#schlatt Tumblr posts

  • slstarrycity
    17.09.2021 - 36 minutes ago


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  • skinnysyd
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    “I was made to be submissive and breedable” - Schlatt

    #chuckle sandwich #this caught me so off guard so I’m documenting it #schlatt#jschlatt
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  • the-quiet-void
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago


    It’s kind of crazy that after Quackity agreed to support Schlatt2020 that he was unsure and genuinely nervous around Schlatt

    You can really see the beginnings of the toxicity of their relationship especially with Schlatt continually treating him like a sex object and talking over him

    It’s ironic actually bc Quackity almost got married to Karl secretly but messed up the “I do” and decided to marry Schlatt instead

    If he had gotten married to Karl, everything would have been different and he wouldn’t have been in his abusive marriage with Schlatt

    Edit: He was also almost married to Eret but bailed like they could’ve been kings together sadge

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  • awkwardthings6
    17.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    holy shit holy shit i was rewatching wilbur’s “am i the villain” video where schlatt announces the festival? but before he logs on quackity and wilbur and tubbo are talking and quackity asks why tubbo built tunnels to pogtopia under manberg and tubbo tells him they don’t go to pogtopia and then says “schlatt knows [about the tunnels being there]” and quackity asks “schlatt knows?” and tubbo says “yeah, yeah! he knows!” and all i could think about was how perfect the coincidence was; tubbo and quackity discussing how ‘schlatt knows’ (and then showing him the tunnels as he logs on soon after) minutes before the festival is announced. the festival in which tubbo died because schlatt knew that he was a spy.

    schlatt knows, indeed.

    i know it probably wasn’t even intentional but it feels like the perfect foreshadowing rewatching it. i love this

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  • magnificentharmonythesecond
    16.09.2021 - 4 hours ago


    one thing i really hate is this idea the fandom seems to have that quackity deserved the way schlatt treated him because he was “greedy and just joined schlatt’s side to get power” not only is this take more then a bit victim blaming it’s is also mostly head cannon. while quackity did want power the main reason quackity ran in the first place because wilbur was running an rigged election and he though that was unfair. quackity says this multiple times even when he’s completely alone with wilbur and has no reason to lie. Quackity originally wanted to combine his votes with pog2020 and backed out of the deal because he decided they were using him for power. he sides with schlatt because he and schlatt where in a relationship and he trusted schlatt not to use him and to listen to his ideas. and as Schlatt became more and more cruel quackity did his best keep manburg stable and talk schlatt down. i understand not liking his character but i hate the idea that his character has always been a villain and deserved to be mistreated. because a. no one should be treated the way schlatt treated quackity in the manburg arc and b. while quackity has always been a grey character he has never been straight up villain and his fall is a huge part of his arc.

    #salty rambles #for a fandom that likes to talk about morally grey characters some of y’all have pretty black and white views #/j i promise #and just be clear his is a villain during the prison arc there is no excuse for what he’s doing to dream #i’m just saying he’s not always been a villain and by acting like he has your ignoring a big part of his arc #dream smp lore #dsmp fandom critical #dream smp fandom #Dream smp#dsmp#dsmp lore #c!quackity #c!dream #c!schlatt #manburg vs pogtopia #manburg war
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  • star0arts
    16.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    jschlatt school sketches. jschool.

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  • offslime
    16.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    I love how every schlannie KNOWS that he’s a sheep and not a ram but Here We Are with our ram/rams pronouns

    #[squid speaks] #when I say schlannie I just mean schlatt main 🙏 #yt#fc#jschlatt
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  • ponddrowned
    16.09.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Screw all this: “Tommy/Wilbur/Techno/Whoever caused all the problems on the server,” bullshit; it was Schlatt. That motherfucker.

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  • ted-nivisimp
    16.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Schlatt: On a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you

    Ted: 8

    Schlatt: I can do better

    #incorrect quotes #incorrect chuckle sandwich #incorrect chuckle sandwich quotes #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sandwich podcast #jschlatt#schlatt#ted nivison
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  • kakyoinisgay
    16.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Soft Fuzzy Man

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  • wannabejeje
    16.09.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Redrew the art I did of schlatt because style changed hard and I found an irl friend who also watches the dream smp

    #my art#digital art #dream smp fanart #schlatt
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  • king-of-the-oranges
    16.09.2021 - 11 hours ago

    I’ve been thinking about this for awhile so time for more Schlatt! 

    So we can all agree that Schlatt had no other reason to become president other than power...Right?


    What if Schlatt originally just wanted to become president to guarantee his place on the SMP? I mean, Dream had already banned him once before, what’s to stop him from doing it! And so Schlatt becomes president of the nation Dream wants torn down, becomes friends with the greater SMP and suddenly he’s in too deep.

    He joined this server to hang out with friends and now he’s a hated leader, a shaky ally and struggling. He turns to whatever he can to survive, to cope, and finally the server gets it’s bad guy.

    A man that just wanted to have a home.

    (Btw I didn’t watch this arc much so if I got anything wrong lemme know)

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  • captainhotcoffee
    16.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    Wait but everyone on the dsmp who died had a ghost

    Wilbur, Jshlatt, and Mexican dream

    So like, where was Tommy's ghost?

    #dsmp #c!tommy #c!wilbur #c!schlatt #c!dream
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  • dsmp-incorrect-quotes
    16.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Quackity: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something.

    Schlatt: Quackity, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

    #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp #dream smp incorrect quotes #quackity #quackity from las nevadas #jschlatt#schlatt #glatt dream smp
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  • nightshadeowl
    16.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Thank you to all the folks who've been giving my c!Schlatt some attention today! I see you guys mwah 🤍

    #cc!schlatt is a piece of shit but c!schlatt is fascinating and that drawing basically possessed me from start to finish #sometimes art is just... a wild ride. the wildest #owl hoots
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  • creatorsmybeloved
    16.09.2021 - 14 hours ago
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  • ted-nivisimp
    16.09.2021 - 16 hours ago

    Charlie: Are you concerned about Schlatt's mental state?

    Ted: Of course I am. If he were an actual state, he'd be Flordia

    #incorrect quotes #incorrect chuckle sandwich #incorrect chuckle sandwich quotes #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sandwich podcast #charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#ted nivison#jschlatt#schlatt
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  • ec2019007
    16.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Now. Logically I realize that schedules and consistency are important for YouTube stats etcetera.

    To offer up a quick and platonic rebuttal: I want the fucking samdwiccht and I want it now.

    #chuckle sandwich#chuckle week#schlatt#ted nivison#slimecicle#consider it #i get what i want #and then we all get more content #the number of crimes I would commit for one of them to click the go live button #at least larceny #maybe something else idk yet
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  • edgypastel
    16.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    Dsmp au c!Schlatt redraw time

    og: https://xxedgypastelxx.tumblr.com/post/654843344945627136/if-the-cc-ever-says-they-are-uncof-with-these

    new: (cw for heavy blood, bruise, scar, irritation)

    want context? I may reblog with it, who knows



    Flat collors

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