- Robin: I can't keep making an ass of myself.
- Ted: Well a word in defence of making an ass of yourself, it's underrated. Eight years ago I made an ass of myseld chasing after you, and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. But I have no regrets. Because it led me to something that I wouldn't trade for the world. It led to you being my friend. So, as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself, I say to you from the heart, get the hell out of this car.