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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    If you're wearing noise-cancelling headphones and someone has to wave at you to get your attention, you have gone from being voice-activated to being motion-activated.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    Freedom is going to bed without an alarm

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    Someday, aggressively running your hand through someone's butt crack, then saying MasterCard, will make no sense because of chip and tap technology.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    For most people. You are one pay check away from being homeless

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    Spiders are nature's 3d printers.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 33 minutes ago

    They generally get a bad rap but sometimes in life ‘material objects’ are all you have and can really help you through.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    Life expectancy in The Matrix is likely higher than IRL, as the machines have a vested interest in keeping you alive as long as possible to harvest energy.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    If you had 200billion cookies and still wanted more, you'd be seen as greedy: but not greedy if it was dollars instead of cookies

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    If you die and have recently eaten any kind of meat dish you’re basically a rotting body housing another rotting body. A human corpse turducken, if you will.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    Paper cuts must be a lot less frequent nowadays

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    Everyone wants to be normal but no one wants to be average.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    Most people try to fit in with a crowd and then when they fit in they try and stand out.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 34 minutes ago

    Children don't understand adults, but it's more surprising that adults don't understand children even though having been one before.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    South Park proves that you don't need good animation to make a great show.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    G.I. Joes never taught us what the other half of the battle entails.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    There are so many planets in the universe that at least one of them has to have trees that are shaped like penises

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    It’s pretty ironic that ants exist on every continent except Antarctica.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    The new norm is everyone is damaged

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    We spent years trying to rid the world of vertically filmed video only for TikTok to come along and destroy any bit of progress that was made.

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  • just-shower-thoughts
    29.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    If people threw up whenever they see something gross, vomiting in public would create a chain reaction of vomit.

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