#sick joke Tumblr posts

sometimes I woOooOOOOOnder if life is some sick jOOOOoke ✨

I love you, sweetheart! Happy Valentines Day, even though it isn’t Valentine’s Day anymore.
Someday, Bebder, you will be mine, and on that day, I will commit joyous felonies alongside you.

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(DISCLAIMER: This isn’t serious. He is my boyfriend and he’s in on it. c :)

When Neck Deep said “and ill hold on to a moment, like a sad kid to a blanket”, i FELT that…

i am joking

And to be completely honest

I’d rather be happily dead or asleep

Neck Deep // Sick Joke

sick joke // neck deep

❤️

When Neck Deep said “to be completely honest id rather be happily dead or asleep”… i felt that.

Neck Deep // Sick Joke

Sick Joke // Neck Deep

the way i havent eaten in weeks and i still gained weight lol

Playful couples that are a little mean are hilarious.

Person #1 have I ever told you how much I love you?

Person #2 not at all…..

Person #1 what a coincidence! That was my answer too!

gidle being the only 2018 rookie thriving right now… something isn’t right

So my house is popular on Airbnb, so popular in fact I’m homeless for most of September.

I didnt realise living so close to the airport and city would make it a haven for people - I understand it, I do.

However, where the fuck am I going to live?

Guess I need to figure that out on top of figuring out who’s going to sub-lease it from me for a few months!

The work never ends when you’re single …