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  • thebtssoulmateline
    04.08.2021 - 1 minute ago

    The way some people handle the lack of their favourite pairing in the Memories DVD tells you an awful lot.

    #the SHIT I am reading #some shippers are like hey whatever #I love them all anyway #while others are seriously losing their minds #and accusing members of ridiculous things #it’s concerning
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  • gaia-rising
    04.08.2021 - 1 minute ago

    Just saw the dress Miley Cyrus wore in her most recent backyard sessions concert on ssense for the small price of $8,000 😭

    #they have it in my size too 😭 #oh to be a rich celebrity who gets shit for free
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  • maeo-png
    04.08.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    “mcyt stans all suck”

    simon yogscast did not sing Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding out for a hero” as a minecraft version for you to say that

    #duuuuude who knew playing stardew again would bring me back to my yogscast childhood #i grew up with yogscast and holy shit the memories #yogscast #i remember my mum telling me that i should stop watching them because they swear a lot and i would start swearing a lot #she was right of course i say fuck every day #but that’s because i didn’t stop :) #simon singing archer hero was my introduction to the song by bonnie tyler
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  • wbad-world
    04.08.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    I'm sure the idea has been explored multiple times in canon Code Geass fanfiction (or maybe not, because I haven't read any that did), but...

    If Cornelia and Lelouch worked together in the Britannian military...

    #code geass #lelouch vi britannia #cornelia li britannia #sibling goals #wbad shit posts
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  • hotgirlsrk
    04.08.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    you don't know that she's asian.......she could be korean

    #best moment in history #ananya talks shit
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  • nicira
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    it’s fuck this shit already

    #I have fucking French first #I didn’t learn SHIT in French last year #oml #— mira speaks.....
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  • heartburstings
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    funny headcanon i made up just now because i love myself and heed nothing: matt fell a little bit in love w peter during all you there but he doesn't kno. like also he had a gay awakening during rolling but he wasn't aware it was a gay awakening, u kno. idc that there's no evidence for this. this is for no other reason than i think it would be funny if matt's one-sided rivalry with jason was that much more intense. like now he hates jason..but he loves him..but he hates him..but he wants to be him..bc he's dating ivy..but also he's dating peter..but also ivy...but he hates him bc he's playing and toying w them... and bc he is romeo.. but he loves him... valedictorian..but he hates him..but he loves him.... then just explodes internalizing all that bc he was just not built for bottling that many conflicting emotions. why r u so jealous of jason matt? perhaps bc he is a man, who is dating a man, and also a woman? like ok matt... bi wrongs <3

    #wynn speaks #bare: a pop opera #somebody conk me out. i'm ready #i need it. i need it before i start saying more shit
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  • nunap
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    I was a bit overwhelmed but now I'm gonna support skz even more

    #jealousy is a disease and probably ur faves still suck shit even if the fave is who i think
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  • winterandwords
    04.08.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    So it hit me the other day just how fucking HARD it was to quit smoking. Rewind. I've known people who smoked for years even though they hated the taste and the smell. I was not one of those people. I liked every. single. part. of the experience of smoking. I joke about having an oral fixation, but. Yeah. I even liked the smell of it on other people. On someone else's hands. And the combination of cigarette smoke and a leather jacket holy mother of fuck yes. I quit because smoking was expensive and there's a whole list of shit I don't want to die of, or at least if I die of those things I get to tell myself it wasn't my fault. It took me four attempts to quit over a period of five or six years and I only managed it with the help of vaping, which I then had to work down to zero nic before I could quit that. I still twirl pens around my fingers and crack my knuckles and pull at threads on sweaters because something to do with my hands.

    Here's the thing. I still miss smoking. It's hard not to. I dream about it sometimes and wake up feeling guilty, but also like...part of my brain wants a cigarette. Part of my process for dealing with this is to dump my verging-on-creepy smoking fetish on characters I write. It helps.

    One of the books I'm writing at the moment is basically crime, murder, drugs and toxic relationships. The people in it are terrible. They do terrible things. It is not a moral guidebook or an aspirational tale. My search history for researching certain parts of this book probably has me on a list somewhere. It is the reason I now use a VPN.

    Back to the other day. I wrote a scene where a character offers a pack of cigarettes to another character who has struggled to quit smoking and finally managed it. Bear in mind the character doing the offering has spent his career using his legit job as a cover for stealing vast quantities of money he didn't need but he got a kick out of dishonesty on a grand scale. The character who quit smoking made his living killing people and the most he ever worried about any of it was getting blood on his coat.

