More tales from abiguous language class: today he taught us the sign for LGBT. Except there was one problem.
Now listen, LGBTQ is I guess aight. It’s pushing it, but sure. Have your Q. But ohoho, he didn’t stop there. We’ve got LGBTQIAPN, yes? But no. That’s not it. We’ve got LGBTQIP2SAN+. That was the order, if I’m remembering right. I’m probably not. But those were all the letters.
I wish I could say I remained calm but I know with full certainty my teacher saw the way my jaw continued to drop in absolute horror and disbelief as he Kept. On. Typing.
I never, in my wildest nightmares, could have imagined this future. I feel like I have ascended to a new level of humanity, one full of unfathomable possibilities.
Are they good possibilities?
Do I wish I could return to the mortal plane?
I must meditate on this. I must ground my spirit in this newfound world.
Wish me luck.