC . #i'm tired. this shit tires me. #why can't we have a blog that's just friendly gentle roasting of our friends and not like #outright Vicious??? #s h a m e tbh
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  • priyankaskitchen
    28.07.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #roasted chana peda #chana peda#sweet
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  • tastefullyoffensive
    28.07.2021 - 2 hours ago

    27 People Who Roasted Themselves, So You Really Can’t Feel Bad Laughing

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  • leonscottskennedy
    28.07.2021 - 3 hours ago

    omg i love misfits and magic

    #it's only the first ep available on youtube but like they keep roasting h/p sooo #me talking shit
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  • flameshadowwolf
    28.07.2021 - 5 hours ago
    #dragon age inquisition #dragon age #i love group roasts
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  • poponasu
    28.07.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Roasted Shrimp Scampi

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  • silversoulforevergold
    28.07.2021 - 5 hours ago
    #I’m about to get roasted so hard for this one #I JUST CANT MARRY LENA #WE’RE BOTH BOTTOMS AND WE LOOK TOO SIMILAR #this is worse than when y’all made me choose between Nyssa Sara and Ava #supergirl#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#alex danvers #kara zor el #lgbtqai#arrowverse#fmk
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  • sk8rkatie
    28.07.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Got bored, unblocked X, THEY HAVE A PARTNER? Find their partner’s Instagram through tiktok bc I was bored and curious as to why their partner wasnt tagged in the post, I find it, Brief moment of praising myself for being a grade A stalker, I LOOK AT X’s PARTNER’S ACCOUNT AND THEIR PARTNER’S ACCOUNT IS FILLED WITH FURRY ART I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AGHH IM CRYINF AND THEY CAPTIONED THE POST WITH THEIR PARTNER “ig I really had my hot girl summer 😌” BITCH YOU HAVE BEEN AT A SCHOOL WITH YOUR FURRY ARTIST PARTNER ALLLLLL SUMMER LONG LMAO WDYM “HOT GIRL SUMMER” BITCH IM DEAD WHAT


    #the worst part is #the furry art isn’t even bad #it’s just so weird to sexualize and personify animals in hundreds of posts #and literally not be able to tag your partner bc they have sexy furry art on their page #that’s insane#roast#drama#tea#hate post
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  • incorrect-first-order
    28.07.2021 - 6 hours ago

    i wonder what cadence calls are like in the first order

    #🎵 they say in the republic the pay is mighty fine! they give you a hundred credits then take back ninety-nine! #🎵 they say in the republic the mail is mighty fine! today i got a letter dated 14 BBY! #how many do they have roasting kylo #not an incorrect quote
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  • born-to-lose
    28.07.2021 - 9 hours ago

    The amount of wrong lyrics my music teacher used to give to the school choir-

    #maybe 70% of viva la vida was correct lmao #that was 2015 he could have literally googled the lyrics #or just... listened properly #'one sweet chance'??? no it's 'once you'd gone' 😤 #and many more mistakes #i just remembered i have a big ass folder with all my old choir sheet music and theater scripts in the basement #along with all the posters and newspaper articles i was in #choir was cool but theater was kinda frustrating because i really worked my ass off and even in my 4th year i only got minor roles #i tried to get in the school band too as a singer but the teacher roasted me and said i had no talent 😀 #which is why i almost never post clips of me singing here because i'm still insecure af about my voice #sorry i trailed off but what's new #mel talks
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  • bonk-bonk-buttercup
    28.07.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Sometimes I forget how sensitive I am to hot temperature

    #be quiet kaja #i am ROASTING
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  • foodfactfun1
    28.07.2021 - 10 hours ago

    makhana benefits

    Lotus seed (benefits of Makhana in hindi) मखाने खाने से स्वास्थ्य में होने वाले फायदे और नुकसान,

    क्या आप जानतें हैं, यह कमल के बीज (Lotus seeds) होते है और पौष्टिक तत्वों में बादाम और अखरोट से भी उत्तम हैं।

