Sanji’s Ero-cook bullshit is performative I’m feeling an emotional about it
Sanji’s Ero-cook bullshit is performative I’m feeling an emotional about it
( Fireworks . . . 花火 )
One Piece Episode 134, I Will Make it Bloom!
I have sinus vertigo but I WILL finish WCI and I WILL continue to spread the good word
one piece + soulmate AUs
ft. ace, sabo, law, sanji
a/n: yeah idk what this is but here!!! enjoy x
ace - you and your soulmate have matching tattoos. he only caught a glimpse, but ace could recognize the unique tattoo with his eyes closed - after all, it was identical to his own. his mind was racing a million miles a minute as he chased this stranger - no, his soulmate - down the street. what’s their name? do they even want to meet me? will they accept me as their soulmate? all thoughts ceased as he reached for their arm, turning them around causing them to ask worriedly “oh my goodness, are you okay!?”
sabo - the name of your soulmate appears on your skin after you meet them. the simple “thank you” from the stranger he held the door open for triggered the tingly feeling in his wrist. it was safe to say the stranger was feeling it too, if their furrowed eyebrows were anything to go by. sabo looked at his wrist, fingers tracing over the newly revealed name of his soulmate. “y/n…” he mumbled, looking up to meet your gaze. with a breathless whisper and a soft smile you reply, “hi”.
law - timer on your wrist counts down until the moment you meet your soulmate. law has never paid any mind to the timer on his wrist. the thought of having a soulmate never really seemed like a big deal to him. when it happens, it happens. well, that’s how he thought he felt about it all anyway. but then the buzzing on his wrist began, and the rapid beating of his heart and the profuse sweating in his palms tells him that this is a big deal, because in front of him stands the person who is to be the love of his life. “my soulmate,” he thinks.
sanji - you can only see in black in white until you meet your soulmate. sanji had always heard others talk about the beauty of colors. from what he’d heard, he believed he would be so overwhelmed by the vast array of colors that it would take away from meeting his soulmate. he had never been more wrong in his life, because the world was bursting with color, but he couldn’t take his eyes off the person in front of him. the person who made all these colors appear. his soulmate.
I don’t really know anymore ;;
monster trio with an s/o who sleeps anywhere !
reader: no pronouns used/gender neutral
LUFFY has never once questioned your sleeping habits. in fact, it’s one of the odd reasons he fell in love with you. once, he found you on his usually seat on the verge of slipping, but he grabbed you in time before you fell off. its very rare for him to be quiet in any situation, but when you’re sleeping near him, he’s often in his own world, admiring your soft sleeping face. he even takes naps with you as well! the captain who’s usually bouncing off the walls sleeps next to you even during the day.
at first, ZORO wondered how the hell you could sleep anywhere, no matter the situation at hand. he thought it was strange, even though he can do the same (hypocritical of him if you ask me). once he got used to your sleeping habits, he subconsciously began looking for you when he was ready to take a nap. for whatever reason, he couldn’t take naps without you by his side. if you were in an uncomfortable spot, he would pick you up and move you to his napping spot. nothing could wake you guys up.
when you first joined the crew, SANJI found you in a barrel in the kitchen and thought you were the cutest thing. if you’re sleeping near him, you best believe he’ll tell everyone around you guys to shut up. it doesn’t matter what’s going on around you, he’ll make sure you get your beauty sleep. he prepares snacks or drinks for you so when you wake up from your nap, you can feel even more refreshed with something yummy. he hates waking you up, but when it’s time for a meal he’ll make sure you’re awake to join the crew.
-”We’ll fight next time! No point squaring off if you’re not at your best!” Luffy remains the world’s most unusual gentleman, lol.
-JESUS. Yeah, this gelatinous blob isn’t going down so easily. So much for the navy...
-And now it’s throwing little pieces of itself. Lovely.
-skjdfhskjdfhdsjf god dammit I love the trope of the good guy clobbering the bad guy while he’s distracted by monologuing
-Today I learned that Sanji’s appearance was inspired by Steve Buscemi, and now I will never be able to unsee that.
-Man, I’d love this moment of Nami plunging into dangerous waters full-tilt if it was actually Nami in there.
-Lmao, Luffy really out here like “I spent years developing a resistance to iocane powder.”
-WELL CRAP I THINK I SPOKE TOO SOON
-...wait, it’s affecting Law too? What the shit?
-”My, how you’ve grown, Law.” Oh son of a bitch who’s this guy
One Piece, Cherry Magic AU where Usopp gets the ability to read people's minds if he touches them, after staying a virgin for so long and after an accident, he finds out that Sanji, the perfect pretty boy at his job, has a massive crush on a shy loner like him.
*looks around suspiciously* from where this huge wave of followers came? I'm lately posting nothing but dumb thirst and selfship
｢ @magicalshe ｣
Today is a deep cleaning day. With the loud hip hop music and the glass of rum and coke on her kitchen counter Doris was in a world of her own. Crystal ash tray on the counter held the cigarettes she smoked so far during her breaks. Currently scrubbing her tile kitchen floor, she shot up upon hearing someone clear their throat. In nothing but a lace bralette and a pair of high waisted jeans, Doris was frozen in shock at the sight of Sanji. Perhaps now she would start locking her front door.
Sanji knew that he should have knocked a little louder and waited a little longer, but he couldn’t help letting himself in when he realized too late that the faint thud of music came from behind her door. Certain that she couldn’t hear him, he slipped inside, intent on finding her and returning the book she had loaned him. But when he found her, he became dumbfounded.
The music, the odd combination of cigarette smoke and cleaner and her choice of attire — all of it painted a wonderful, hazy picture of domestic bliss. What did he have to do to ensure his vision every day?
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude and barge in! I heard the music and thought you might not know I was here. Here, I wanted to give this back.” He set the book aside and considered leaving her to work work, but he was still heavily enchanted by the sight of her. “Would you like some help?”
Your honor I could fix him
I think one of the things I appreciate the most about the Whole Cake Island Arc is that Sanji did not eventually fight with the Vinsmoke family to prove how strong he had become. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure it would have been an awesome fight and an awesome scene, but that wasn’t the point of the arc, was it?
Sanji was disdained because he was weak by their standards. He was fragile and normal and, worse, he was kind and fearful and loved to cook. He was not a perfect soldier, not an unfeeling killing machine, and they deemed that a failure. If he had fought any of his brothers for real, without threats, or hostages, or explosives around his wrists, I’m sure he could have beaten them eventually. But it would have felt hollow; like the only way he could prove that he had grown beyond them was physical strength - the one thing the Vinsmokes valued the most. It would have proven them wrong, yes, but it would have not proven that Sanji was right.
Instead, the whole arc was spent contemplating Sanji’s character, as opposed to his strength. Sanji does not get even one climatic fight in the whole arc, while everyone else - Luffy, Brook, Pedro, Jimbe, Carrot, even Nami - does. Sanji’s contribution comes from his kindness - from his refusal to leave the Vinsmokes to their deaths, from his gentleness towards Pudding, from his comfort of Carrot, from his trust and care towards Luffy. It also comes from his abilities as a cook - the entire climax of the arc hinges on the cake he baked. The things the Vinsmokes disdained the most helped the Straw Hats to survive in the Emperor’s territory, and I think that is one of the things that make this arc so powerful. It shows that Sanji is kind, and that Sanji is a cook, and that, even if he weren’t strong, it would have still been enough. The Vinsmokes would still be wrong.
The Whole Cake Island Arc spent hundred of episodes elaborating on the importance of Sanji’s kindness, as opposed to his strength, and I think that was the whole point of it.
Old married couple living in wano