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  • dasozelotvonnebenan
    31.07.2021 - 6 hours ago
    #it's 4:35 sorry for no D headcanon #Rytlocks's first bite was after reappearin in HoT #for not talking about what he did in the mists #the second one was during PoF #for what he did in the mists #Valoop#commander valoop
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  • commander-coppercogg
    31.07.2021 - 7 hours ago

    What do you mean this isn’t how Path of Fire ended?

    #my stuff#meme #guild wars 2 #gw2#gw2 meme #guild wars 2 meme #path of fire #path of fire spoilers #pof spoilers#kasmeer meade#kas#canach#balthazar#taimi#rytlock#rytlock brimstone#palawa joko#joko #god i hope the quality on this turned out alright #it took me fucking forever to trace out balthazar's stupid little horns #I DID THAT WITH A MOUSE YALL #i think this is my best meme yet #i also think i say that about every meme i make #but yeah not to toot my own horn or anything but this one is hilarious #also i hope people know the original image #its a good one
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  • commanders-sole-braincell
    27.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    I can't wait for Mad Max Turtle Road when End of Dragons is out

    You get to see my driving in real life now!

    #Gw2 #Yelling witness me as I run by Rytlock
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  • exilok
    27.07.2021 - 4 days ago
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  • guild-wars-girl
    26.07.2021 - 4 days ago

    Rytlock: What time is it?

    Logan: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

    Logan: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

    Vanessa: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

    Logan: It’s 2 am

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  • red-catmander
    25.07.2021 - 5 days ago

    a funky fresh rydak

    #guild wars 2 #gw2#catdotpng#charr #first there was lulum............ then rydak #can't stop won't stop with the fankids #his whole deal is What If Children Concieved After Rytlock's Time In The Mists Come Out Magically Busted #so rydak is a revenant prodigy straight out of the womb and... grows up to use it for party tricks to impress girls #your stoner roomate can transmogrify into smoke and speak to the dead. he's also late on rent. that's rydak #rydak oathmane #even his bandname is a dig it's 'oath' mane because he's so flaky. his warband expects nothing #rytlock biologically incapable of siring sons who aren't shitheads
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  • red-catmander
    23.07.2021 - 1 week ago

    important brimstone lore fact

    you know the young aide-de-camp in rytlock's office, laria

    you can talk to her and she'll inform you rytlock granted her the powers of his station just because it would be very, very funny, which I feel tells you a lot about how he operates as tribune

    >What's it like working for Tribune Brimstone? Challenging...exacting...but I enjoy it. He's even given me clearance to issue some orders in his name. I think it amuses him to see senior officers take direction from someone they outrank.

    welcome to the tribune's office, sharpeye. i'm in charge of 29,000 troops and on sangria sundays so are you

    #guild wars 2 #gw2#rytlock brimstone #absolutely hysterical what a king #welcome to your first day intern. here are the bathrooms. here is the canteen. here are the papers that let you deploy battalions. #i'll be in the bar come call me if the flame legion kill more than like. i dunno 900 troops. #brimstone stan account every stupid fact only makes me love him more #edited for text ensmallery
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  • red-catmander
    23.07.2021 - 1 week ago
    #guild wars 2 #gw2#rytlock brimstone #i was going to make a lovely pasta dish for my family. hm. what now. they'll just have to starve i suppose
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  • maguuma-blues
    23.07.2021 - 1 week ago

    when i finish icebrood finally and I'm sad 😔

    #gw2#gw2 spoilers #?? #bc i'm gonna ramble in the tags rn but #i just feel bad for rytlock and crecia bro #very glad braham isn't dead #i would've been pissed if anet did that #he said 'we're family' and i took that shit to HEART #he's wonderful and i love him 😡😡 #SJAJJDD i did it alone though so each and every strike mission i was like pLEASE #I'm just a thief stop making me do all this #that said i had the most health in those stories than i will ever hope to achieve ever #bUT NO LIKE #impatiently waits for end of dragons and HOPES that it'll have a good ending bc I'm emo about how that left off #like i knew they'd probably have to kill him #he was just too far gone at that point but #😔😔😔 #icebrood saga spoilers
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  • astralarias
    22.07.2021 - 1 week ago

    Rytlock + Sohothin (thanks @i-mybrunettelady for the inspo!)

