Primary colors trio
Primary colors trio
With @papabirdurskeks we concluded Parker cheats because he was influenced and curious by the way of his aunt and his uncle and tended to hang out with them from preteenhood to avoid the pinkness of the house (as soon as he had married Penelope Peter had agreed as long as he would have enough mirrors) and breathe a little, and the more he stayed the more the cheating world interested him and made him curious asking about things and their newest schemes and inventions, it was less boring than playing fair ; he wasn’t evil like them in fact he’s a good guy just a bit rebellious and of course had to leave sometimes because their evil ways would bother him, but the cheating part was cool. Trap magazines such as Traps Illustrated or villainous derivates such as Psychopathic Recluse fascinated him and were often lended by the Dastardlys once they were done. While Peter even if he would have preferred him not to cheat ended up accepting and encouraging his son as long as he was happy and not evil (hence why once he becomes his coach he plays along even giving him circuit plans), Penelope ALWAYS hated these magazines in her house and refused her son to be a cheater, that wasn’t nice ! In fact she was relieved whenever she rather found porn magazines in his bedroom than traps magazines. Pandora didn’t care anyway and never stopped no matter how Penelope forbid, in fact trolling her amused her you can guess (and even if she and Dick were cold and villainous to him she actually was proud deep down he had taken from her). And Piper was the BIGGEST snitch
I can not believe but also can believe the Tumblr community is digging my goofy little brother more than me. I’m jelly. But I feel the love.l miss him and I need more footage of him in HIS glory. You know its real when you’re tge hype man of ypur siblings journey.
Dragneel Siblings: Nashiro, Lucas & Igneel
i’ve been listening to rock N roll by
and i just couldn’t stop thinking about my sims singing it
To the guy who sleeps in the room next to mine, can you please shut up and go to sleep. Stop banging shit on the floor or throwing shit at your wall or screaming (thank you, though, for trying at least to scream quietly). It is nearly midnight. I’ve got school in the morning. It is just a video game. No need to break everything.
Sincerely your sister who wants to sleep in peace (and I’m sure dad would like the quiet too)
the thing is, i havent cried so hard after i watched The Haunting of Hill House & Bly Manor. To be honest, I heard there were gays in both shows, I clicked. But I knew from the moment I laid my eyes on them, there was something more to these shows. I really hope they’ll make Season 3. I love these shows so much!
Only people with siblings will understand
Artist: Ray Tolbert
Well at least I didn’t get
Because of my dumbass
Having her wedding in
LAS FUCKING VEGAS
“I hate pink. Pink is my worst enemy. So is peanut butter. I despise peanut butter.”
- my brother, age 7 ½
My best friend was coming over that afternoon and I asked her how’s your day going and she goes I’m exited so I ask why and she has the sheer audacity to say I get to eat all your food and see your brother and sister
My brother and sister are annoying slime balls, I’m the only one dumb enough to like them, not you
Comic inspired by @chipper-smol‘s post about the monarch wings :)
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHITPOST :|
[This goes off the headcanon that pk only saw vessels as mindless objects, rejectnig the idea of them being his offspring, but y’know, my interpretation of pk varies from post to post (depends on the idea I have) :VV]
+if u want to know what the shitpost more or less was supposed to be
Guys. I love my family, you got my brother and he’s all suit, fancy, smart, frugal, hardworking, and funny, then ya got my sister and she’s all creative, beautiful, sleepy, fun, loud and all over the place Like yesterday my brother and his girlfriend carved some pumpkins and did adults stuff, and my sister was like imma go to Spain, and today she was like imma go to seminary, so man, my family is crazy and that isn’t even all of them￼
The estate is one large step closer to being settled. The house that has been in the family since it was built in the 60′s is being sold, an offer has been accepted by His Holy Executorship.
I’m glad - this Favored Child turned the house in to a series of connected beige rectangles. Any charm it had by being casually mid-century was hidden, torn down, scraped off, painted over.
The most prominent memories of it are of watching my parent get sicker and sicker, until they finally died.
There’s nothing to miss.
I was thinking, hand me the check, and I’ll be able to cut off that part of the family like a gangrenous limb.
But then I thought, no. It’ll be more like a frostbitten ear-tip. We were never that close.
My little brother is a pice of shit! Me and my mom had an argument about me liking fictional things and writing fictional things (my mom saying i shouldn’t care about them and me crying) and my brother was there. And he’s taken after my mom and used everything i love against me, siblings are so fun!
MY SISTER FOUND OUT I READ FANFICTION
Let the cringe begin