I’ve been working on a HP/wizarding au (disclaimer: I don’t support JK Rowling or her transphobic bullshit. I just really love the books and the characters) and it doesn’t even have any plot, it’s just the gang getting into a bunch of shit.
The Plot Points™️ I’ve Thought Of:
The Dark Arts Position is cursed but not in the way anyone thinks.
Tommy S. Gordon and Willie Wanda are teachers for a year but Stain (History of Magic Teacher) gets sick of their shit and “accidentally” hits them with his flying motorcycle
The Sludge Villain is a teacher but then Gigatomachia (Herbology Teacher) mistakes him for fertilizer while he sleeps and feeds him to the quick-growing carnivorous squashes.
Dabi is a first year on drugs and Kuin is his dealer.
Dabi—Medium Sized Dragon
Geten—Small Fluffy Cat
Kuin—Bee (half transformed, always has bee tendencies [Stain has to chase her out of the garden with a broom when she forgets she’s human and attempts to eat flowers] )
Stain is a Alp (a species of demon/spirit that I will explain here 🎟)
Nagant teaches Muggle Studies, which is my excuse for giving her a collection of guns!
Nagant shoots AFO in the head after he almost blows her up with a curse.
Rappa is the Quidditch Coach. He’s mainly a Beater and is very enthusiastic!
Shigaraki is a Seeker!
Rumi is Team Captain! (I have no excuse for putting her in a villain school except that I want sporty shigaraki/rumi)
6 is the substitute teacher. Nobody knows that. He will shapeshift into the person he’s substituting as and act like them.
He was the one that spread the rumor that AFO and Uijko were dating
He’s also the poltergeist. He’s a little shit.
Geten isn’t old enough for school so he roams the castle as a cat, and is a complete tattletale like Ms. Norris
Shigaraki has a dog he named Mon-Mon (Rip Mon-chan)
Toga has a murderous cat that can and will jump Geten on sight
Dabi has a medium-sized dragon. He loves dragons.
Stain has a snake. A big ass snake that has tried to eat Tomura once.
Nagant has a bunny!
Compress also has a bunny!! They are bunny besties!!!