Alright guys, it’s been a great run, but in the event that @shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees is actually a murder, I just want to say it was fun, and I love all of you

i promised myself i wouldn’t write witcher fic i promised myself i wouldn’t write witcher fic i promISED MYSELF I WOULDN’T WRITE WITCHER F–

unrelated: note to self - add to that witcher fic on my dash

Elves are just gay dwarves who are faking a metal allergy so they don’t have to do any work.

you’re not ethically ambiguous you’re just walmart white

Can’t we make a gym that’s just pedalling machines and when you use it you produce electricity and thus the gym is free for everyone

fucka u

Fun Ghoul watched an old western once and became obsessed with it. He’s constantly doing shitty southern accents and uses Cowboy Lingo. Jet and Party finds it annoying, and Kobra will join in sometimes

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When you activated an easter egg and you get sent to the Guidance Counselor

• Me, watching Ep 1 of The Untamed: Huh, this guy Wei Wuxian seems to have some kind of heavy past, but hopefully they won't go into it too much so I don't end up getting too emotionally invested.

I don't ‘dress up’ for boys I dress up so I can pass by a shop window and see my own reflection and pretend like I live in a 90s coming-of-age indie film

To the person making the monthly period donations to my uterus: thanks I hate it.

i like referring to completely mundane things like im a shitty apprentice wizard who cant actually cast anything. ‘water’ is now potion of thirst quenching and knives are wands that make halves. coffee is just elixir that makes you poop. everything can be magical if we apply magical terms to it. go hog wild

If you quote vines, watch the office and listen to lorde, you’re a college girl, 100% no exception

Disappointed, yet strangely aroused.

*laying dead in the woods while video killed the radio star blares deafeningly from all angles*