That moment when you tell someone you can beat them on tye dance floor and they start dancing for some reason
will, rollerblading into silent city with sunglasses and a piña colada: jem, you're not gonna fucking believe this,
Babygirl, you don't understand , I am emotionally attached to those empty plastic containers and Pringles cans.
you can’t escape the friendship Shinsô. accept your fate ~
(yes I ship it, shhh)
Shinso & Deku, My Hero Academia
can’t believe this one is my most liked post on instagram, holy hell
my bday is May 4th and if I don’t see Hange outside my door i’m going to be pissed
fitz: truth or dare
sophie: truth
fitz: when was the last time you slept?
sophie: . . . dare
fitz: i dare you to sleep
sophie: i don't like this game-
(( Should I be awake? No but here I am watching the promised neverland and playing yttd. No one can tell me to go to sleep >:) ))
Some people on here don’t seem to be able to cope with their fave characters having different opinions than them on serious topics.
I meanwhile understand the original Kamen Rider would consider tentacle p*rn a sign of the depravity and desensitization brought on by soulcrushing captialism , but would politely disagree that concept isn’t salvageable.
How the FUCK do you Explain/Say to your VERY Strict Christian Family that is Most definitely Homophobic,
That your about as Straight as a FUCKING CIRCLE, You don’t Want to have Children the Regular Way Or Do Anything of THAT Sort EVER, Dislike the Gender you’ve Been Assigned, You want to Dress Differently then what They Want, and you Don’t Necessarily believe in God or the Bible?
Just thinking about trying to fucking tell them makes me want to cry because I know none of them will accept me and will try to fucking change me.
Currently in a size 10 shoe box please don't bother me.
Thank you
— The Squeege
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife.
I have a powerful job.
She criticizes me for being egocentric.
Ha ha ha.
knowing my libido it's surprising I'm a very low t producing man
