the worlds end. quotes from the 2013 film.
“ let’s boo-boo ! ” “ me ? they call me the king.” “ wtf, [name]. wtf. ” “ history’s a sketchbook.” “ oh my god .. i’m so cute.” “ i think our luck has changed. ” “ look at these cunts.” “ oh crumbs ! ” “ i got lost on the ring road.” “ we had ourselves a little idea.” “ you have a very selective memory, [name].” “ it’s pointless arguing with you.” “ don’t worry, i’m not trying to have sex with you. ” “ how can you tell if you’re drunk if you’re never sober.” “ what the fuck does ‘wtf’ mean ?” “ we are the human race, and we don't like being told what to do ! ” “ he said we’re a bunch of fuck ups.” “ stop fucking starbucking us man ! ” " every year is the anniversary of a year." “ you need help, [name].” " to err is human, so... err." “ just leave us to our own devices, you intergalactic arseholes ! ” “ and we're back! just like the five musketeers ! ” “ yeah .. fuck it.” “ have you got any drugs ?” “ a) i did not and b) how did you know about that ?! ” “ a) it’s a small town, b) i’m not stupid. ” “ get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to legoland you cunts ! ” “ we wanna be free. we wanna be free to do what we wanna do ! we wanna get loaded. and we wanna have a good time. ” “ it says ‘king gay’.” “ i’m not proud of it .. i am a bit. ” “ you don’t need to do this, [name].” “ oh, duck off you big lamp ! ” “ we need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us. ” “ yeah because we are more belligerent, more stubborn, and more idiotic than you can possibly imagine ! ” “ i don’t even know what a pronoun is.” “ jesus, i do something right for a change, and you fuckers get on my case ! ” “ basically no one else has a better idea, so fuck it.” “ i haven't had a drink for sixteen years.” " it's difficult to put into words, but if i had to choose three, i'd say 'really, really sad. ” “ oh, you are in trouble now ! It's only the fucking three musketeers ! ” " i just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy." “ a this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy. ” “ this civilization was founded on fuck-ups. ” “ ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other but ends up being the best night of your life ? ” “ i think they missed a trick only having three musketeers 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left. ” “ it never got better than that night. ” “ there’s something i need to tell you right now .. unless you do want to have sex in which case i’ll tell you afterwards. ” “ must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you ? ” “ you may think [name] is a bit of a cock, and he is a bit of a cock, but he's MY cock ! ” “ i fucking know what i fucking said. ” “ i remember sitting up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes and seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break and knowing in my heart life would never feel this good again. ” “ that's a good name for a band, [name], you should write that down. ” “ she left me, [name]. she took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago. ” “ you know what "help" was? help was a lot of people sitting in a circle talking about how fuckin' awful things had got. that is not my idea of a good time. ” “ wow, that is the first time I've ever heard you admit being wrong. ” “ i still think nothing that has been suggested in the last 10 minutes beats "smashy smashy egg men. ” “ i haven't seen you in twenty years ! you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies toilet ? ” “ leave me alone, what do you care, anyway ?! ” “ ten people have entered in this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. that's going to look suspicious. “ who the fuck are you to come down here and tell us what to do ?! ” “ you know your problem, [name] ? you’re never wrong. ”