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  • talesspin
    01.12.2021 - 7 minutes ago
    #I FEEL CALLED OUT #;; a shark pup ;; ooc
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  • pembrokewkorgi
    01.12.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    A dumb idea that has been floating in my head for quite a while, so I finally put it onto paper. Surge with Surge! Let's be honest. She's totally the type that would drink it.

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  • bonkie-barnes
    01.12.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    ...Merry Christmas?

    natasha romanoff x gn!reader (ft. jeff the landshark)

    word count: 640

    warnings: i curse twice, sorry

    A/N: welcome to jeffmas!!!! i have decided (if all goes to plan) i will be posting a holiday jeff fic every wednesday of december! a very special thanks to my co-president of the jeff cult, @wolferine , for the inspiration and the support to write for jeff. i hope you like it :)

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    The holiday season always seems to make everything ten times more stressful than it needs to be. You can’t think of one person who isn’t, at least, a little bit more stressed during the month of December.

    It’s with this sentiment you trudge home through the melting snow on the ground. You silently rejoice when your front steps come into view. Your heart picks up speed at the sight of lights inside.

    Natasha is home.

    She’d been away on a mission for the last week and a half, and you miss her desperately.

    As you enter your house, Liho comes up to rub against your ankles. You’re so exhausted and excited at the prospect of seeing Natasha again that your mind doesn’t even register the second cat bed sitting on the floor in the living room.

    “Natasha?” you yell into the silence, hoping to locate the redhead.

    She peeks her head out of the hall closet, hairs that have fallen loose from her bun flying wildly.

    “Oh! Hi, love. What’s up?” she asks you nervously.

    “What’s with the tone, Nat. And why are you in the closet?”

    “Uh...so, funny story.”

    You raise your eyebrow at her.

    “Don’t worry about it! Why don’t you go get changed into some comfy clothes, and I’ll be right there.” She flashes you one of her dazzling smiles.

    You decide to humor her. Despite being a world-class spy, Natasha is quite bad at surprises when it comes to you. She’s been permanently cut out of the Avengers’ planning committee for your birthday parties.

    After changing out of your work clothes, you decide to stop by the kitchen to make something warm to drink. You’re still shivering from your walk home.

    You’re shocked out of your thoughts by the wagging shark tail sticking out of your pantry. The shriek that leaves your body is not human.

    Natasha softly groans from her spot in the hall. This must be her secret, and you’ve found it before she wanted you to.

    “Um, babe? Do you want to explain the fucking shark in our kitchen?” you shout to your girlfriend.

    At your voice, the tail turns around. It's attached to a portly shark with four tiny legs. He looks up at you and rubs his face against your ankles just like Liho did. You’re silent as he confidently struts out of the kitchen with a mouthful of your snacks. You watch as he trots over to the second cat bed, that you’re just now noticing, and gets comfortable. Liho seems uncharacteristically unfazed. Natasha is concerned you've gone into shock.

    “Natasha?”

    “Yes, love?”

    “What just happened?” you ask in disbelief.

    “...Merry Christmas?”

    There are no words in the English language you can think of to respond to this situation. You silently stand there in the kitchen, Natasha nervously wringing her hands, for what feels like hours. The occasional disbelieving glance from you is sent over towards the landshark that’s taken up residence in your living room. Finally, you speak up.

    “Does he have a name?”

    Natasha breathes a small sigh of relief. She’s not sure that she’s completely out of the dog house, but at least you’re not immediately throwing him out. She mumbles something faintly. You’re not sure you heard her correctly.

    “I’m sorry. What?”

    “I said his name is Jeff,” she sighs defeatedly.

    You bark out a laugh. “That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard!”

    Natasha’s shoulders finally release the remaining tension. Maybe it’ll be okay after all.

    You gather her hand in yours and lead her into the living room. The sight of Liho and Jeff asleep on their respective beds warms your heart. You’ve only known him for a few minutes, but you’re sure you’d do anything for him.

    Little do you know just how much that’s going to come back and bite you in the ass.

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    taglist: @007giu @vancityfire13

    #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x gn!reader #natasha romanoff x gender neutral reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff#black widow #jeff the land shark #marvel
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  • kyleecarrigan
    01.12.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    It’s gonna get harder and harder to top these as she gets older. But she outgrew the unicorn T-Rex and has almost outgrown the cartoon of her going into battle on the Pegasus so she gets Jeff the land-shark and pizza this year.