    #hope you don't mind the tag! #gw2 #guild wars 2 #rytlock#gifs*#mine
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  • i-mybrunettelady
    21.07.2021 - 1 week ago
    #gw2#ask meme #ty for the ask!! #livion stormbreath #rytlock is his nephew's father #so it makes sense he'd care for rytlock #at this point he likes rytlock better than his sister #and i like to think they crossed paths when liv was with the legions #and yeah something i keep forgetting #liv is a fucking archeologist #my boyyy
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  • commanderfloppy
    17.07.2021 - 1 week ago

    Gw2 Creator Week Day 8: The Mists

    I realized that with how Floppy is, the standard in-game way your Commander comes back to life wasn't going to be how she went about it. So I actually wrote something on this.

    Below the cut as usual

    Where am I?

    Who am I?

    What’s going on?

    The lost spirit opened its eyes, taking in the misty surroundings.

    “What is this place? I feel like….there’s somewhere else I need to be.”

    It began to walk, trying to remember where it needed to go.

    “There is something I have to do….. or is it someone I have to see…?”

    It continued to wander through the foggy fields, filled with clumps of trees mixed into crumbling ruins.

    As it wandered it found other lost spirits, but they were all unfamiliar, and just as confused as the spirit itself was.

    Eventually the spirit stopped in field once torn by battle, and sat down at the base of an old twisted tree.

    It sighed, “I feel so tired…” the spirit lay back on the tree “perhaps answers will come to me in rest.” With that the spirit closed its eyes and fell asleep…..

    A loud scream echoed across the field, and the spirit awoke with a start.

    “What was that?!”

    The spirit turned its head to see a large creature, a monstrous gaping mouth stretched across its torso, with a bright blue glow.

    The monster saw the spirit as well and began charging at it.

    Instinctively, the spirit dodged to the side reaching for its back. “Where’s my staff?!” The spirit cried.

    “Wait, my staff. I’ve remembered something!” The spirit smiled with triumph, but it was short lived as the monster began to charge at them again.

    The spirit quickly looked through its surroundings, many rusty broken swords and bows littered the field, something had to be usable…..wait there! A greatsword stuck into the ground, it was rusty and old, but looked usable.

    The monster now almost upon the spirit, it made another quick roll to the side. Then swiftly ran to the greatsword, seizing it and pulling it from the ground.

    Good she thought, I can use this.

    Gripping onto the sword she began to feel power coursing through her. She looked back at the monster, she could fight this.

    The monster began to ready a charge, preparing for the attack she raised the sword and began charging it with energy.

    When the monster started to charge she released the energy, condensed into a purple beam of light coming from the sword.

    As it struck the beast, she felt something jolt inside her mind. Memories flowing through her brain, a small home in a swamp, a trading post filled with friends.

    When she snapped out of the memories the beast had come close, it swiped at her with its clawWhen she snapped out of the memories the beast had come close, its fists coming down onto her.

    She gasped, suddenly finding herself feet away from the monster, a clone being smashed In her stead. Her powers...it was all coming back to her.

    She began to charge at the monster. She jumped up replacing herself with a clone and teleporting behind the beast, slashing its leg.

    Once again more memories flooded to her, a home left, a new place to fit in..and...her name!

    Vlixxa Floppy, that was her name.

    The monster was connected to her memories, and she had to destroy it to get them back.

    The fight continued for some time, the monster was able to take many hits, and delt many attacks.

    With each strike to the monster Floppy remembered more and more. People she knew, people who were gone. Battles she won and lost. Tears fell down her face as she attacked, every memory filling her with emotion.

    Then the final hit was dealt, and the monster fell. With it came a surge of power, and her final memory.

    She was fighting a great foe, a god. She had no chance, and was struck down mercilessly. Now he was going to destroy the world…

    The power that had surged into her was tugging at her soul, pulling her towards something.

