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My first period art teacher isnt here and her classroom is closed so I have to carry this around the high school all day
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN
love how "haha u have school today" transitioned into "omg u went to school today ?? luckyyy"
Ever heard of an Alp? No? Yes? Well you’re getting an earful anyways, Merry Christmas!
So, it’s basically a Sleep Paralysis Demon! Originated in German Folklore, Alps are considered demons but can also be spirits or ghosts!
An alp is usually male—females are called mara/marts—and it’s victims are usually female, who they attack at night and control the dreams of, turning them into nightmares to feed off of!
An alp controls a person by sitting on their chest until they wake up, sometimes becoming heavier and heavier, until the victim wakes up, although sexual attacks are rare to none. The alp is known for its shapeshifting abilities too. Common forms are cats, pigs, dogs, snakes, or small white butterflies. It’s also been said they can fly and ride horses.
They wear hats called Tarnkappes, which gives them magic powers and the ability to turn invisible while wearing it! The hat is visible no matter what form they’re in, and if they lost their hats, they will reward people for its safe return. The alp also has an evil eye, which can inflict illness and misfortune. Removing and damaging the evil eye also removes the alps malicious intent! The alp is almost impossible to kill.
But, as the Wikipedia says, you can make it leave by promising it a coffee in the morning. You can convince them to leave, but if you lock your doors and take measures against it, it will beg to be taken back in by you.
They hate lemons, and shoving one in its mouth can ward it off, along with broomsticks under pillows, iron horseshoes hung from bedposts, shoes against the bed with the toes pointing at the toes, mirrors on the chest, and steel and crosses like vampires. You can trap them out by plugging all holes in your house, or plugging all holes while they’re inside, preventing them from leaving. Also if another person walks in on one while they’re feeding on your nightmares, they’ll flee for the night.
my classmates want to force me to offer myself for the oral Italian question, they are hateful
Integrierte Gesamtschule West (1971-75) in Braunschweig, Germany, by Pysall, Jensen, Stahrenberg & Partner
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When I was a child
IVE FINJSHED TH4 LONGFIC ITS ALL WRITTEN +!!!!
like it needs some editing and stuff but I'll be posting it soon, one chapter each week. does anyone have any preferences in terms of which day of the week u would like it to be updated?
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I’ve been working on a HP/wizarding au (disclaimer: I don’t support JK Rowling or her transphobic bullshit. I just really love the books and the characters) and it doesn’t even have any plot, it’s just the gang getting into a bunch of shit.
The Plot Points™️ I’ve Thought Of:
The Dark Arts Position is cursed but not in the way anyone thinks.
Tommy S. Gordon and Willie Wanda are teachers for a year but Stain (History of Magic Teacher) gets sick of their shit and “accidentally” hits them with his flying motorcycle
The Sludge Villain is a teacher but then Gigatomachia (Herbology Teacher) mistakes him for fertilizer while he sleeps and feeds him to the quick-growing carnivorous squashes.
Dabi is a first year on drugs and Kuin is his dealer.
Animagus!!!
Dabi—Medium Sized Dragon
Shigaraki—Moth
Toga—Bat
Geten—Small Fluffy Cat
Kuin—Bee (half transformed, always has bee tendencies [Stain has to chase her out of the garden with a broom when she forgets she’s human and attempts to eat flowers] )
Stain is a Alp (a species of demon/spirit that I will explain here 🎟)
Nagant teaches Muggle Studies, which is my excuse for giving her a collection of guns!
Nagant shoots AFO in the head after he almost blows her up with a curse.
Rappa is the Quidditch Coach. He’s mainly a Beater and is very enthusiastic!
Shigaraki is a Seeker!
Rumi is Team Captain! (I have no excuse for putting her in a villain school except that I want sporty shigaraki/rumi)
6 is the substitute teacher. Nobody knows that. He will shapeshift into the person he’s substituting as and act like them.
He was the one that spread the rumor that AFO and Uijko were dating
He’s also the poltergeist. He’s a little shit.
Geten isn’t old enough for school so he roams the castle as a cat, and is a complete tattletale like Ms. Norris
Familiars!!!
Shigaraki has a dog he named Mon-Mon (Rip Mon-chan)
Toga has a murderous cat that can and will jump Geten on sight
Dabi has a medium-sized dragon. He loves dragons.
Stain has a snake. A big ass snake that has tried to eat Tomura once.
Nagant has a bunny!
Compress also has a bunny!! They are bunny besties!!!
Kalego wearing a skirt in his high school years…. Your mean teacher is gnc af
basically: for one of my assignments I need to do research on Brunei and its population rate. please gimme any information you know on Brunei's lifestyle
ex: dietary choices, environments, crime rate, and any other personal experiences.
HEADCANON : 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚄𝙷𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝙲𝙰𝙳𝙴𝙼𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝙰𝚈 . on foot , the distance is just under two miles –––– but haruhi doesn’t mind . they look forward to having a quiet walk to themselves at the beginning and end of each day .
there was once , however , a week - long period where different members of the host club would catch them on their morning walk to school and offer a ride . seeing as the boys were already being chauffeured to the academy ( they each have access to their family’s cars , after all ) haruhi had thought nothing of it –––– at first . it began with the twins , then honey , mori , kyoya . . . by the time tamaki realized he was the only one who hadn’t given haruhi a ride to school , he was too late . thanks to a slip of the tongue by hikaru ( who couldn’t hold it in any longer ) , haruhi learned that her free rides had been the result of yet another one of the hosts’ half - witted CHALLENGES –––– more specifically , the who can drive haruhi to school challenge . very creative .
. . . haruhi has since declined ANY ride offered by a member of the host club –––– regardless of how long it takes to walk .
