looking at the original RP I did with Kyle getting kidnapped and realising exactly how few survival instincts this stupid bitch has (cw for reference to sexual assault in a flippant manner)
“Hey man, only one of us had a choice in that situation and you’re the one who decided to stick his dick in my mouth. Call me unlovable but at least I don’t gotta resort to roofie powers to get laid.”
“Make any progress with my ransom? Or are you just hoping I’ll get more appealing to people the longer I sit alone in a wine cellar? Like I met them on the internet, maybe you hang out with a different crowd, but most people don’t buy dirty cellar people on the internet.”
“Kay like I can’t cry on cue but like. Come at me with pliers I’ll find a way to get your mask off before your drugs kick in swear to fucking God.” He scoots back a little bit more looking clearly unsettled and kind of scared. “Like neither of us will like what the situation will turn into. I mean honestly do you want to deal with blood and screaming? Like you really strike me as the kind of guy who finds that more of a hassle than it’s worth.”
It has been too long since I RP’d him I almost took out his most important character feature: openly antagonistic to people he dislikes whether he wants to or not. Other notable events include causing a minor allergic reaction on a person’s hand to make it itchy because his friend seemed uncomfortable to be talking to them, and reacting to a violent home invasion like a minor annoyance he could sarcasm his way out of.
I have the absolutely stupidest characters. And they all talk too much to pretend otherwise @_@;;;