if you want a cute couples picrew all my selfshippers,
if you want a cute couples picrew all my selfshippers,
I’ll color this later but for now, have some Eli x Herbert tom foolery,, Herbert is not very tall, a fact he is keenly aware of. and the fact that his colleague and friend, Eli, is taller than him, is making his already embarrassing crush on them all the more mortifying! It doesn’t help that Eli finds every excuse possible to be around Herbert whenever they can! Not that he’d let them or anyone know but after the initial embarrassment and bruised ego, Herbert doesn’t really mind the fact that Eli is taller than him. Just like he doesn’t mind it anymore when they ruffle and mess up his hair, or come suuper close to gently adjust his glasses. And Herbert won’t admit it but he kinda likes the idea of having Eli just lean down slightly to press a kiss to his head,, not that he’s telling anyone about any of this, of course. how could anyone even begin to take him seriously if he was all wrapped up in this affection nonsense! But then, maybe it would be enough if just Eli took him seriously, as they always have, maybe Eli could be enough…
✨ draw you and your f/o(s) stargazing! 💖
thinking about cooking mista a meal. he fucking loves it and goes back for seconds... then for thirds... and when he's finally done eating his stomach is a little bloated and he looks at me with a soft expression and tells me "thanks for the food, babe" and kisses my cheek before heading off to do the dishes 🥺🥺🥺
Rumi is such a cuddlier and loves holding me in her arms. While she holds me, she says sweet words to me and peppers me with sweet kisses.
Blocking people does not make you a bad person.
I feel like sometimes blocking is treated as being weak, or malicious, but really it's rarely that deep. No matter the reason, being blocked means that person doesn't want to see you, and/or be seen by you. And that's okay.
Curating your dashboard for yourself is a good thing. If something makes you unhappy, uncomfortable, or just annoys you, you are allowed to block the user to make your experience on this website more enjoyable. Tumblr is already awful at letting you decide what you see, so you are allowed and encouraged to do what it takes to look out for yourself.
Blocking someone who shares f/os with you isn't a bad thing. All you're doing is preventing both sides from seeing eachother - which, when some of us are understandably uncomfortable sharing our love interests, is a healthy step to giving yourself peace of mind. It's worse to fester in discomfort and pretend you're okay, when you can just press a button and not have to see it anymore.
You owe nothing to strangers. Please put your mental health first. Block liberally, mute tags and phrases, and don't be afraid to accept that just because someone has blocked you, it doesn't necessarily mean you've done something wrong.
Take care of yourselves. ♡
Selfshipper who has memory problems
domestic kisses + sentence starters - 39 w/ clark kent
Ana opened the door slightly to their balcony of their apartment to see Clark with a sour look on his face, she knew that look on his face because she’s seen it too many times to count anymore. She softly brought her arms around his waist to hold him in close, Clark softened and stopped hovering above the ground to turn around and hold her close to him. “You can talk to me Clark, I hope you know that.” Ana spoke softly against Clark’s chest before looking at him as they slightly pulled away from one another, Clark kept a hold of her hand though as he didn’t want to let go of her at all.
“I know, I would tell you about it, but it’s like-” Clark stopped and looked at the clock in their bedroom before noticing the time, his eyes widened at the clock reading ‘11:08pm’. “It’s 11 and you have work tomorrow, I can talk to you about it later.” Ana chuckled before walking into their apartment, she smiled at Clark as his hand was still holding hers.
“Are you going to let go of my hand?” Ana asked Clark as she walked over to the bed with Clark still holding her hand and nuzzling close to her, Clark shook his head before nuzzling back into her shoulder.
“Nope.” Ana chuckled before kissing the top of Clark’s head before trying to stand up with Clark, Clark groaned as she kept moving before shaking his head at her movements. “Can we just go to bed?” Ana chuckled before shaking her head at him. “Why?”
“You need to get into pajamas then we can.” Clark almost glared at her before softly sighing as he got up from the bed and went over to their bathroom that goes into the closet. “What movie?” Ana hollered over to Clark before Clark walked out of the closet with his sweats on along with a white t-shirt as he was honestly just rushing back to cuddling with his girlfriend-boyfriend.
“I’m going to bed, but maybe Hocus Pocus.” Ana laughed as she cuddled with the blankets and pillows in the bed as she flipped through channels on her Apple TV before getting to Disney Plus then putting on Hocus Pocus for the both of them to go to sleep to. Clark slipped into bed before bringing Ana close to him as the movie started, Ana smiled before nuzzling into Clark’s touch as they watched the movie.
“Do you want to hold my hand again?” Clark nodded before Ana gave him her hand to interlock their hands together, she smiled at him before Clark kissed the top of her hand as he looked at her then TV. “Are you going to go to bed?” Ana asked Clark as he started to doze off, but shook his head at her, Ana chuckled before letting Clark put his head on her chest. “Bye, bye Miss American Pie…” Ana started humming into Clark’s ear as she combed her fingers through his hair as he nuzzled into her.
“Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry…” Clark softly sang along with Ana as he started to yawn in the middle of the phrase. Ana smiled at him before kissing the top of his head. “Your kisses mean the world to me, by the way.”
Ana chuckled before kissing his forehead then bringing her arms around him to bring him in close to her. “Yours do too.” Clark smiled before letting go of Ana’s hand and letting his arms hold her close to him. “Goodnight, Love.”
taglist: @ccselfships , @jils-things , and @edenships , @polkadotheart !! (hope it’s okay to tag y’all!!)
Shout out to self shippers with f/os the come from shipping dominated fandoms. I see you and I feel you.
Remember that you two are the only canon ship, forget all the others!
hello!!!! i just made a new lgbt-only selfship server!!!!!! it’s 13+ and we’re super chill i promise just read the rules first https://discord.gg/KVN4c4SE
I'm running on only an hour of sleep and am torn between trying to get more sleep or giving up entirely, so here, have this incorrect quote.
Iceland: I would rather date a refrigerator!
Me: *overhears this* *starts thinking*
*The next day*
*A knock is heard on the Nordic house door. Norway answers it to find a large refrigerator on the doorstep*
Norway: *visible confusion* Uhhhh...
Me: *muffled* It's me Norway. *opens the fridge to reveal me inside it with a stuffed puffin* I'm here to see Iceland.
Me: *pulls out a box of Puffins cereal and starts eating straight out of the box* *mouth full* Does Sweden have a bowl I can borrow, by the way?
Norway: *After a few seconds* Iceland, it's for you. *walks away as Iceland comes over, looking at me with a strange look on his face*
Iceland: What is it *sees me in the fridge* now.....Norway?
Mr. Puffin: *flies over* What the hell?
Me: Sup bird.
Iceland: Ali? What the hell is-?
Me: You said something about dating a refrigerator, so I figured this is the only way I was gonna get you to say yes.
Iceland: Yes to what??
Me: Will you go out with me?
Iceland: *has a look of wtf*
Me: Hey, you said you'd rather date a kitchen appliance, so this is the only way I could get you to go on a date with me.
Iceland: *exasperated* Ali, I.....*closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Me: So....is that a yes?
Mr. Puffin: You better do it big guy, she went through all the trouble of hauling her fridge out and stuffing herself inside just to ask you out!
Iceland: You are the weirdest woman I've ever met.
Soren will owe me 2 fusilli/CIABATTA content publically after this so <3, more selfship stuff and it's going under the cut bc I am embarrassed <33
Want to like share a beanbag chair with him and like rest my legs over his and read together
Laying my head in his lap and just staring up at him on lazy days
Or just like laying on the couch together and just talking about nothing in particular or super deep stuff and just like cupping his face in my hands and kissing him
I'd send him texts throughout the day too when he's gone off doing his gang stuff and make sure he's doing ok
Wanna take him on dates to anywhere, I think he'd make anything enjoyable even if it was something mundane like the grocery store
Would have a projector and watch movies on that, and probably watch either romantic movies or really bad ones
I think it would be really fun to go to an arcade with him and do two player games together (esp racing ones)
Would also take him to a bookstore and just hold his hand as we browsed books or like finding books that the other might like and reading the summaries to each other
Or even playing board games together (I feel like he'd enjoy the game of Life or maybe even Sorry (although the 4 pieces might cause some problems))
Also maybe Battleship too!
Hi having selfship thoughts on mista please disregard me I need to get this out of my system right this instant
Bro I am kissing the top of his stupid hat I love him
Imagining taking his hat off after a long day (of getting shot <3) and running my fingers through his hair to detangle it or even just helping him wash his hair if he's too tired to do it, and working the shampoo and conditioner through and slowly combing it
Or probably burning food when cooking together bc we got very distracted talking about something stupid
Or doing weekly romcom nights
Want to read him to sleep like either cuddling or his head on my lap
Also probably wake up in the middle of the night and talk about really stupid stuff
Wanna lay my head on his chest and reach up and play w his hair or just like wrap my arms around him and hold him close
Would steal his cropped sweaters and wear them
Would get small beds for the sex pistols and tuck them in would also pack lunch for him
Just wanna hold his hand or even like paint his nails
Want to like hold his hands in mine and rest my head on his shoulder and just relax
Or just sit on his lap and rest my head against his
Want to just curl up next to his side and feel the tension slip away or have him just hold me
Literally so sorry for anyone reading this but i will be cringe on main ok
10,000 years of back pain be upon ye
Reference sheets for both my G.enshin S/I (elaine is someone who is a part of Jadyn's story) shipped with R.hodeia, and my new human R.hodeia design!! I'm pretty proud of how these two images turned out :0
[ okay to reblog as long as you don't fall under my dni !! ]
taglist [pm or send an ask off anon if you'd like to be added or removed from my taglist]: @togami-mon-amour @void-kissed @iammarriedtotwogamiirl @cxrpsedance @thatslikesometaldude @gothships @strawberryshipz @softskiesahead @ava-ships