Weiss: (Approaches a stand entitled "TITS", Shocked) What?! These aren't tits! This is wholesale deception! (Slams her hands on the counter, Smiling) Now that's the idea! This is just a copy of Jaune's Dancing Queen cover and three carrots in a plastic pumpkin bucket, all for 1,000 Lien! (Smashes her fist down) Sold! You're crazy like a fox! (Throws Lien at Penny) Shut up and take my money!
Penny: Come on down to Penny's Tits, your one stop shot for carrots and buckets!
SSSN: (Lazily) Tits.
Penny: Doodles made during meetings! You can find them at-
Penny: Come on down where you can slam your penis in the door of your luxury car! We can make that happen for you! (Hiccups)
Jacques: (Screams as his penis is slammed in the car door) THANK YOU, TITS!
Penny: All the kids want to go to Tits this summer! (Hiccups, Grabs and pulls Ruby to her side) Your little sister is crazy about-
Penny: I really like it when my dad puts oil in my joints!
Penny: One time I chased a squirrel into a laundromat and after that, I couldn't find him!
Penny: I am not lying ladies and gentlemen! If you come down and spend more than ten lien at my store, I will let you snap my suspenders! I am that crazy!
Penny: If you don't come down in the next ten minutes, I'm going to slam my penis in the door of a luxury car! (Hiccups) Anyone have a good woman? Bring her down! I'll show her who's boss! I know how to handle a woman when she steps out of line! (Hiccups)
Penny: Moms, bring in your newborn babies, and I will pick up a brick and smack your newborn babies with that brick! I will not run out of bricks! (Hiccups, Smiles) If you want to come down here and eat a mouthful of sand, then come down here and try it! (Eyes turn red) I will drop kick you in the face and I'll watch you drop like a pussy! PUSSY! Look at my little teeth! Don't you touch my suspenders!