Yee haw! M//, original, discord, light-hearted
howdy, howdy friends! sweet baby jesus in a hickory rocker, what a year. i am vaxxed and waxed and looking for writing buddies once again after a year plus... things are still the same with me though, my tastes are more steady and predictable than bears shitting in the woods.
i hope you and your loved ones have been well, genuinely. it's been a scary year, and i hope to provide some humor and distraction if you are interested in writing with me.
hi, i am 27, she/her, cst, and i work fulltime as well as go to school part-time, so while i cannot promise rapidfire posts, i am becoming better about daily posts! as long as they're relatively short, sweet, and to the point. i am not the person for you if you like posts that average longer than 3 paragraphs, my average is often comfortably lower.
limits/fun factoids about my style/"tl;dr are we compatible?" first:
+ when reaching out to me, please tell me your limits and any plot/character ideas!
+ addendum: i will not respond to messages that don't contain any information about you, your limits, and what you're looking to write or what characters you'd like to use! it doesn't need to be completely fleshed out, thanks!
+ i'm adaptable and laidback! however, i do not write pedophilia, rape/sexual assault, incest, abusive relationships, romantic large age gaps, nor master x slave.
+ i will not write with minors either, strongly preferred that you are 21+
+ quality is far more valuable than quantity regarding length. i prefer shorter nowadays! those tasty, 1-3 para potato chip rps, so to speak c:
+ third person only, please
+ i admittedly have a preference for m// lately
+ i prefer writing middle-aged to older farts! i'd love if you did as well
+ i love ooc chatter! i'd prefer it if you did too, but it is not a dealbreaker
+ if you're not feeling it or if life happens, that's okay. you are free to either tell me you want a change, drop altogether, or ghost, it's all good i promise ❤️
+ i am not the person for serious or dark stories, sprinkles of angst are fine - but i am not the person for a trauma trainride. i respect it, but i am the kind of person who enjoys a bit of coffee with my cup of cream and sugar and dilfs
+ post apocalypse slice of life is also great. with plenty of humor to spare.
+ something silly about a witch and their familiar
+ anything with werewolves and their human beloved very concerned about the recent furniture chewing phase, and wow is frontline expensive for a 400lb beast.
+ something a bit more rocky, but an old fashioned western physician falling for an outlaw/ sheriff/ rancher, etc. bonus points for post-apoc and western themed. please, i got the perfect ole grizzled doc for this c:
+ i love modern c: i am happy writing about firefighters and lawyers, scientists, military readjusting to civilian life, boring divorced dads who find lifelong love with other divorced dads, fluffy slice-of-life, etc.
+ btw, i am not a history buff - so be prepared for anachronisms galore! which might mean plumbing and dental care centuries before it was introduced.
+ noire crime! old grizzled detectives and their partners in crime trying to figure out these gosh dang murders. dang killers, bringing down everyone's vibes.
+ a detective moving to a podunk old town, with a ~mysterious past~. however, there isn't any mysterious past, the locals just humor the guy and i have a soft spot for the detective falling for the sheriff while constantly heckling him for assistance.
+ western! please, just... anything western. i love cowboys, ranches, train robberies, just... i will maybe propose if you let me indulge this.
[fantasy & monsters]
+ i am also happy to write fantasy!
+ fantasy can genuinely be blended into anything, into modern, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, etc.
+ i am also happy with pure, vanilla, cheesy fantasy - with kings, queens, beautiful warhorses and kingdoms by the sea, and conventionally attractive people with healthy teeth and... far less dysentery.
+ i am happy to write sci-fi into fantasy - hunters/mercenaries with eyes that can hologram maps and prey, platinum horses made of gaskets and titanium joints who breathe steam, a kingdom in the sky, anything!
[... guilty pleasures]
+ i love the cheesy and humorous things to temper the chaos. love writing that domestic, usually peaceful, sweet life of two happy people who have been together for ages or just met in their golden years after struggle and just... working for their happy endings.
+ though i am not usually interested in cheesy, obnoxious tropes... i have a soft spot for two grumpy, gruff guys falling for each other c:
+ this is hardly an exhaustive list of ideas or themes that interest me! if you have something in mind that you do not see, or anything at all, please do let me know! i love brainstorming and hearing ideas c:
+ note: i love writing with pretty boy archetypes!! but i am inundated with them at the moment in my current threads, bring me yer more grizzled and rough and tough boys! the two characters i have in mind are too old and boring to keep up with pretty, lithe youngins!
what characters do i have in mind?
plenty! craving two in particular, but i have plenty more in mind if the following two don't catch your interest:
+ one is svelte, aloof, posh, thoughtful. the very characterization of something like... a sleek, abyssinian cat playing the cello. intriguing, a little odd, an intimidating, coded villain - but really, just socially awkward, and a sweetheart.
+ the other is beefy, grumpy, and also... a goof at the core. the archetype of an ornery grandpa with the warmest heart and a distinguished grey streak in his hair.
both are middle-aged men and adaptable to anything from old-fashioned fantasy, to modern, to sci-fi, to fantasy-modern hybrids, to post apocalyptic. they can be rogues, kings, survivors, lawyers, detectives, chefs, scientists, neighbors, loyal right-hands, anything from protectors and anchors to the village/office boob.
i am preferring to write the former gentleman, but i am up to write either, or someone completely different!
i am also happy to elaborate upon contact if you are interested! fortunately, each one is more complex than several adjectives and a stereotypical archetype. i'd also love to hear the characters you have in mind!
are you interested?
nice dm me at howdy^3#6518 on discord