#satire Tumblr posts

  • archer-bro
    28.07.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #satire but not really
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  • z-kelso
    28.07.2021 - 6 hours ago

    THIS IS A JOKE

    Sophie likes to smoke weed and she gave one to jack for the funny and now it’s a life threatening addiction

    Jack walten from the walten files made by Martin walls is now a weed addict and smokes it on the daily and accidentally puts weed ashes into the burgers at bons burgers

    He is starting to see shit becyase Hes high oh no

    Dudes flipping out

    He’s tripping balls man

    Stop tripping balls jack!!!!!

    Jack walten from the water files passes out

    Rosemary finds him on the floor and decides to leave because of his addiction and tak3s the kids with her

    Jack is depressed and has to deal with law suits because of the weed ash in the burgers

    He goes home late every night and becomes lonely

    Jack keeps being depressed and fits crying into a schedule that can only last for 4 hours everyday

    Jack Walter wants his wife back and kids and wants to be happy again so he goes to rehab to get help yay 😊

    Months after hard work and dedication she comes back with the kids and they’re happy again

    He’s proud of what he accomplished and is livijg a happy life again yay!!!

    Trolled.

    Extra part:

    After another depressing moment jack realizes sophie caused the fucking butterfly effect and thinks her making him smoke weed caused Felix to crash that damn car and for his wife to leave him so he goes hunting for her for revenge but sophie is high as balls and doesnr car e

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  • kafkaonthedancefloor
    28.07.2021 - 7 hours ago

    i hate that i’m only 18. with my breadth of life experiences and taste in media i think i deserve to be at least 37

    #he'll find other girls but none with a stranger backstory than me #quirky hours pls read this as satire
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  • ilovednf
    28.07.2021 - 7 hours ago
    #no lmao its satire #I SWEAR #finn when r we gonna kiss #😳😳/j#jess answers
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