me: *reads a rosalie x bella fanfic*
me: oh i’m most definitely gay and i would like One (1) vampire girlfriend pls
me: *sees robert pattinson*
me: oh yeH
That dull aching pain in my chest when Charlie goes “Bella, come on. I-I just got you back”, and she’s hitting him with the “Yeah, and you know if I don’t get out now, I’ll just be stuck here like mom.” Still hits me every freakin time
Me after watching the whole fight scene and finding out it was just Alice’s vision.
Edward and Rosalie when Bella is asking to become a vampire:
im such a wh*re for rosalie….
thinking about how vampires are an inherently ✨anti-capitalist✨ ￼species and how weird it is that the Cullens are ✨multibillionaires✨
Me watching aros head fly off when I was younger
carlisle when hearing his emo son stopped a car in front of the entire school
rosalie to bella
I’m just saying, if you grew up watching or reading twilight, and had a crush on rosalie, jasper, or alice, congratulations, you’re now gay, depressed, a witch, or all three. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Behold, the cursed fruit of the Thotturi and the eggchat - The Cullens in cursed t shirts
We start with Bella & Edward in a cute couple’s outfit!
(shirts read: I’m a virgin/ but this is an old shirt)
And then on to the rest of the fam in cursed pregnancies tees
Carlisle & Esme
Boyfriend Fiance Husband Daddy & We didn’t practice social distancing)
Rosalie & Emmett
(Shirts read: PRANGRY = pregnant + angry + hungry & All I Wanted Was a Backrub)
And last but not least, Alice & Jasper. Don’t ask questions you don’t want answered :)
(Shirts read: See you soon & Edward’s Baby ⬇️)
The family that slays together stays together
Why have I not seen any hocus pocus X twilight crossover fics where Edward lights the black flame candle?!
so i‘m going through my mom’s old photoalbums and i-
can’t believe they’re DISCONTINUING this ICONIC scent, but it’s ok cuz I found some online anyway!!