app idea

a tindr/grindr app for sapphics

called fingr

how do you feel when the french girl you like turns out to be straight?

Less Bien.

• me: *sees rainbow in sky* lol gay
• a straight I didn't ask: ummm sweaty u cant say that dont u kno ur being homophObIA?
• me: *snorting parma violets while rollerblading, wearing a snapback, doc martens, and eight flannel shirts and eating a whole plate of totinos* Harold I'm a lesbian

Okay but it’s kinda hot to feel fat cells under skin. Like the individual pockets that can be cellulite or just jiggle. Does anyone get what I’m saying? Maybe it’s just me and my belly idk

peak mlm/wlw culture is not understanding how the straights are attracted to the opposite gender.

lesbians be like *flirts with a girl over text* *is really awkward when talking to her in person* (im lesbians)

me: i’m ugly i’m hideous ew don’t take pics of me i don’t look good

also me: why hasn’t anyone ever drawn me before i am the epitome of beauty

OK GUYS GALS AND NON BINARY PALS

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU ALL!

I JUST REALISED THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH MY QUESTIONING BEST FRIEND!!!

SCREAMS AND CRYS IN LESBIAN

Bi culture is being able to sing both Khalid’s and Halsey’s choruses in Eastside without changing pronouns

had a dream where i was hanging out with a cute girl and said “vibe check” then held her hand

I missed the perfect opportunity today to say “Harold they’re lesbians” and I am UPSET

AHHH OKAY

So I have met this girl once irl and we vibed. Got her Instagram, now we be talking. She will not. Stop. Complimenting. Me. And she said smth like “let’s cry and eat ice cream together” So we talking ice cream and like trying to figure out a way to get to this ice cream place bc neither of us drive and like is it a date??? I’m confusion??

When youre gay and you’re talking to your best friend who is also gay and your both like “damn I want a relationship” And part of you is like “ask her out you whiney bitch” And another part is like “hnnhg she jokes she jokes” And another says “text your ex” And you just stuck like AHHH

bruh i-

Me to my parents v

Me online ^

hello i need a cool bisexuals groupchat 🥺🥺🥺

People and charaters I’m gay for

Saw a pretty girl today while grocery shopping

I died. I am dead. Thanks