#sarcasm Tumblr posts

  • qceensofkings
    09.12.2021 - 21 minutes ago
    #Out of Sarcasm and Havoc #Responses from the Underworld (answered asks)
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  • dararceo
    09.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    ¿Recuerdas la maceta que me lanzaste cuando te llevé serenata?

    Pues el golpe hizo darme cuenta que no eras para mí y que posiblemente el canto tampoco.

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  • lacebird
    08.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    the line in my gideon fic that i’ve written that i am most proud of

    #this #i'm keeping this lmaoo #gideon fic #i hope you can hear the sarcasm lmao #i love to use italics to emphasise certain words #i guess you can say i over-use italics #whooops
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  • dreamvonlichtjr
    08.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #i had to #ink is my special mercenary-like figure #he will be the one to bring you to me so I can start the execution #I’m joking he’s supposed to be your new friend #he likes gore as well #questions for dream #dismantle has to work on nicknames geez… #demontle arc #lev// sarcasm is present in some lines there #*flashbacks to he Mike arc*
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  • oreasa
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Backstory time!!!! *gasp* She's back to normal She technically stopped him Please stop Pinkie She's not dead. She can leave at any time. She's stalling for you. I actually like that idea She'll be fine. She's got plot armor. Another song that hits hard. That was gross That's a deer - my bad, he's an elk (thank you subtitles) Crap, I'm going to like the Nowhere King IT'S THE WOMAN!!!! That's one way to get in Poor Rider What the flonk? Murder is an idea. Murder is the BEST IDEA He's hungry. Of course he's gonna think about food. There's a twist

    Dude, you're making me hungry Rider knows what's worse lmao That one still moves, and Stabby knows murder. Magic is wearing off Humans on this side of the rift. Okay. "Up where they walk, up where they run, what would I give to be part of your world" He was magic IT guy!!! No wonder he went evil. Customer service will do that to you. Yep, I love him. Fuck. That was Gary??? It's the thing. Can I pet him? Fucking around meet finding out OH SHIT!! That's the fun part with flashbacks. You don't know the order. Stabby? My love for Glendale grows. Awwwwwkwwaaaard Are they putting all the jams in this episode? I would like to keep that thing as a pet please So many songs Your oldest enemy is yourself The birth of the minotaurs All the brains went to one half. Not evenly split. Told you she had plot armor Pinkie, you wanna help Waterbaby? Here we go No, you meant it. FUCK YOU!!!! Who has the healing magic? What kind of medley mashup is this? Are the rainbow tears healing?? Please let them be magic. Becky Apples coming in clutch Any healers at all? Any? This thing is trying to hurt me Is this really it? Really? THERE WAS A HEALER!!!!! Rider looks so confused Kill them What the fuck??? I have so much fear So that's the end. Okay then.

    #centaurworld#spoilers #The Last Lullaby #There's a typo in the title on Netflix #I should be working #liveblog #Nowhere King gets sarcasm #customer service makes you evil kids #Gary they legend #the feels #where is this soundtrack? #I need it now #fuck around and find out #this is a LONG episode #murder is a solution #Rider fucked up #Doug just yapping on during the credits #that was a thing I just binged
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  • whatthe4355
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Why yes I'm writing out a physical directory for all my digital tokusatsu.

    No, I don't have a toku problem.

    #send 4tb hard drive #being a tokusatsu fan like #toku#tokusatsu#funny#sarcasm
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  • multifandommochis
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    The whole story is, this racist ass bitch who supports Oli London called a BTS Taehyung meme as Oli. And called Taehyung a Oli Wannabe. What's even worse is the fact they spelled Taehyung as Taryung (🗿🗿🗿🧍🧍🧍 jsnsbshushegeu) and they called me transphobic! LMAOOOO.

    It's always the Oli London brainwashed fans who call me transphobic. I'm obviously and definitely not transphobic. They're just stupid and blind. They don't even know that they're all mocking my damn ethnicity.

    I'm a Korean born and raised in America. My family is 100% Korean; my parents were born in Korea; they're immigrants. Soooooooo what does that make me? Seriously wtf.

    But apparently I'm a racist transphobe to these dumbass racists. Awesome.

    Oli looks like a 40+ year old woman trying to fit in at Hollywood. Don't you go there, brainwashed scumbag.

    #oli london #someone called me a racist transphobe #amazing #i say with sarcasm #i am not transphobic #kpop #cancel oli london
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  • toegrub
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    wake up babe new conspiracy just dropped

    #it’s hippos now…. #please twit user. investigate the hippos. #/sarcasm #also.. do people actually survive hippo attacks? #also these hippos are open air while hippos in belgium are undoubtedly zoo exhibits with human interaction several times a day #so
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  • if-only-wishes-were-answered
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago
    #/sarcasm #jesus fuck im sorry :/ #hate it when people do that #summer gets an ask #shai asks#religion tw#christianity tw
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  • juniverses
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago
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  • vers-bi-guy
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    sigh we love seeing misandry on tumblr.

    #sarcasm#im annoyed#like #seriously it's not that hard to change your sentence to #people are shitty sometimes #rather than men are shit #like do people not care that trans men exist? #or that people who identify as men aren't always assholes?
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  • witheverydeathcomessake
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    damn I scream

    their faces after Jesse's line

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  • bambi-lesbian-posts
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    I'm gonna get the quesadilla burrito box, if anyone who read that Taco Bell long post was wondering

    #love making decisions #that was sarcasm
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  • fidesdefectum
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    People being concerned because they figured out that I like rock music...

    They clearly never encountered the concepts of xtian metal bands, the word of g-d becomes a brand "new" meaning if it's actually shouted at you

    #sarcasm is strong in this one #apostate#ex christian#exvangelical
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  • silentleviathan
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    I work in a shop and I haven’t worn a mask since I started in august because I’m autistic and I can’t wear it for an eight hour shift. However my manager told me I had to so I did for an hour before having a meltdown and then my supervisor gave me cake and said sod the manager it’s okay.

    Apparently my manager didn’t read my employee file and just thought I was wearing the sunflower lanyard to get out of wearing a mask.

    Fuck the people who do wear it because they wanted an easy out you make it hard for us that can’t physically wear one.

    (He also said that because I wear a mask when I come into the shop to do my shopping that I was faking at work like dude doing a shopping trip is 10/15 minutes sod him)

    #this was a rant #I love having a meltdown in a warehouse #that was sarcasm
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  • hostilesuggestion
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    CLEARLY nobody gives a shit about anything I say. That’s cool.

    #sarcasm #not about anyone here #I swear I fucking talk about my interests somewhere and no one replies #I voice my concerns and stuff about things that bother me #No one fucking replies #I'm so fucking sick of this #Why can't I be treated better jfc #suggestion
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  • mademoisellesarcasme
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    "don't carry anything heavier than the baby" is super inconvenient when your laptop is a desktop replacement and therefore weighs about a bajillion pounds

    #a day in the life of mlle sarcasme #whine whine whine #i cannot wait to be cleared for exercise if only so i can start lifting things again #not that i actually exercise mindnyou
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  • torururu
    08.12.2021 - 7 hours ago

    We love people who wont use your pronouns.

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