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  • mildbobbysauce
    06.12.2021 - 41 minutes ago

    SpongeBob SquarePants characters from least to most capable of becoming a Tumblr Sexyman

    This is a joke please don't hurt me

    Patrick Star

    Unfortunately Tumblr's type tends to be more on the waify side so Patrick's chances of reaching sexyman notoriety are pretty slim on top of not really embodying the snarky/cocky man type that was typically sought after. If he was a bit nicer I'd say he has a chance filling in whatever niche Sans Undertale was filling at the time.

    SpongeBob SquarePants

    Now I can't say that SpongeBob can't be sexy because Ethan Slater's Broadway performance has thoroughly proved me wrong in that regard, but the cartoon sponge as we typically know him feels a bit too goofy and innocent to have any sex appeal. It'd be like making Mickey Mouse or Mario a sexyman. Also he's literally a square.

    "But Bill Cipher is a triangle!" I hear you say, "and they still sexualized him!"

    And to that I say Bill had the benefit of being a villain. Not only that but in a show that not only had child protagonists, the few adult characters that did exist weren't exactly sexyman material. Bill was a case of limitation breeding innovation (see also: Onceler). If Bill was a well meaning magical triangle man surrounded by handsome twinks I don't think there would have been nearly as many Tumblr users lusting after him. SpongeBob has a better chance of reaching "Cinnamon Roll" status than "Sexyman" status.

    Eugene H. Krabs

    Now hear me out because while I'm not sure Eugene would be capable of reaching the 2012 Tumblr version of a "Sexyman" I think he's still got a few things going for him. He's older, he's a father, and his navy buddies literally nicknamed him "Armor Abs Krabs". I think he can find his way into Twitter Sexyman status as they typically appreciate the more seasoned dilfy types. Also he's sugar daddy material.

    Larry the Lobster

    Larry is the one of the more traditionally attractive characters in the show in that in-universe he is meant to be seen as such. He's got a lot going for him: he's handsome, selfless (he is a lifeguard), well meaning, and a little dumb. That being said, those traits feel more in tune with today's standards that favor meathead himbos with with hearts of gold (see also: Clone high JFK) rather than the 2012 cynical lanky men with cocky attitudes. Speaking of which...

    Squidward Q. Tentacles

    He's skinny, he's a smart ass, he's cocky, and he occasionally plays an antagonist role. With SpongeBob being too busy taking up the "Cinnamon Roll" title, that leaves his costar ripe for the picking, especially when those few shining moments of Squidward actually caring for said cinnamon roll shine through? Prepare to scroll by gifset after gifset of the latest Squidbob moments every week.

    He'd practically have Tumblr eating out of his tentacles.

    Squilliam Fancyson

    He's got most of what I mentioned above about Squidward on top of the fact that he's a villain. He has a rivalry with another strong sexyman candidate so you KNOW folks who shipped Catradora or Solider 76/Reaper would be all over this enemies/lovers shit. Couple this with how little screentime he has which allows users to project any number of preferences (read: kinks) on his less than fleshed out personality and it makes him prime for the kind of sexyman who gets dozens of rp ask blogs based on him that flesh him out more than the entire series could ever care to do. "Any Squidward ask blogs wanna rp?"

    Sheldon J. Plankton

    If you asked me 1 year ago whether Plankton was capable of being a tumblr sexyman I'd laugh. Sure, his Broadway version had quite a few folks hot and bothered, but just like with SpongeBob, I don't think the character himself has a leg to stand on outside of that. I know that Plankton tends to show up in jokes about the types of characters that would be considered sexymen if their shows premiered during this era of tumblr since his cynical villainous nature works in his favor, but in the end I'd say his over all silly nature works too much against him.

    That is, until Deltarune chapter 2 came out and y'all fell in love with that weird short puppet robot guy. I don't understand it honestly but I've also never played Undertale or Deltarune so I won't judge. I've heard some say that the Spamton sexyman phenomena exists more on TikTok than Tumblr (which prefers to give him the "my little meow meow" title) but as far as I'm concerned it walks and quacks like a duck. Sheldon is absolutely sexyman material.


    I can already here you all doubting me but just follow me for a sec. He's got so much of what I've mentioned above that he is practically begging to become a Tumblr Sexyman. 1) He's a minor villain with an appealing enough design to catch our attention. 2) but he has a flat enough personality [due to few appearances] to project onto. 3) He was clearly shown to have a soft side on multiple occasions. 4) He's surrounded by characters who are, to most, not sexually appealing. 5) He's hot. (BONUS: he already comes w a tickling fetish if you're into that kind of stuff.). Manray has the sexyman recipe patented and we've all been fools for not noticing it sooner.

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  • zaeluvstommo
    06.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    others: sheldon never noticed that leonard’s bully looks just like his father. why!!!

    uh, raj never noticed that leonard’s mother is donna’s bestfriend from mamma mia so???

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  • incorrect-life-of-me
    06.12.2021 - 7 hours ago

    okay so i already asked tiktok, but which movie/tv should i watch first out of my list:

    good omens  black monday big mouth station 19 hazbin hotel  911 smash the good fight  little shop of horrors  rocky horror picture show tik tik boom the outsiders  blindspotting. 