    She followed the trail, and met a lich imprisoned by the god Balthazar’s magic. After listening to his words, and ignoring them, she finished following the trail to a portal, a way back.

    Did she want to go back? A battle against a god seems impossible to win, and she’d already failed once. Should she just go on, go further into the mists and leave this all behind?

    But guilt struck deep inside her, how many would die because of Balthazar? She had done the impossible before, hell, she’s already died! The worst has already happened to her hasn’t it?

    She sighed, “seeing Aerri will have to wait.” And stepped through the portal.

    #gw2#commander floppy#gw2creatorweek#my writing #if this reads weird it's because I wrote it during a horrible bout of insomnia at 4am #the reason why fighting the Eater of Souls gives her memories back is because it ate the spirits and things that had her memories #when she gets back to the living world its a bit later than in the game #Rytlock's already dug a grave for her #she's either about to be put in #or already burried #I'm not sure which one yet
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  • red-catmander
    16.07.2021 - 2 weeks ago
    #guild wars 2 #gw2#rytlock brimstone #he's like man usually this gets me thrown out of funerals but these guys love it
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  • red-catmander
    16.07.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    love how rytlock's first reaction at a friend's funeral is to complain about how sad everyone is and how it's bumming him out. that's prime brimstone

    #guild wars 2 #gw2#rytlock brimstone #'YES eir is dead but i can't let you guys go without a tale of her immense pussy poppery' #there's a way to read this post that paints me as passive aggressive but I can assure you this is very earnest. i love the he #brimstone did everything wrong and he's a king for it
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  • commander-coppercogg
    13.07.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Three dads help their daughter prepare for the science fair.

    #screenshot#taimi#rytlock#rytlock brimstone#bertie#bertram coppercogg#syrryl#syrryl silverset #spent today catching up on the most recent return to living world stuff #and i really like hanging out with taimi and rytlock
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  • where-is-caithe
    12.07.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Hate how this game treats spies. Oh no they're not trustworthy what if they're spying on us. Yeah that's the point. There wouldnt be an entire legion and TWO whole orders dedicated to spying if it wasnt important and necessary. They're always keeping secrets! Yes! they know secrets you couldnt even dream of. They know more than your stupid little blood or iron brain could comprehend. Shut up. Appreciate your damn spies.

    #'malice is untrustworthy' #rytlock i trust malice more than u jackass #'caithe is hiding something' #shes a thief. of course shes hiding something. shes hiding a fucking lot. #and i trust both of these people more than anyone else #BECAUSE THEY ARE SPIES #GOD #APPRECIATE YOUR DAMN SPIES #gw2 #i also hate how this game is like oh uh. what do we do with the spies #theres so much you can do with spies. jesus. just send them places. #my god.
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  • synchrosgw2
    09.07.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Another one of those things, that in hindsight, not only aged like milk but is hilarious. The best teacher and role model?

    Ah yes, 'shirks his military duties as a Tribune whenever possible' Brimstone. 'Unleashed a god of war on accident' Brimstone. 'Sired an absolute bastard that almost brought the world into icy oblivion' Brimstone. That Brimstone.

    Anyway I hope Laria's doing well in current times! One of my favorite minor NPCs.

    #gw2 #guild wars 2 #rytlock brimstone#laria sharpeye #rytlock is ofc a fav but by god the man is a disaster #also that's my new thief anju! she's of canthan descent and will get whatever the new spec is #i hope you guys like very corporate assassins
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  • commanderfloppy
    09.07.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #Moved on from future imperator? Rytlock and commander rumored to be dating! #Say goodbye to Marjory! Kasmeer and Commander seen together! Does the commander like them young? #ask meme#ask answers#commander floppy #I'm not sure which dragon's watch member would be funniest to show up in the rumor #Most likely would probably be like Rytlock or something #you know she's holding his claw to assure him of something post IBS #and someone see's that out of context #the Tyria Tab the next week is just #but it would also be funny if it was a rumor spread with her and like a slightly younger member #and then the tabloids are calling her a cougar #*kass excitedly holding floppy's hand while asking her to teach her some fancy mesmer spell she did* #Tyrian tab:
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