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  • linked-universe-discord
    01.12.2021 - 20 minutes ago
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  • notpulpcovers
    01.12.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    From FURY, Jan 1961, art by Phil Ronfor https://flic.kr/p/2mwYdMf

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  • sunbentsky
    01.12.2021 - 27 minutes ago

    'My child turned out fine' your child has Marty Robbins in their top 5 artists in 2021

    #ooc: sharks are smooth in all directions #spotify wrapped #this is so fucking funny #i anticipated pmj and lil nas and orville #and even captain tractor #but absolutely did see my mans marty coming #amazing #im so excited have all my fave spngs from this year in one playlist aaaa
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  • mayableu
    01.12.2021 - 29 minutes ago

    New shark tooth candle coming soon😍

    Perfect for stocking stuffers!

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  • subzeromnx
    01.12.2021 - 36 minutes ago
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  • redroadsmediapoliticsnews
    01.12.2021 - 56 minutes ago

    Heart-stopping moment massive shark chases surfers as they frantically paddle back to shore

    Heart-stopping moment massive shark chases surfers as they frantically paddle back to shore

    THIS is the dramatic moment two surfers were chased by a huge shark as they frantically tried to race back to shore. Heart-stopping footage shows the beast’s dorsal fin poking out of the water in Puerto Rico as choppy waves crash around it \- just feet away from the pair. Two people in the water ‘… ‘ Read Full Text

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    #Heart-stopping moment massive shark chases surfers as they frantically paddle back to shore #News#Politics#Top#UK#US
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  • sunbentsky
    01.12.2021 - 59 minutes ago

    tumblr trying to show off the #diversitywin in how only some 20% of ships trending this year were m/f and then you look at their top list and many of them are ships involving real people and incest like..... babygirl that’s not a win xx

    #OOC: sharks are smooth in all directions #hate to see it
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  • from-the-embers
    01.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #guys i am obsessed with Alexander Shark's photography #the colors and the lighting........................... omg #it just hits all the right spots #halt#night#evening#roadtrip#light#landcsape#mountains#hills#field#air#warm#cold#april#spring#jeans#eyes#sky#clouds#mist#fog#explore#flickr#dark#darkness#forest#trees#spruce
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  • brackenfur
    01.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    woooooooo my friends invited me out for drinks tomorrow night 😎

    #shark noises #i’m so happy i have a good group of friends omggg #i’m going to see mimi in january and i have my friends at work who love me….am i finally winning ?
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  • yennasmommy
    01.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    just gave birth to a jellyfish

    #shark week 🦈🩸
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  • corvidable
    01.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    RAVS IS HERE <3

    #also theyre putting the harpoonable shark plushie at the top of the tree. impaling it
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  • babylon-crashing
    01.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    profundo

    That was the year the cicadas started

    in my skull. Their buzz-saw droning; the fraught

    song of dust and summer, I'm told. Bleated

    noise. It came with the pneumonia. I thought

    it was part of the fever. If my ghost

    shark can haunt me during delirium

    why not raucous bugs in the innermost

    depths of my ear? Soon my fever's bedlam

    faded but the sing-song did not. Even

    now, love, as I write this, the din's low groan

    keeps me distraught. I wake with radio

    static, thinking the dark bellowed. Listen.

    Only I can hear it, that deep bass drone;

    what hell's divas call, “Basso profundo.”

    ][][

    Notes:

    In opera the lowest vocal range that a tenor can go is called basso profundo. Starting around a year ago I began developing tinnitus, a ringing in the ears like radio static that is often accompanied by hearing loss. In the last two months or so it has gone from a dull buzz that I could ignore to a much louder droning which wakes me up at night. I find the sort of disconnected musing I need, such as when I'm writing, harder now.

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  • theskywaslookingback
    01.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    The two scariest movies of all time are Jaws and Dark Crystal and you cannot change my mind

    #i used to have nightmares about those puppets #can’t even look at clips of that movie as an adult it makes me feel like my brain is melting #jaws is a different sort of dread but just as vivid #i had a panic attack the first time i watched it when the shark attacked the boat cuz i was like 7 #and to this day i can’t sit through that movie i start hyperventilating like twenty minutes in
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  • bullyshark
    01.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Sometimes Shark pretends she is a German Shepherd

    (She's stalking a bird)

    #the only way she is allowed to pretend to be a gsd #no other ways #do not want #dogblr #the shark pup #staffordshire bull terrier #staffy#staffy bull#dog#adventure shark #the sand shark #beach puppy#shark's folly
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