    इन बीजों में मैग्नीशियम, पोटेशियम और फास्फोरस उच्च मात्रा में पायें जातें है जबकि संतृप्त वसा, सोडियम और कोलेस्ट्रॉल जैसे तत्व निम्न मात्रा में।

    यह प्रोटीन, कार्बोहाइड्रेट, फाइबर, लोहा और जिंक का भी एक अच्छा स्रोत हैं। बहुत सारे औषधिए और आयुर्वेदिक गुण इसमें निहित हैं.

    roasted makhana khane ke fayde

    मखाने के फायदे और औषधीय गुण – Makhana ke fayde in Hindi मखाना (Benefits of Makhana) के फायदे स्वस्थ शरीर के लिए – Makhana Benefits for Healthy Body in Hindi

    मखाने  (Benefits of Makhana) बहुत सारे पोषक तत्वों से परिपूर्ण हैं और थकावट को मिटा शरीर को ऊर्जा से भर देते हैं।

    यह शरीर को स्वस्थ व निरोग बनाने में भी अत्यंत फलदायी हैं।

    मखाना खाने के लाभ मधुमेह के लिए – Makhana for Diabetes in Hindi मखाने मधुमेह के रोगी के लिए एक उत्तम नाश्ता है। यह उनके लिए पौष्टिक तो है ही किंतु साथ ही में यह उनके रक्त शर्करा स्तर (blood sugar level) को भी नियंत्रण में रखता है।

    makhana ke kya fayde

    मखाना उच्च रक्तचाप में सहायक – Makhana Benefits for High Blood Pressure in Hindi

    मखाने (Benefits of Makhana in hindi ) में पोटेशियम अच्छी मात्रा में पाया जाता है जो रक्त प्रवाह को संचालित कर रक्त दवाब को कम करता है और हाई बीपी से राहत दिलाता है।

    यह सोडियम पर भी नकारात्मक प्रभाव डालता है।

    मखाने नींद ना आने का घरेलू उपचार – Makhana Benefits for Insomnia in Hindi यह निद्रा संबंधित रोगों का एक प्रभावी उपचार हैं। यह तनाव को दूर कर एक शांतिपूर्ण निद्रा दिलाने में सहायक है।

    इसमें प्रशान्ति के गुण पायें जातें हैं जो बेचैनी व घबराहट को भी कम करने में लाभदायक हैं।

    मखाने में मैग्‍नीशियम, आयरन, पोटैशियम और कैल्शियम होता है। ये सभी पोषक तत्‍व गर्भावस्‍था के लिए जरूरी होते हैं।

    इनमें कैलोरी की मात्रा कम होती है और आप स्‍नैक के रूप में इन्‍हें खा सकते हैं।

    मखाना (Benefits of Makhana) पोषक तत्‍वों से युक्‍त होता है इसलिए गर्भवती महिलाएं इसका सेवन कर सकती हैं।

    ये कैल्शियम, आयरन, फास्‍फोरस, मैंगनीज, पोटैशियम, विटामिन बी, अमीनो एसिड और एंटीऑक्‍सीडेंट से प्रचुर होते हैं।

    ये पोषक तत्‍च उन गर्भवती महिलाओं के लिए ज्‍यादा लाभकारी होते हैं

    #roasted makhana khane ke fayde #makhana ke kya fayde #makhana
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  • timstuetzle
    28.07.2021 - 11 hours ago
    #answered#anon #I will be roasting the fuck out of nolan now bc wtf
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  • britwitch
    28.07.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Some *lucky* cat found the leftover chicken last night. 

    Found it. Nicked it. Ate it.

    My bad.

    #i forgot to put it away #fair cop #the cat ate it #i wonder who the lucky winner was #noooooo my roast chicken?!!
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  • ultimaterealmofchaos
    28.07.2021 - 11 hours ago

    honestly i think it’s even worse bc canonically nobody likes ibuki’s music except for like hiyoko so honestly lmfaooooooooooooooo

    poor ibuki she’s honestly so sulky rn

    #ooc: it's! karla! #i know i keep going on about this but damn she got roasted lol
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