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  • justxweasley
    24.01.2022 - 12 hours ago
    #11000 years later and I finally got to this #i know how to use the fellytone && answered asks #thank u sm for sending it in tho this was fun ;; #fat little santa clauses with fishing rods && headcanons #oflightndarkness #ill get to it later && queue
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  • connor6lesbian
    22.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    sometimes u guys will reblog the oldest post in existence and I feel myself physically age

    #sometimes I feel like that gif of the Santa clause when he turns into santa real fast unfortunately #c6txt
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  • jeekoftheweek
    21.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    do you think scott calvin fears that he too will be scared off a roof and die only for the dad of the house will take his place

    #jeekoftheweek original #the santa clause
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  • charleyrbenz
    21.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    The Birth of an Elf

    Late in the night, a man in a red coat, with shiny black boots, red pants, and a red hat that all are lined with white sneaks out of a house. He has a big white beard but his skin is greying and wrinkled. The bag he has lugged over his shoulder squirms and wiggles with muffled sounds escaping. The man walks across the lawn, his boots crunching in the snow as fat snowflakes drift lazily to the ground. He reaches a bright red sleight that is lined with metal and gold. Reindeer are strapped up to his sleigh and paw at the ground with a huff. Santa throws the bag into the back then climbs in. The bag yelps and grunts, continuing to wiggle around on the floor of the sled.

    "Hiyah!" He flicks the reins. Immediately, the reindeer shoot off into the sky. There are about 5 other bags in the back of the sleigh, all squirming and making noise. The opening to the most recent bag loosens and Ethan pokes his head out. The icy cold air hits his face as tears fall down his cheeks. He is gagged and about ten years old. Clouds fall behind the sleigh but then everything becomes bright. Ethan squeezes his eyes shut, and when he opens them the Northern Lights light up the night sky. The air is significantly colder and Ethan shivers. The other bags whimper and tremble. Ethan curls up and tries to get more warmth out of the sack, even though it isn't all that thick.

    The sleigh slows down to a stop, the clip clop of the reindeer quickly fading before it becomes eerily silent. It is still freezing cold and Ethan is only in his pajamas, not even having slippers to cover his feet. Ethan hides in his bag, but one by one, the other bags get pulled out and dropped down out of the sleigh. When Santa grabs Ethan's bag, he notices it is open and Santa raises an eyebrow.

    "You certainly have been a naughty boy this year Ethan." Santa's voice is raspy, as if he smoked all his life. He pulls Ethan out of the bag by his pajama shirt and throws him onto the floor. Ethan's arms and legs are bound and he grunts, fresh tears falling. "Don't cry. Do you know how much you make your parents cry?" He raises a very bushy eyebrow and Ethan's eyes widen. Ethan shakes his head and sniffs, his breathing becoming very shaky. Santa sighs and gestures for someone to come over from the side. A team of five 10 year old children, all dressed as elves with artificial smiles, walk into the room and grab the bags. They pull the bag out of the room in the same direction they came in.

    "You've always been a trouble maker Ethan. You bully other kids, act like a brat with your parents, practically bullying them into taking care of you." Santa leans forward, his breath reeking of eggnog. He jabs one wrinkly long finger into Ethan's shoulder and grits his greying teeth. Ethan shakes his head again and scoots back, only for Santa to step on his chest and hold him down. "You aren't going anywhere Ethan. You're going to work here for me. You need to learn the value of hard work." Saliva flies off of Santa's lip as he speaks. He takes another swig of eggnog and grins.

    "Oh, don't worry. With a bit of Christmas magic, your parents are going to have a loving son for the next year. They won't miss you." Santa chuckles and Ethan starts screaming and crying against the gag. He squirms and writhes under Santa's boot which makes him frown. He grabs Ethan by his shirt once again and starts walking out of the room. Santa's boots make a loud thud sound with each step. "Time to make you an obedient elf." Ethan screams and cries through the gag as he gets pulled into a dark hallway. His cries fade, and then the thudding fades, leaving an empty eerie silence in the room.

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  • lunastar92
    19.01.2022 - 5 days ago
    #scott calvin #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #santa claus#actor#tim allen#disney plus
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  • dipper-amajiki
    18.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    here to say I am still addicted to him and I am proud to be a bernard fan first and a human second

    #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #bernard the elf #ibispaintx#my art
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  • hamuko-san
    17.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    i’m glad ina still has the christmas vibes going in january because i am not ready to let go

    #dess #in fact maybe i will watch tim allen's the santa clause for the third time
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  • retailnightmarespodcast
    17.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Extremely funny comedian, actor, and writer Kyle Fines returns to discuss weird NFB movies, magic bags, and tool time!

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  • ashthedollfielover
    16.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #the santa clause #disney#christmas
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  • akaashiscupofwater
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    do movie/tv companies know they can,, make new ideasūüßćūüŹĽ‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹ

    #theyre remaking degrassi and Santa Clause like bro theres so many ideas in the world i guarantee u dont have to reboot everything ever #theyre never good either its just the same movie but worse with snarky kids and boomer jokes about technology #and references that will make the older people watching go haha i get that reference
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  • jensen-frackles
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    If the new Santa Clause series doesn’t have Bernard in it then what’s even the point?

    #if he aint in it i aint watching #ok maybe i will #but still #i will be very disappointed #the santa clause #santa clause#bernard#david krumholtz
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  • mundo-misterio
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    The Santa Clause: Tim Allen repetir√° el papel de la pel√≠cula para la serie de Disney + ‚Äď Programas de TV cancelados + renovados

    The Santa Clause: Tim Allen repetir√° el papel de la pel√≠cula para la serie de Disney + ‚Äď Programas de TV cancelados +¬†renovados

    Tim Allen una vez más llenará las botas de Santa. Disney+ ha encargado una nueva serie limitada basada en franquicia cinematográfica y Allen volverá a interpretar su papel de Scott Calvin, un padre divorciado que eventualmente se transforma en un amado residente del Polo Norte. Todavía no se sabe si otros actores del trío de películas de Santa Claus, como Eric Lloyd, Elizabeth Mitchell, Judge…

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  • thepinks
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    tim allen reprising his role in a new the santa clause for disney+ will save 2022

    #my favorite christmas movie ūüė© #the santa clause
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  • slinky-dogg
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Yo! Will we might get Bernard back?! ūüĎÄ

    #I’m actually pretty excited for this #regardless if Bernard comes back or not #but I still much prefer that he does #the santa clause #santa clause#scott calvin #bernard the elf #david krumholtz
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  • glenncoco4
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    They better bring back Elizabeth Mitchell!

    #Childhood revived mice again! #The Santa Clause #Disney+
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  • marisaroffman
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #the santa clause
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  • mccalls
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    today alone I saw an announcement that there’s going to be a degrassi reboot on hbo max and that tim allen is reprising his role in the santa clause for a limited series on disney+ like for the love of god make it stop

    #we have to just stop giving them money every time they recycle shit to feed off our nostalgia #like it’s getting ridiculous #degrassi #the santa clause #disney#movies
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  • jcrewguy
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #the santa clause #the santa clause disney+ #the santa clause tv #tim allen
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  • thedisneyhub
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #the santa clause #news
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  • little-fairground-fish
    12.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    All I’m saying is that TSC Jack Frost had all the hallmarks of a Tumblr Sexyman and yet, for some reason, managed to fly under the radar. I consider this a personal offence. 

    #the Santa Clause#the Santa Clause 3 #The Escape Clause #Tumblr Sexyman#Tumblr Sexymen#why #someone fix this #he wore pinstripes and everything what more do you want from the man #Jack Frost#TSC
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