The most dangerous world record to attempt to break is World’s Oldest Person. 100% of the people who failed an attempt died, and the people who do break the record tend not to live for very long after. (source)
Every time I shower I feel like the spirit from Spirited Away that is literally a giant stink bomb and then once he takes a bath he turns into a beautiful dragon and flies away cackling.
Imagine if dessert wasn’t always vegetarian
Research states that time is the only factor in reducing your BAC, but what about giving yourself more blood? That would increase the amount of blood you have in your bloodstream and decrease the concentration of alcohol.
Hey who wants to, you know
Play a round of scrabble where you can write anything that kind of sounds like a word
You can butt dial a booty call, but not booty call a butt dial
Dr Seuss really wrote a whole book to tell Marvin K Mooney to GTFO.
Humanity is simple
They all want something more
That’s what drives everyone
And when they don’t have that something more
That brings them down
But they rise up, still wanting more
And the cycle continues
But sometimes, humanity can surprise us
Some look to the cycle and ask themselves…
“Why have I been repeating this?”
And some even look deeper, wondering what drives us to want more
Humanity is a conundrum of its own
Ever just create dialogue for your stories when you’re showering? 👀
sorry babe, but the nebulizer stays ON during sex
I wonder if Toby Fox knows what masterpiece he made when he composed Megalovania
Human bites almost always get infected, so we basically inflict poison damage
Humans are waterproof on the outside but wet on the inside.
Hey I made this little acoustic cover of brand new jesus christ I hope you check it out and like it!
boys are cute but so confusing