happy mother's day 💙❤️
happy mother's day 💙❤️
so hot #DILF #ilovesimoncowell
i love simon cowell #DILF
there is nothing i miss more than early 2000s bad american idol auditions
Good luck to Jesy Nelson.
Her departure from Little Mix is starting to look exactly like Zayn's departure from One Direction.
It started with a seemingly amicable statement with everyone leaving as friends. But suddenly now she's being attacked in the media and being portrayed as self-absorbed and ungrateful...exactly like it went with Zayn.
If the current pattern indicates that her career is going to follow the same pattern as Zayn's then good luck to her and her stans.
It's going to be a bumpy road trying to get out from under being buried under disparaging articles commissioned by Simon Cowell and his cronies. Take it from a Zayn stan. . .we're still trying to pull our fave out from under the rubble and it's been SIX (6) YEARS!
"Jeff is just another Simon"
No, he's not. Jeff is a normal manager of a big celebrity in a shitty industry. Could Jeff do a better job with the stunts and with Harry's image? absolutely. Is Jeff "the best manager ever?" absolutely the fuck not. Am I defending him? not in the slightest.
Jeff is a money hungry person, in an industry that is fueled on money and power. Just like his dad, he has the ability to take his power too far. But he doesn't have Irving's name. Jeff Azoff isn't a household name, and Irving Azoff really isn't either. Unless you are in the fandom you've probably never heard of Jeff.
He's a capitalist who uses Harry for his own personal gain. But he's not Simon Cowell.
Simon is someone who was given too much power, learned to abuse it, and never looked back. Power without anyone to tell him no is dangerous. He learned everything he knows from Max Clifford, an awful human being (look it up if you want), but in the end he's a coward. If anything goes bad he'll run for the hills.
He's someone who hides behind contracts, NDAs, and lawsuits. He knows that if anything gets out it will ruin him, unless he can cover it up which his pr team is incredibly good at. He's also not an idiot, if he were this would be a lot easier. He knows exactly how to get away with stuff. He knows how to manipulate young people and abuse their trust.
Contracts are rarely straight forward, Simon and his minions, know exactly how to word them so they sound good and beneficial. When in reality, there's fine print and obligations the signee has to fulfill.
Simon Cowell is a household name in the industry, everyone knows Simon Cowell and they know what an awful person he is. But most people, the general public, when they hear the name Simon Cowell they think of that judge on tv. They don't know, nor care, what goes on behind the scenes. Simon has his name, his wealth, and his manipulative behavior protecting him. But one day, that will crack. All he'll be left with is every shitty thing he's ever done, every person he's hurt, every person he's abused and mistreated.
Karma's a bitch. One day, he'll get what's coming to him.
still no response from tumblr
@support @staff just say u hate jean 🙄✋
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕪 𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 ℕ𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕟
This book is GENIUS, I can’t stop reading it!
Ok so, God went on a week long holiday. But a week where he is is centuries on earth. So when he gets back our planet is a mess. And, get this, JESUS IS A ROCKSTAR. And he helps people, God sent him back to help us.
The author, John Niven, uses his voice (very funny voice may I add) and his characters to make a point, to criticize our society (and in this particular book, also the music industry)
➥ on the back cover... (see why I love it now? Fuck u mr. cowbell)
Fiction isn’t just for entertainment and fun, it doesn’t HAVE to be pointless, it can raise awareness about today’s problems and show us the world we live in so we can really understand it. This book is useful and thoughtful fiction.
I really recommend it (and no, no one is giving me anything to say this lol). Just me enjoying it so much that I want to share my love for it with the world...
Oh and ‘God loves fags’ is my
hi how's it going 👋🏽
Maybe if Simon Cowell had let Prince Charming win on far far away idol, instead of preempting it to sing My Way, there would have been no reason for Shrek the Third.
Ok so idk if this is something ppl have talked abt before but when ppl try to argue and say that one direction weren’t completely controlled by their management my go to point is Niall. Bc it’s no secret that management thought Niall couldn’t sing like with all those times they turned his mic down or off on stage. Niall was put in the band bc he was cute and Irish and I reckon his bleached hair was also a factor. Bc like boy bands almost always have ‘the blonde one’. And it’s very unusual for people (mainly guys) to bleach their hair so consistently for such a long time. Like up until made in the AM Niall barely had any roots at all and most notably he has not bleached his hair since leaving one direction. And I think it’s more than likely that management forced him to bleach his hair all those years bc he was recognised as ‘the blonde one’. And I just feel like you really can’t argue that. Like even ppl who still for unknown reasons support syco and modest, making Niall bleach his hair for years is not really outlandish like it happens all the time in the entertainment industry like on Disney channel and stuff.
