#shitposting Tumblr posts

  • dianaprinceownsmyass
    04.08.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    everything is about the cw's supernatural, except the cw's supernatural, which is about a better supernatural that exists in all of our heads

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  • nursebatshit
    04.08.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Bell: *successfully seduces a NPC during the safehouse crew's weekly DnD game*

    Woods: Can I roll to seduce another player's character?

    Hudson: I'll allow it.

    Bell: Why do you want to seduce a player's character?

    Mason: :)

    Woods: :)

    #i hope he got a nat 20 #call of duty #black ops cold war #frank woods x alex mason #frank woods#alex mason#cod bell#jason hudson#shitpost
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  • gul-dukat-announcements
    04.08.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. Quick update on my minecraft smp. STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME!!! I do NOT have a minecraft girlfriend! I do NOT! I am a good, loyal, upstanding citizen who would never cheat on my wife with a minecraft girlfriend! I put the beds together to make a king size bed so I could sleep in luxurious comfort like the very important special man I am!

    Besides... if I did hypothetically have a (hypothetical) minecraft girlfriend she wouldn't be allowed in my special big minecraft bed because it's MINE >:(

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  • bluntsam
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

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  • pumpkin-stars
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    made this after the trailer dropped. could be useful to some of you too 💕

    #oscar isaac edit #oscar isaac#oiedit #Oscar Isaac meme #dune#dune edit #duke leto atreides #leto atreides#duke leto #this is a shitpost
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  • jetcat-14
    04.08.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    My Thought when I found out I was Bi.

    "Well that makes Sense now".

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  • cynder024
    04.08.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Out of context Halo lore

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  • endergoose
    04.08.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    roblox is a fun game i think

    #roblox#roblox meme#shitpost #'roblox meme' god i've stooped low
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  • airlockfailure
    04.08.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    The Empire lives rent free in the clones' heads like Colonel Gascon lives rent free in M5-BZ's memory banks.

    And that's just wrong.

    #this is a shitpost #but it kind of isn't #tcw #star wars the clone wars #star wars clone wars
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  • star-of-nobility
    04.08.2021 - 13 minutes ago

    wait guys was there fucking lore while i was gone cuz i need links to vods now so i can watch them tonight

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  • castelleve
    04.08.2021 - 14 minutes ago
    @assortedsnacks: SIGH
    FAIR ENOUGH
    JUST LEAVE IT AT TIGER!!!!

    “I hope you don’t mind my saying this, but you don’t look like a tiger.”

    #assortedsnacks #Mortau // IC #I Am The Need You Have For More // Shitposting
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  • courgettee
    04.08.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    no sideblogs. we die like men 

    #if ur here from my jjba hyperfixation . im so sorry #shitpost
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  • adoginahellsite
    04.08.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    In my heart I believe every generation of defence attorney deserves at least one bisexual king/queen.

    It’s that one meme of aang talking to the past avatars but it’s Pheonix standing next to Mia and Gregory’s ghosts.

    #posts by the dog #rambles#shitpost #listen I know we know next to nothing about Greg #but in my heart……. in my heart he’s a bisexual trans king. #in fact all of them are bisexual and trans. #it’s the circle of life #ace attorney#pheonix wright#mia fey#gregory edgeworth
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  • blog-of-stuff-i-guess
    04.08.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    anyway people complain about the english language being weird, but i love thinking about how strange french would be, to someone whose first language is english

    i mean, even just talking about terms of endearment:

    je t’aime literally translates to “i you like”, which is strange, because it means “i love you”, but no, life just isn’t that simple

    mon ami/amie (or mon copain or ma copine) can mean “my friend”, but also “my boyfriend/my girlfriend”. however, if you want to be unambiguous, you have to put “petit(e)” in, changing it to “mon petit(e) ami(e)”, which literally translates to “my little friend”

    in conclusion, language is just fucking strange

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  • castelleve
    04.08.2021 - 17 minutes ago
    @assortedsnacks: THINGY??????????????

    “I don’t remember his exact words. Just that there was a tiger involved.”

    #it wont let me @ u im sorry ;; #assortedsnacks #Mortau // IC #I Am The Need You Have For More // Shitposting
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  • excalculus
    04.08.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    An autoclave is meant to sterilize things by a combination of heat and pressure, so it’s essentially like a juiced up pressure cooker.  This is true enough that in a pinch you can use a pressure cooker to sterilize anything you can fit in there (ex. tools, culture media, glassware).

    How hard would it be to go in the other direction?  What settings do I need to, say, render a chicken safe to eat?  How about cooking rice?  Could you just work out the equivalent pressure/temperature and straight up use one of the way too many instant pot recipes floating around?

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  • nyalternatesinner
    04.08.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    “Oh? You were being ironical when you told me to demolish your bussy~? I’m sorry, please provide clearer instructions in the future. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to charge you for this since I’ve basically finished providing this service.”l Please try to enjoy anyways~”

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  • latenight-dnd
    04.08.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    Disowning myself. I do not want to be associated with them any longer.

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  • gimbly-and-also-jack
    04.08.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    what does apple blood even taste like ?

    #like #at first they describe it more like coffee #but now its more like alcohol #is it like cider ?????? #do you put stuff in it like coffee??? and ig also like alcohol??? #the owl house #eda#apple blood#coffee#lumity#luz#king#amity#text#shitpost #??
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