    And my brain was like "EXCUSE ME, but you cannot just offer cigarettes to someone who recently quit smoking. That is literally the worst thing in this book so far." That's the weight smoking carries in my head. La la la white-collar crime and brutal murder and emotionally manipulative codependency but PUT THOSE CIGARETTES AWAY THIS INSTANT, YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER.

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  • returnofdedsec
    04.08.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    Nobody keeps a fandom alive by gay trans men and marble hornets is testament to that

    #i am NOT saying mh is dead but like. seeing an active tag makes me shit my pants #Izt
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  • polymatthews
    04.08.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    I talk abt (and think abt) the wedding episode so much

    And i can't help it

    Because it is so fucking unreal that the writers really DID THAT in that episode

    #And its not like before this shit shawn wasnt especially soft with cory and its not like he always chose cory over everything #AND its not like shawn always wanted a relationship like cory and topangas and never quite found it #And its not like corys one of shawns favorite people and as kids all he talked about is how they'd be together forever thru everything #And its not like cory is shawns best relationship #Then for them to pull THAT EPISODE OUT #Like its a sitcom they couldve let cory and topanga just get married quick and show effects after #But nah they said we gonna pretty much use the most obvious romance trope on the day of the wedding #And then everything's gonna be magically okay like it never happened #Fucking UNREAL. #Michael jacobs i wanna talk......
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  • thursdayg1rl
    04.08.2021 - 13 minutes ago

    as soon as I started listening to music properly again i've been feeling way more mentally ill coincidence I think not

    #actually feel like shit for some reason #blaming it on the month of august im just feeling a bit sad its whatever #yesterday didnt go that badly but I still felt so lonely #accepting the fact I will never have real friends it is what it is #😹 #just sicj of this summer sick of not seeing anyone sick of sitting in my room sick of feeling useless etcetc
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  • andrew-minyards-bitch
    04.08.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    sexy people still don’t know how to type with both of their hands and use two index fingers instead of all ten fingers

    #:) #i’m so sexy #shit post
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  • yutyrant
    04.08.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    I dunt understand drinks beyond consumption but the fact there is no pomegranate based liquer im aware of.

    It must have been tried. Anyone with a brain would try it. And if it isnt possible in a way that fucks (as it would deserve) by god then this universe is simply a failed one. The factor at play responsible for this slight is the exact same one putting any obstacle in the way of me crushing puss constantly and with offputtingly severe intent. The fact i dont even have conversations anymore takes a backseat. Irrelevant.

    [Tries to explain why pomegranates are so good but its only even more offputting because it ties directly into my plant-based-fried-chicken diatribe in which im fascinated with the dismemberment process of what im consuming to the point a truecrime youtuber would definitely try to qualify as a warning sign of Imbalanced Humours as outlined in the dsm-5]

    #sipping. cointrue. however the shit you spell it. the oily orange #looking it up and finding they made a fucking. cherry drank. alcohowlic bevridje. what the fuck. i bet that tastes. [end of sentence] #seeing a goog result saying pomegranates have too low a sugar concentration to be effectively fermented. what the fuck. what the fuck #WHO TOOK THE SUGAR OUT... PUT IT BACK............. FAIL TIMELINE [FACEPALM]
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  • hotgirlsrk
    04.08.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    i'm bored

    #time 2 watch gordon ramsay compilations ig #ananya talks shit
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  • asselinssatan
    04.08.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    head empty, only twirling craig in the metro parade

    #tomi's sp shit
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  • delusion-of-negation
    04.08.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    has anybody ever put the lyrics to bonkers on one of those dramatic black and white gifsets?

    "I wake up everyday it's a daydream Everythin' in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in too deep"

    like, if you didn't know that was bonkers...

    #half asleep feeling like shit got stuff to do and it's playing on repeat in my brain #and I'm like bro this would be hilarious
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  • ancapadalecki
    04.08.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    George and Minx laughing menacingly while joking about Bad eating ass reminded me why i loved their dynamic so much in the LOH era

    #they were both laughing at the most stupid shit this podcast #really missed their interactions #georgenotfound#justaminx
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  • yourplayersaidwhat
    04.08.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    “Did we just kill Strahd ON ACCIDENT?!”

    “That is objectively the best way to kill Strahd.”

    #submission#shareable#dnd #shit my players say #rpg #killing things for fun and profit
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  • polymatthews
    04.08.2021 - 22 minutes ago

    I wish i could poll those wedding guests

    #By show of hands how many were ready for a love confession? #And by show of hands how many of u just recognized immediately that this was about platonic best friendship and nothing else? #Not a single person? 🧐 Wow ok interesting results thank u #Lol imagine going to a wedding in the late 90s and someone calls u about it in 2021 talking abt 'do u remember when that guy stormed in' #Or some shit
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