"in my dream, I kissed my crush!" My dreams: Simon Cowell opera sings on the roof of a garden shed 5 old ladies chase someone who took the seat out of a car and stole it
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THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT — The ever-amusing David Quantick sees Paul Weller's Style Council live in Cardiff (NME, 1984), discusses love with Lloyd Cole (NME, 1984) and finally loses patience with Morrissey (The Word, 2008). Plus the man who first uttered the phrase "pop will eat itself" considers the "hideous creations" of Simon Cowell (Daily Telegraph, 2011)…
Much more Quantick on RBP
Si missing out...
Louis followed Elon Musk and we’re all VERY GLAD that it was pretty much for sure just his way of confirming the Tesla theory (see yesterday) because UGGGGHHH HORRIBLE. Louis, NO! But there’s literally just no possible way it can just be fully disconnected from the Tesla theory talk so… yeah. Tesla theory #CONFIRMED, wow- it feels like a million years since we had anything concrete, so that feels pretty nice to be honest. I can’t believe Louis found a loophole where him following a vile creep is actually kind of cool, fucking typical- still, I do hope he unfollows at some point. I get why he did it, following Tesla (the brand) direct would be too on the nose, he never does take a step without that plausible deniability/ SBB-fuckery (except apparently for when he said he wanted a tattoo of the number 369, SIGH, but how could we have been expected to understand that with no context? It simply wasn’t realistic), but still ewww.
Anyway he was online lots yesterday and today (so again no way in hell he missed the Tesla theory and just happened to follow Musk); he also commented on a UA post where they drew attention to the merch company’s announcement that the 369 drop merch would only be available for one day. Not so said Louis, “must have been some wires crossed.” It is limited, but not that limited! 28 days? Through May 28? Who knows but it’s set to ship out May 28, because of course it is. He also liked a post about a new DMAs song and came online to ask how we’re doing. He recced some music-- first a band, Bilk, and he responded to a question asking for female artist recs to suggest singer songwriter Celeste (recently seen in the gucci beloved campaign). He sent love to India, said he was “really happy with the designs” of the new merch, and said that a good name for a puppy was John which absolutely is not true but this man named his dog after a felonious publicist as a weird flex so like why be surprised. If “John” has some kind of interesting secret meaning he’s going to have to give us a LITTLE more than that to go on though! Bilk were psyched by the attention once they figured out what was happening-- “wtf is going on hahaha” they tweeted first (and with good reason; their previous tweets have like 200 mentions, that one has 12k!) Louis liked their tweet saying thanks for the mention.
Gym and Coffee, also overwhelmed by but enjoying the flood of clicks that come with a 1D boost, answered questions with lots of cute pictures of model!Niall pretending to shop and posing with things. Most of the questions were boring but bravo to the person who sent in just the word phenomeNIALL and to whoever posted it, that’s the stuff. I choose to believe it was CEO NIALL HORGAN, who posted it because if you think I’m done talking about Niall’s porn actor alter ego that man, you are sadly mistaken! Just because Louis was distracting doesn’t mean I’m letting this die anytime soon, it is too ridiculous!
Harry is nominated for a Billboard Music Award- Top Radio Songs Artist- and Liam posted about UNICEF’s efforts to vaccinate- “it’s so important we have the opportunity to get vaccinated.” Meanwhile, the Twix twitter (the candy bar) said that Louis and Harry were “a duo as amazing as TWIX duh”, tweeted “larry is real” and defended it in mentions, and chatted with louies about streaming Walls and which merch to buy.
Pfft noooo I haven’t tripped and face planted into the 1 direction fandom where I’m trying to claw my way out but keep getting distracted by wanting to fistfight Simon cowell for what he did to the boys what are you talking about
I shifted without a script and hazza told me Larry is real. Also, Louis is the best hugger.
Interview with Simon Cowell on how he signed Robson & Jerome after they covered a version of Unchained Melody on Soldier Soldier.