i don't remember the name or author but does anyone know what fic this is:
the gist of it is that sanji and zoro are left alone on the boat while the others are in town, and nami gets a call from zoro saying sanji is possessed (?) and they need to come back quick. they come back, everything is in shambles and nami finds sanji about to strike zoro with an axe. she stops them in time, and everyone has to restrain sanji in case the spirit possess him again. aaaand it turns out that it isn't sanji that was possessed, but zoro and sanji was trying to stop zoro from killing him
Zoro:*sucking/chewing on a rib* Okie Dokies. I’ll be here.
[Sanji gets up and approaches the host by the podium]
Host: Hi. What can I get ya,handsome?
Zoro:*eyes widen,stops chewing,turns towards them*
Sanji:*doesn’t think anything of it* A to-go box please. And the check.
Host:*writes something on the back of the receipt,hands it to him* There you go.
Sanji:*opens the brown booklet,reads it to himself* “Give me a call sometime cutie (: I’ll take you out for a good time”
Zoro: *standing behind him reading over his shoulder,grabs the booklet from Sanji* I got this. *approaches the podium* Excuse me,sir. I think there’s something wrong with our bill.
Host: I’m pretty sure there isn’t anything wrong with it.
Zoro: Yes see..it clearly says right here *pointing to the check* That you charged us a basket of breadsticks that we didn’t order. It ALSO says that you need to stay in your lane and no flirt on MY clueless husband or I’ll have to quite literally kick your ass.
Zoro:*opens jacket to reveal the swords he’s carrying* Really.
This isn't exactly a sanji post but LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING POSTURE. THESE BITCHES SLEEP WEIRD WTF. ALSO WHY DOES LUFFY HAVE THE ONLY BLANKET??? ZORO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO LOOKS SLIGHTLY NORMAL LIKE SANJI LOOKS NORMAL AT FIRST GLANCE BUT HIS ARM IS FUCKING CRACKING HOLY SHIT- AND LUFFY AND USOPP LUFFY IS A MESS AND USOPP LOOKS LIKE HES DEAD
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