*seductively crawls out of hell* hi
*seductively crawls out of hell* hi
balance has been restored!
to celebrate we're going to the aquarium and you can all pick out whatever you want at the gift shop. you've earned it guys. we're gonna get matching keychains too
The amount of men who would date me in a second if I gave them a chance is always shocking to me because like okay yea I do think I’m pretty and attractive and so yea I’m sure I’d have admirers but the intensity that they show is so weird?? I know I’m a catch but still I also at the same time don’t feel that special but men seem to think so and it really baffles me. I’m not complaining, it just feels so weird after growing up in a religious background where sex and attraction is so bad unless you’re viewing it for marriage. I could hook up with at least 4 guys off the top of my head right now if I wanted to.. it’s crazy for me to think about and even imagine.
the way cunts with mental illness luv x online literally is the most self-centered bullshit its so incredibly funny. like literally i GET it bugs has the kind of anxiety where u walk out into public n ur like omg everyone’s looking at me im so humiliated to be alive i should just die but ur like just at the fucking grocery store so like seriously i understand bad anxiety but at a certain point. u have got to unclench ur assholes and understand. that other people with other needs and wants and feelings exist and those needs and wants and feelings r not always congruent w your own needs and wants and feelings & just start fucking managing ur own issues w/o assuming people venting about assholery + dipshittery in service jobs is a personal attack on ur mental illness luv x. if that means putting a fucking sticky note on ur laptop that reads in bold print “NOT EVERY POST IS AN ATTACK ON YOU” then by all means.
No singlet will know the experience of feeling like the character you're hyperfixating on and not knowing if it's an identity shift or a part shift.
yosuke homophobia moments
help i might be a terrible friend
why is my careers mentor the most passive aggressive person ever over text but when you meet her in irl she's totally fine??
For FUCKS SAKE. I guess woman's soccer is just full of unwelcome overtimes today isnt it
SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY FELLOW GAYS WHO CAN'T DO A KEY SMASH
LIKE WTF IS THIS:
I remember when I had the crack idea to compare everyone in CATCF to Christian Borle to figure out their heights.
Spoiler alert, everyone's pretty short.
Hotel Del Luna: The kdrama which made you fully believe that you would get to meet IU after you died, only in the form of an awesome, but disgruntled and annoyed hotel owner.
Strong Woman Do Bong Soon: The drama which made you fall in love with the main couple and you realized that you will never find a significant other like Ahn Min Hyuk or Do Bong Soon.
Hwarang: The kdrama where you wanted to give everyone a hug and slap the queen and the princess. The best couple does not happen to be the main couple.
High Society: The Drama which made you a simp for all the main characters and you probably ended up shipping Lee Ji Yi and Chang-Soo more than the main couple.
The Penthouse: That One kdrama which made you angry at EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER. Also, Min Seol Ah deserved better.
The Sweet Blood: Another Kdrama which made you fall in love with ALL the main characters. Who do I want to date more, Yoon Chi Woo, or Yeon So? You tell me
The Producers: The kdrama which made you wait for that one scene where Jisoo, Dara and IU were all there in the same frame so you could screenshot it and cry because of their combined talent, beauty, and awesomeness for the next fourteen hours. Also, IU and Go Ara together was iconic.
Snowdrop: The kdrama which you may have forgotten about since there is no sign of it's release date. [Just kidding, it's going to release in September and I'm so excited to see Jisoo on the big screen :)]
Saying you like Pink Diamond on Instagram is practically starting a war zone. Your chances of finding idiots skyrocket.