    #i wanna watch all of these #but my adhd ass will only let me watch tiktok #fizzalott#or smeegi #stg my brain needs to let me do other things #LIKE I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED SHAMELESS- #the only show i actively watch is greys anatomy please send help #also almost started watchin private pratice again for charlotte and sheldon and cooper (and addison and amelia but shhh) #i have issues #good omens #and then also black monday #big mouth#station 19#hazbin hotel#911#smash #the good fight #little shop of horrors #rocky horror picture show #tik tik boom #the outsiders#blindspotting
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  • trickbuster
    06.12.2021 - 7 hours ago

    My piece for @ygosszine !  Really glad I got to work on this project

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  • avalancheandre
    06.12.2021 - 8 hours ago

    go off sheldon

    #toronto maple leafs #leafs lb#sheldon keefe#nhl
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  • thepassionthatunitesusall
    06.12.2021 - 8 hours ago

    SHELDON?! 💀💀

    #ok so he's upset #good to know #hockey#nhl #toronto maple leafs #sheldon keefe
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  • batmanonthecover
    06.12.2021 - 8 hours ago

    BATMAN #180 - May 1966

    Cover Art: Gil Kane


    Script: Robert Kanigher

    Art: Sheldon Moldoff as “Bob Kane” (Pencils), Joe Giella (Inks), Gasper Saladino (Letters)

    Characters:  Batman [Bruce Wayne]; Robin [Dick Grayson]; a Yogi (introduction); Death-Man (villain, introduction, death); Death-Man's gang (villains, introduction for all)

    Synopsis: Batman stops a crook in a skeleton costume who boasts that he will escape justice. On the way from the courtroom, the man falls over and apparently dies, a fact that haunts the Batman, especially when he thinks of the man's boast. When Death-Man reappears, the Caped Crusaders get him again, only to have him die a second time, only to be resurrected again. Batman wonders: will the third time be the "lucky" charm that ends this menace?

    Batman story #1,130

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  • reportwire
    06.12.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Democrats see Christmas goal slipping away

    Democrats see Christmas goal slipping away

    The goal for Democrats was to pass President BidenJoe BidenChina eyes military base on Africa’s Atlantic coast: report Biden orders flags be flown at half-staff through Dec. 9 to honor Dole Biden heading to Kansas City to promote infrastructure package MORE‘s sweeping climate and social spending package by Christmas, but that is slipping away as the Senate bogs down in one time-consuming fight…

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  • watermelonseb
    06.12.2021 - 13 hours ago

    The truly important question, thank you Sheldon!

    #f1#toto wolff #sheldon van der linde #tw jeddah gp #saudi arabian gp 2021 #honestly™️
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  • thefringeperson
    06.12.2021 - 13 hours ago

    What would it be like if Sheldon and Penny from the Big Bang Theory suddenly found themselves in the Star Wars universe?

    Because I’m betting that Penny saw the Original Trilogy just because everyone was and Leia was a strong female character, and then also watched the Prequel Trilogy because Ewan McGregor made for a very attractive Young Obi-Wan.

    At the same time we know that Sheldon is every kind of nerd for sci-fi and sci-fact, and while his status as a dedicated Trekkie is given a lot more attention than his enjoyment of Star Wars, he’s someone who says “yes to all!” rather than being on one side or the other of the Trek vs Wars debate.  Well, unless he’s specifically set up to do one and then the other comes along, then he gets upset about gatecrashing.

    I just think it would be really interesting to see Empathetic Penny and Has So Many Theories Sheldon thrown into the Star Wars universe.  Especially if they get to interact with their favourite characters.

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  • incorrect-skywave-quotes
    06.12.2021 - 15 hours ago

    Walter: So you and Grace are together now?

    Sheldon: Yes, we are.

    Walter: Why?

    Sheldon: Well, I happen to find Grace very appealing.

    Walter: I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in HER head.

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  • incorrect-skywave-quotes
    06.12.2021 - 15 hours ago

    George: All the haters are like, “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

    George: And it’s like, I’m wanted by a lot of people, okay? That’s the price of being pretty.

    George: Anyway, I may have committed a smidge of treason.

    #Sheldon is screeching in the background #Grace is laughing #george hutchence#jupiter's legacy
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  • leafsgm
    06.12.2021 - 19 hours ago

    2021.12.05 | Leafs @ Jets | ???

    #please #we just need a camera on him #the entire game #sheldon keefe#hockey #toronto maple leafs
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  • leafsgm
    06.12.2021 - 19 hours ago

    2021.12.05 | Leafs @ Jet | ****

    #the usual#sheldon keefe#hockey #toronto maple leafs
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  • musiccomicnerdperson
    06.12.2021 - 20 hours ago

    Possibly not a popular opinion but Community>Big Bang Theory

    Abed Nadir>Sheldon Cooper

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  • tavaresfucker
    06.12.2021 - 22 hours ago

    pov: justin holl is playing 20+ minutes a night on your second pairing and travis dermott is sitting in the damn press box

    #im at my fucking limit sheldon #leafs lb
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  • ponybabyboy
    06.12.2021 - 23 hours ago

    Ponyboy & Cherry - Secret

    this was supposed to be an edit not an fanfic😂 but looks good right?

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  • thelonelynindroid
    05.12.2021 - 23 hours ago

    I do not and I cannot stress this enough want to watch Young fucking Sheldon

    #ms. netfix i am here for queer found family theives and them only. fuck outta here with young fucking sheldon #NO WAY IT JUST FUCKING CAME UP AGAIN WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS #I SHIT YOU NOT #TINY SHELDON CAN KISS MY ASS ADVERTISE ME SOMETHING ELSE CHALLENGE??? #alexprobablytalksshit#netflix
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  • i-fixate-on-stuff
    05.12.2021 - 1 day ago

    One day I’m going to write a book with an autistic main character(s) and it’s going to be the best damn autistic representation anyone has ever seen ever

    #Please writers I am begging you #STOP making “Sheldon Cooper 2.0” and then declare it good autistic representation #You know what I would do??? For good autistic representation???
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