Santana : I didn’t have a grandmother who made pies.
Kurt : What did your grandmother make? Emotional scars?
Santana : Yeah.
Santana : I didn’t have a grandmother who made pies.
Kurt : What did your grandmother make? Emotional scars?
Santana : Yeah.
Rachel: Finn Hudson is the most complicated man that I’ve ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that?
Kurt: …
Angel’s Glee Ranking🎵82. Mash Up
“Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now we’re like, toxic assets. When my mom applied to college, she put ‘being popular’ as her main extracurricular activity. And she got into Arizona State.”
6th Place: …Baby One More Time (Rachel Berry)
5th Place: Toxic (New Directions)
4th Place: The Only Exception (Rachel Berry)
3rd Place: Stronger (Artie Abrams)
2nd Place: I’m A Slave 4 U (Brittany S Pierce)
Santana: *walking out the door*
Rachel: Santana, where are you going?
Santana: An adventure.
Rachel: Can I ask where?
Santana: No.
Santana : I don’t think I can spend another second of my day, and possibly my life, talking about you and Blaine.
Kurt : ..Huh.
Kurt : Most people find us adorable but okay…
Kurt: Good speller, good grammar, but not annoyingly good. Doesn’t overuse gifs or emojis, but does use them from time to time. Usually @’s a person he wants to get attention, but doesn’t do it often. Whenever he makes a spelling mistake everyone jumps on him.
Blaine: spelling is at a 90%, but mostly stays away from text speak. uses full sentences. Can be fond of emojis or gifs. Tends to just type the name of a person rather than out them. Doesn’t really join in spamming chat, but finds it funny.
Rachel: Very articulate. Uses proper everything. Rarely uses gifs, but does have a few favorite emojis. Usually does the @everyone to get attention. Makes all the polls, probably the creator/mod of the chat. Never jumps on spelling mistakes.
Finn: All lowercase, spelling mistakes, very little punctuation. Never bothers to read the chat before asking what happened. @’s the wrong person sometimes. Some spelling mistakes have been very unfortunate. Also tends to use emojis wrong, but it’s cute.
Sam: Lots of text-speak and abbreviations, but also tends to respond in gifs. Will often post random nonsense polls. changes their profile image and name all the time with every trend. Gifs tend to be from the same shows or movies ala “spn gif for everything” sense.
Artie: Lowercase and the occasional abbreviation. lots of slang. usually @’s someone to show them something. gifs galore, not really an emoji guy, prefers the classic emoticons. Has created special emojis just for the chat.
Quinn: Always responds to @’s, even if it’s days later. Very clean and concise texts. Does have a few favorite emojis, but rarely uses a gif. Always answers a poll. Will never spam chat. Very good at conveying sarcasm.
Santana: Good typing, uses classic old text-speak. uses gifs or emojis often. Will immediately jump on spelling mistakes (usually Finn or Puck). Will also do the good thing of asking and @ people reminders. Very fond of fire and eye-roll emoji.
Tina: Has her own edited gifs and memes. They’re good, funny. Will abbreviate everything she can. Her profile pic is a pic crew. Screenshots funny things in chat. Always repeats a spelling mistake in chat, usually starts a chain. Loves the black heart emoji (always a goth).
Mercedes: Always has a wild gif. Does use proper grammar from time to time, but also uses text-speak as well. Emoji fan, gif fan. Often does the ^ thing to respond to someone rather than @ them. ALWAYS jumps on the person making spelling mistakes, but has the occasional slip-up herself.
Mike: Doesn’t type a lot, but it’s lower-case and understandable. Uses a emoji to respond to a lot. Always answers a poll. Always watching chat. Also tends to drop links and run as well. Usually the person who takes the pics to add to the chat.
Brittany: Texts like her phone is always falling out of her hands. so many gifs and emojis. will also @ the wrong person and not fix it. hearts almost everything. forgets about polls but will put up her answer. Sends heart gifs to everyone. Says goodnight as well everyday.
Puck: Rarely in chat, but always seems to know what’s going on. Often does the @_____ “is this u?” thing. Spelling is horrendous, sometimes purposefully, sometimes not. Will join in on spamming chat. Often one of the people chatting at 2am.
Angel’s Glee Ranking🎵83. Hold On To Sixteen
“Do you know what growing up is about? Losing things. In six months, we’ll all be gone, scattered. (We’ll keep in touch.) Yeah, but it won’t be the same. When we see each other, it’ll be a special occasion. It’ll be different. I don’t want to grow up yet. I’m not ready to lose you girls. … I’m seventeen. I have the rest of my life in front of me. I love glee club. I love you girls. And when we’re 27, or 87, I want us to be able to look back on these next couple months and talk about how it was the best times of our lives. Can’t do that if we’re not all together.”
i often see a lot of people argue about whether quinntana or brittana shouldve been canon. well i have a few words to unite two kingdoms and end the war:
the unholy trinity in a polyamory relationship