sometimes u guys will reblog the oldest post in existence and I feel myself physically age
do you think scott calvin fears that he too will be scared off a roof and die only for the dad of the house will take his place
Late in the night, a man in a red coat, with shiny black boots, red pants, and a red hat that all are lined with white sneaks out of a house. He has a big white beard but his skin is greying and wrinkled. The bag he has lugged over his shoulder squirms and wiggles with muffled sounds escaping. The man walks across the lawn, his boots crunching in the snow as fat snowflakes drift lazily to the ground. He reaches a bright red sleight that is lined with metal and gold. Reindeer are strapped up to his sleigh and paw at the ground with a huff. Santa throws the bag into the back then climbs in. The bag yelps and grunts, continuing to wiggle around on the floor of the sled.
"Hiyah!" He flicks the reins. Immediately, the reindeer shoot off into the sky. There are about 5 other bags in the back of the sleigh, all squirming and making noise. The opening to the most recent bag loosens and Ethan pokes his head out. The icy cold air hits his face as tears fall down his cheeks. He is gagged and about ten years old. Clouds fall behind the sleigh but then everything becomes bright. Ethan squeezes his eyes shut, and when he opens them the Northern Lights light up the night sky. The air is significantly colder and Ethan shivers. The other bags whimper and tremble. Ethan curls up and tries to get more warmth out of the sack, even though it isn't all that thick.
The sleigh slows down to a stop, the clip clop of the reindeer quickly fading before it becomes eerily silent. It is still freezing cold and Ethan is only in his pajamas, not even having slippers to cover his feet. Ethan hides in his bag, but one by one, the other bags get pulled out and dropped down out of the sleigh. When Santa grabs Ethan's bag, he notices it is open and Santa raises an eyebrow.
"You certainly have been a naughty boy this year Ethan." Santa's voice is raspy, as if he smoked all his life. He pulls Ethan out of the bag by his pajama shirt and throws him onto the floor. Ethan's arms and legs are bound and he grunts, fresh tears falling. "Don't cry. Do you know how much you make your parents cry?" He raises a very bushy eyebrow and Ethan's eyes widen. Ethan shakes his head and sniffs, his breathing becoming very shaky. Santa sighs and gestures for someone to come over from the side. A team of five 10 year old children, all dressed as elves with artificial smiles, walk into the room and grab the bags. They pull the bag out of the room in the same direction they came in.
"You've always been a trouble maker Ethan. You bully other kids, act like a brat with your parents, practically bullying them into taking care of you." Santa leans forward, his breath reeking of eggnog. He jabs one wrinkly long finger into Ethan's shoulder and grits his greying teeth. Ethan shakes his head again and scoots back, only for Santa to step on his chest and hold him down. "You aren't going anywhere Ethan. You're going to work here for me. You need to learn the value of hard work." Saliva flies off of Santa's lip as he speaks. He takes another swig of eggnog and grins.
"Oh, don't worry. With a bit of Christmas magic, your parents are going to have a loving son for the next year. They won't miss you." Santa chuckles and Ethan starts screaming and crying against the gag. He squirms and writhes under Santa's boot which makes him frown. He grabs Ethan by his shirt once again and starts walking out of the room. Santa's boots make a loud thud sound with each step. "Time to make you an obedient elf." Ethan screams and cries through the gag as he gets pulled into a dark hallway. His cries fade, and then the thudding fades, leaving an empty eerie silence in the room.
here to say I am still addicted to him and I am proud to be a bernard fan first and a human second
i’m glad ina still has the christmas vibes going in january because i am not ready to let go
Extremely funny comedian, actor, and writer Kyle Fines returns to discuss weird NFB movies, magic bags, and tool time!
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do movie/tv companies know they can,, make new ideas🧍🏻♀️
If the new Santa Clause series doesn’t have Bernard in it then what’s even the point?
The Santa Clause: Tim Allen repetirá el papel de la película para la serie de Disney + – Programas de TV cancelados + renovados
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tim allen reprising his role in a new the santa clause for disney+ will save 2022
Yo! Will we might get Bernard back?! 👀
They better bring back Elizabeth Mitchell!
today alone I saw an announcement that there’s going to be a degrassi reboot on hbo max and that tim allen is reprising his role in the santa clause for a limited series on disney+ like for the love of god make it stop
All I’m saying is that TSC Jack Frost had all the hallmarks of a Tumblr Sexyman and yet, for some reason, managed to fly under the radar. I consider this a personal offence.