A take on the classic
A take on the classic
Remember grammar is important. The “Let’s eat grandpa” vs. “Let’s eat, grandpa” example is worn out. A comma is now the difference between:
“How is Gerard a Salami?” (incorrect, not what you meant to say)
“How is Gerard, a Salami?” (correct, caring, uplifting, what you meant)
Yeah, sure, the new MCR reunion tourbus is cool, but what they really need to do is float over a double decker London bus and revamp it into a two story four bed two bath luxury motorhome with a mini fridge (for salami stash preservation purposes) and microwave for each member.
Exclusive look at Gerard Way’s Mii.
[Image Description: A photo of a Mii wearing a red shirt with a full salami poorly edited over as a body. The background is a floating translucent slice of salami.]
[Disclaimer: This is not an official Salami Gerard post, I do not own Salami Gerard or any associated marketing.]
[Image Description: The “_____ or draw 25” uno meme, where Salami Gerard is holding 25 uno cards. The wild card reads “be a typical human being with ‘organs’ and 'bones’ or draw 25”.]
[Image Description: The “my day be so fine / then boom” Clone High meme, but JFK’s face has been replaced with Salami Gerard’s. The text has been edited to read “my day be so fine / then boom salami ♥️”.]
How do we know the south side of the Earth isn’t actually the top? Like how do we know we ain’t looking at the whole solar system upside down? How do we know which end of the salami is the front?
Do y'all ever get really stressed when there’s a cheeseboard out? Like there’s a bunch of perfectly good raw ingredients just sitting there, and you know you want to eat the whole portion of just one of the items, but eating even half the salami (with or without the crackers and cheese) is socially unacceptable, people judge you based on your open-faced cracker sandwich. In times like these, I ask myself “What would the great salami do?” and you are going to do whatever your answer to that question is.
Cats Can Have a Little Salami
Tumblr PLEASE let me reblog ads if they’re like this IM CRYING
Salami moments 💖
Recipe by Jef Poskanzer
Recipe by vikgtalk
Sun-Dried Tomato and Olive Pesto Pizza with Salami + Roasted Red Peppers
This Tumblr ad I got on my feed 😭
burrata with lemon pepper salami bites
i call sanemi salami whenever i talk about him with my friends so sometimes i forget his real name is sanemi lmaoo
favorite kny character? salami
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