Semi-asoiaf crack post:
Imagine being the Lord Commander or First Ranger or whatever at the Night’s Watch during Nymeria and Mors Martell’s conquest of Dorne when the six kings start turning in.
1st king: huh, we’ve got a king? Cool.
2nd: Another one? Interesting things happening in dorne.
4th, 5th, and 6th kings: what the absolute fuck is happening down there???