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We now go live to mick mulvaney trying to un-bake a cake
I’m pleased to announce that the assistant to the acting chief of staff, who was actually acting as my acting chief of staff but is now my real chief of staff, has been fired
🤣😂😂How adult film stars get out of trouble with the cops🚓😍
@the_real_sara_jay How would you #handlethissituation #Lol #cops #satire #comedy #lapd
Believe it or not folks, I am capable of making update posts. Especially when they’re on topics I’m passionate about. This isn’t one of those topics, but I suppose we have to start somewhere. And why not start with with my brilliantly titled “iGay” post. Here, let me refresh your memory. A few weeks back, I wrote a blog about the surprisingly not satirical piece claiming that a man “became” gay because of an app. Essentially, he wanted bitcoin and he instead got gaycoin. Which, in my humble opinion, sounds levels more enthralling then bitcoin, but I guess we all have our own opinions. Right, anyway, this “gaycoin” ended up giving him a loving relationship with a man, which lead to him attempting to sue Apple for… making him gay. Which, again, I personally think is ridiculous, as he seemingly found the more effective version of tinder with a much snazzier name, but I digress. Since then, his legal name and more personal information about him has been leaked—which I will be choosing not to share nor spread further—which allegedly lead to him being sent hate from, as he refers to them, “haters”. He also alleged that Apple supporters began writing to him. With most likely his best interests in mind, he officially decided to drop the lawsuit due to privacy concerns. Though, I don’t think his case carried much substance beside that.
Inception, but every time somebody falls asleep a trump advisor admits to a felony then claims “it was all a dream”
Trust me, my exclusive 5 star golf resort in Miami is perfectly suited to hold an international summit. We have plenty of good security, the worlds best technology, and *checks notes* $35,000 a night, per person
Dear mr. president,
Please, please, please, whatever you do, don’t keep doing what you’re doing. It makes me look really bad. Like, really, really, bad. I don’t want to look bad in front of the entire world, so if you keep doing this then I’m going to have to tweet out very bad things and maybe do sanctions.
Actually, I will do sanctions and they will be the worst sanctions turkey has ever seen. But if you stop, then I will make sure to give you a little token of my appreciation in some way that’s totally legal and involves a 5 star golf resort I highly recommend.
Again, even though I’ve given you the green light and will do absolutely nothing to stop you, stop. I’m begging you. But also threatening you. Stop.
Yours most sincerely,
Donald J Trump
This impeachment investigation is going to be one of the best and quickest impeachment investigations history has ever seen, believe me. Never before have we seen so many White House officials confessing to so many crimes so quickly. I would like to thank Mick Mulvaney (a total acting chief of staff) for this wonderful opportunity! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Our relationship with Italy has never been stronger than in the 2000 years we’ve been close allies, and I would like to thank president mozzarella for everything he’s done like the leaning tower of Pisa,
Wallace Polsom, The Kindness of Strangers (2019), paper collage, 20.9 x 30.4 cm.
(I included nazi and map bc people love to group us with them 😍)