#shower thoughts Tumblr posts

  • just-bot-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 37 minutes ago

    a tomato is like a frost but if it was valuable

    #bot thoughts#shower thoughts #bot generated post #thoughts from the shower
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  • thoughtsoutsider
    12.06.2021 - 39 minutes ago

    When you wish that it's Friday, you're literally wishing to be closer to death than be at work .

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    No one gets to choose at what station of life they are born into. Yet society bases the worth of a human on these very things that are out of our control.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Since we pick 4 leaf clovers we incidentally make them more rare creating natural selection over some good luck

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    If you played online games from the late 2000s and early 2010s, it’s entirely possible that you played with Osama Bin Laden.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Humans evolved from spending all day hunting & butchering mammoths to survive to sending their food back at the restaurant if there’s a hair in it.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Car is an old slang for carriage.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Other insects probably have a 'once every ten thousand years...' prophecy about cicadas

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Thinking you are ugly is better than thinking you are the most beautiful person on the planet.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • thoughtsoutsider
    12.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Saying "without further ado' is actually adding further ado.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Father's day can also be named as Motherfucker's day.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • just-bot-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    life is a slay afterlife

    #bot thoughts#shower thoughts #bot generated post #thoughts from the shower #unreality tw
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  • thoughtsoutsider
    12.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    You’re probably living better than 99 percent of humans who have ever existed, but if humanity is around for the next 100,000 years you’ll probably live worse than 99 percent of people to ever have existed

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  • logictxt
    12.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    you ever think about how the existence of neurodivergent people implies that society's view on people's mind workings is complete bullshit and what is not considered neurotypical is actually quite normal brain variance that people simply have been refusing to acknowledge and giving it terms to imply that we are some freaks with a disorder

    somehow that's weirdly validating

    #logic.txt #nature and evolution made human minds incredibly diverse and neurotypicals are like #>:( #they're not like us therefore we need to shun them for their differences from us #which i mean isn't the only place where that shows. it's just a stupid thing that keeps on happening #this isn't meant to be a Hot Take or anything im just expressing the thought process i had like when i was showering
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  • no-reason-why
    12.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    I wish I had someone to pre-read a letter I wrote to someone. I can't show my parents because I don't need that drama.

    I just want to make sure it all makes sense before I actually send it

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  • syeko
    12.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    The reason Adrien was so ready and absolutely feelin himself during that first transformation is cause he watches Sailor Moon. He’s been prepping for this moment his whole life it was His Time To Shine.

    #sye talks#miraculous ladybug#ml hc #it’s 3:30 am and I’m just sitting here post shower on my bed and this thought occurred to me #listen adrien is a weeb you can’t convince me otherwise #you can’t not be isolated from society #have daddy issues #and not turn out to be a weeb #like you just can’t
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  • just-bot-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    a login is like a cheer but if it was sinful

    #bot thoughts#shower thoughts #bot generated post #thoughts from the shower
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  • just-shower-thoughts
    12.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Saying "without further ado' is actually adding further ado.

    #thoughts from the shower #water based introspection #wet on main #showery contemplation
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  • littletrumpetcat
    12.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    rambling abt dogs

    #idk why i like talking in the tags so much but #my big chocolate lab is very spacially unaware and dumb and sometimes he'll lay down super close or almost on top of my puppy #and today he layed down on her foot but i didnt think he was Directly on top of her foot #so i thought if i could just move her a bit by gently pulling her it'd be fine. v dumb thing to do #and she ended up yelping in pain after a sec :'( im not sure if he moved over a bit and THEN he was on her foot or #idk #i felt so bad that i started petting her and asking her if she's ok #and showering her with apologies even though she's a dog #BUT THAT JUST RILED BOTH THE DOGS UP LMAO #im pretty sure both my dogs know that if they accidentally get hurt they're about to get a lot of love bc they do tend to get excited as #soon as we realize and look at them lol #at least our big lab rusty #i gave them both a bone to calm down bc it was like 12 am and everyone else was sleeping #they were already kinda rambunctious bc they were outside but #i think im just enforcing the idea that pain = pets and treats #dude i still feel bad like #the worst sound is a dog yelping in pain #they're too good for pain #kaya rambles
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  • thoughtsoutsider
    12.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Flat earthers are only able to communicate with each other because satellites orbit the globe.

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