imagine dragging the monster trio to a wedding
I'm back at it again, with more headcannons, because I just don't want to do anything productive. Yey, here we go! (gender neutral)
(WARNING(S): OOC(because i suck :’’’) )
at first he would whine, but you would use the ultimate weapon, FOOD!!
luffy eyes would widen and he would agree with you, only to regret it afterwards
when you said free food, all that came to mind was meat, but there were only "adult' food there
(seriously, who made sweet gravy?)
it was your friend that was getting married, so luffy was just a lost puppy the entire time
he didn't know anybody, and he just wanted to eat meat
luffy would try to tickle you to make it fun, but you would push his hands away
he would pout, whine, complain, but you wouldn't budge
finally the wedding actually starts, and luffy couldn't be more bored
he's happy for your friend, but he just simply doesn't care
all that's going through his mind is MEEEEEEEEATTT!!!
after the kiss/sealing/or whatever, he asks if you guys could go home
you say "no" because oh i don't know, maybe you would want to talk to your friend???????
luffy whines again, but you say, "You know what, come and greet them with me."
luffy, having nothing better to do, comes along
you say hi to your friend the groom, and luffy doesn't like it
even though he clearly knows that you are his, and that the groom literally JUST got married, he just can't help but get a little jealous
he sends his little glare at your friend the entire time, but also catches the wife glaring at you
he giggles, and taps on her shoulder
luffy and the bride immediately get along, making jokes, talking about how jealous they are, and just everything
your friend and your conversation come to a stop, to find luffy and the bride getting along very well
"Luffy, we're going home."
"Awww, wait a minute, (Y/N)! She's about to show me a meme!"
oh how the tables have turned
zoro, i feel like would go if you asked, but this was a special case
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yup the wedding was SUPER early in the morning
sure, zoro can wake up, but does he want to?
so, when you wake him up the morning of the wedding, he looks at you with the most dead look in the eye
"What's the point of having a wedding this early in the morning?"
you laugh at him, and tell him to hurry and dress up
you better not leave him alone, he'll just fall back in bed and start snoozing away
once you guys get in the wedding place, he's just dead inside
"Why am I here? I should be in bed right now."
you'll have to try to find some activities to do while waiting for it to start, because if he takes a seat, he'll fall asleep
but once it starts, honestly he's respectful
he tries his hardest to stay awake for it (he might doze off once or twice though)
after everything, you go to talk with the newly wedded couple
i feel like zoro would just be standing there next to you while you talked with them, just staring off into space
he'll be imagining his bed, his sweet, sweet wonderful bed
his warm sheets, fluffy pillow, your warmth just ah~
he'll either somehow take a nap while standing up, or just collapse on the floor (probably the second option, though ngl)
finally, it's time for the bride to throw her bouquet!
a bunch of people (all genders here :) ) gather behind the bride, but you don't
you just think that the throwing of the bouquet is kind of idiotic
oh well, you just wanted to see who would get the bouquet
she throws the bouquet, and somehow...... it lands on zoro's head
I'M NOT KIDDIN (haha you see what i did there? :''') )
everyone thinks it's rigged because... how did that even happen
you laugh at him, and he wakes up and the bouquet falls to his hands
as you leave together, you jokingly say
"So, when's the wedding?"
"OF COURSE I WILL, (Y/N)-KWUN/CHWAN~~~~!!!”
this absolute simp
honestly, you actually didn’t have to drag him along, he went willingly
when you get into your suit/dress/whatever you wear at a wedding, nosE BLEEDS
NOSE BLEEDS EVERYWHERE
the only bad part about him going is him insulting the food that was offered to the guests
“There are so many ladies here, and thEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SERVE THIS??”
“Sanji, calm down.”
he would storm the kitchen, and start lecturing the cooks
you’d probably have to drag him out of the kitchen, trying to convince him to spare the cooks for the day
reluctantly, he would let you persuade him, but for a price ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*ahem* a-anyhow, during the main event, he’ll be the most respectful person the earth
he would hold our hand while the groom and bride kiss and congratulate them after words even if he didn’t know who they were
if you converse too much with the groom and get a little touchy (as in a hug), he’ll get jealous
the dance party would be a blast!
you and sanji would be the best couple at dancing whether it would be just absolutely animalistic, or just classical dancing
honestly, y’all are just cute
Phew! Another one done! I’m actually really lazy on uploading on my blog, so please give me some asks to boost it. Thanks once again, and I’ll see y’all later! Peace out!