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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 37 minutes ago

    If the staff at McDonald's all wore black armbands when the ice cream machine was broken, it would save a lot of unnecessary explaining.

    If the staff at McDonald's all wore black armbands when the ice cream machine was broken, it would save a lot of unnecessary explaining. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by purple-circle to /r/Showerthoughts 14 comments original

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  • showerthoughtsimages
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    PTSD is the evil twin of Nostalgia

    #showerthoughts #quote #irony

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    People mostly drive cars but the universal sign for acceleration is the twisting of a motorcycle throttle.

    submitted by /u/CorrosiveYolk [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwtz00/people_mostly_drive_cars_but_the_universal_sign/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Despite the wealth of evidence we've compiled of the reckless disregard for the public by the ruling class, both modern and throughout history, we're considered cynical for not trusting them.

    submitted by /u/Hopeful-Eye6995 [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwtl15/despite_the_wealth_of_evidence_weve_compiled_of/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    If the staff at McDonald's all wore black armbands when the ice cream machine was broken, it would save a lot of unnecessary explaining.

    submitted by /u/purple-circle [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwunpr/if_the_staff_at_mcdonalds_all_wore_black_armbands/

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    The quiet ones change the world, the loud ones take the credit.

    The quiet ones change the world, the loud ones take the credit. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Scarrazaar to /r/Showerthoughts 10 comments original

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    People mostly drive cars but the universal sign for acceleration is the twisting of a motorcycle throttle.

    People mostly drive cars but the universal sign for acceleration is the twisting of a motorcycle throttle. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by CorrosiveYolk to /r/Showerthoughts 7 comments original

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Despite the wealth of evidence we've compiled of the reckless disregard for the public by the ruling class, both modern and throughout history, we're considered cynical for not trusting them.

    Despite the wealth of evidence we've compiled of the reckless disregard for the public by the ruling class, both modern and throughout history, we're considered cynical for not trusting them. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Hopeful-Eye6995 to /r/Showerthoughts 4 comments original

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 2 hours ago

    The quiet ones change the world, the loud ones take the credit.

    submitted by /u/Scarrazaar [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwsqf9/the_quiet_ones_change_the_world_the_loud_ones/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 2 hours ago

    First human to discover fire must have be scared af

    submitted by /u/redrapious [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwrwpd/first_human_to_discover_fire_must_have_be_scared/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    A man being turned on by his own flaccid penis would make for the most frustrating kink

    submitted by /u/ToiletRollTubeGuy [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwrw66/a_man_being_turned_on_by_his_own_flaccid_penis/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    In cyborgs, there’s no reason why the human brain has to be in the head.

    submitted by /u/Kingjoe97034 [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwrugn/in_cyborgs_theres_no_reason_why_the_human_brain/

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  • in-the-mid
    23.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    I won't leave you if you hurt me

    I just will smile at you a little less.

    I will stare at you a little less.

    I will care for you a little less.

    I will yearn for you a little less.

    I will love you a little less.

    I will feel everything; just a little less.

    The world will still be beautiful

    Yet a little less.

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    A man being turned on by his own flaccid penis would make for the most frustrating kink

    A man being turned on by his own flaccid penis would make for the most frustrating kink (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by ToiletRollTubeGuy to /r/Showerthoughts 4 comments original

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    In cyborgs, there’s no reason why the human brain has to be in the head.

    In cyborgs, there’s no reason why the human brain has to be in the head. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Kingjoe97034 to /r/Showerthoughts 3 comments original

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 4 hours ago

    You don’t know how many times that locking a door has saved you.

    submitted by /u/AnnoyedWallabiesFan [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwq3cd/you_dont_know_how_many_times_that_locking_a_door/

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  • stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife
    23.04.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Some people might hate microtransactions in games, but gaming started with microtransactions in arcades

    submitted by /u/TerminallyConfused77 [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/mwpo1v/some_people_might_hate_microtransactions_in_games/

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  • in-the-mid
    23.04.2021 - 4 hours ago

    You

    What is it that shapes you?

    Is it alive? Does it move?

    What is it that makes you?

    Is it robust? Is it true?

    What is it that breaks you?

    Is it cruel? Is it crude?

    Now, I know the reason why

    You are beautiful,

    You are the Light.

    Why you are the Cosmos,

    You are divine.

    Then, why is it that

    You are scared?

    Why do you cry?

    Why is it that

    You are guilty?

    Why do you lie?

    Why is it that you are sleeping

    But pretend to die?

    Now,I know the reason why

    You are embarrassed,

    You are rude

    When you are vulnerable

    And I intrude.

    Then, why is it that

    You hold secrets?

    Why do you hide?

    Why is it that you are hurting,

    You never cried?

    I know now,

    What it is that shapes you.

    It is alive. It does move.

    What it is that makes you.

    It is robust. It is true.

    What it is that breaks you.

    It is cruel. It is crude.

    Therefore, now I am certain

    Though I always knew.

    It is You.

    It is You.

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Automatically opening doors must be a pain for superheroes with super speed

    Automatically opening doors must be a pain for superheroes with super speed (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Creeeper37 to /r/Showerthoughts 8 comments original

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  • barralrider
    23.04.2021 - 4 hours ago

    You don’t know how many times that locking a door has saved you.

    You don’t know how many times that locking a door has saved you. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by AnnoyedWallabiesFan to /r/Showerthoughts 3 comments original

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