#simon cowell Tumblr posts

  • areyouusheee
    05.12.2021 - 1 day ago

    simon cowell - *exists*

    me - i'm gonna let god fix it, because if i fix it i'm going to jail

    #simon cowell#daily tumblr #it's not even a joke #i am not even kidding
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  • pdotburgess-blog
    04.12.2021 - 2 days ago

    HELP:LOUIS TOMLINSON CAKE PHOTO!!!!!

    CALLING ONE DIRECTION HISTORIANS

    i'm doing a project on personas within boy bands for an english project. if someone has a clear retelling of what happened after what happened the day after the G-A-Y club performance by 1D(how lou’s personality changed as soon as he got back from that meeting with simon cowbell). I know louis was called to L.A by simon cowbell. but does anyone have further details OR even i timeline of that day? If someone could get back to me ASAP i would be forever grateful!!!!! thanks in advance 

    love,

    -A one direction fan with a bad memory 

    #one direction#1d#louis tomilson#harry styles#zayn mailk#liam payne#niall horan #the cake photo #G-A-Y #fetus one direction #frat boy era #2011 #what makes you beautiful #simon cowell#persona
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  • onlythefalling28
    03.12.2021 - 3 days ago
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  • areyouusheee
    25.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    it's not straight on one side of the spectrum and gay on the other, it's simon cowell on one side and harry styles on the other

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  • landhinlove
    25.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    Mans is LITERALLY in a closet

    - ActionAid UK on Twitter

    #this is so funny #closted#hA#louis tomlinson#lgbtq #only the brave #louis tomlinson walls #closeting#one direction#1d#fuck modest #fuck simon cowell #fuck syco
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  • polucyworld
    20.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    El chisme de fin de semana: Laura Zapata reconocida actriz de telenovelas, pero cuya carrera interpretativa se encuentra baja porque Televisa ya no hace tantas telenovelas, y su actitud clasista, homofóbica y anti AMLO le ha ganado una fama de troll, pues comento esto sobre el cantante qué le gusta el Speedball, digo, el cantante de One Direction Harry Styles.

    Obvio cayeron en su trampa porque la están "cancelando" ¿De verdad fumar a alguien que busca ser funado y cancelado y provocar así debería de llamarlo así?

    Yo me río de está pelea de inválidos; y aprovecho para recordarles a las directioners la pelea del ¿Cómo lo llamaban? ¿Tío? Simon Cowell contra Martin Gore de Depeche Mode. Aún recuerdo como si fuera ayer como las directioners le deseaban la muerte por decir que Simón Cowell merecía ser baleado.😏

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  • the-one-directioners
    18.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    What it takes

    What's crazy about one direction is how it was all formed over a talent show. There are a few tv shows that let people show their talents but how many successful artists are there from these shows. The only ones I can think of are 5th harmony and grace vanderwall but even those to mention really were never successful like One-Direction. It's kind of crazy how 5 guys went to audition to sing and what came out of it was one of the biggest bands ever made. It kind of makes me wonder about what it takes to be so successful in the music industry.

    I can first handedly say that even as a One-Directioner there are people that audition that are more talented than any of the members on 1D. What this kind of makes me think about is what do you need to “make it” in the music industry?

    What you just read above was something that I wrote 2 weeks ago and kind of forgot about. That was until I went on tiktok and saw a video of Harry Styles in concert acting silly and goofy. As soon as I saw the tiktok a lightbulb went off in my head because I think I found the answer. Something that every member of 1D has is character. While you are not the most talented person, people listen and go to your concerts in the music industry because they have fun. So what do you need to have if you want to make people have fun. You need what 1D had, you need personality, you need style, you need to know how to act around people, you need to be a performer. So that was the answer to my question: you need to be a performer and be a character. I think back to some of the biggest people in music. Prince, Michael Jackson, Queen, Elton John. They all were characters and they were all performers. So why was 1D able to make it, because it was full of people we loved to watch and observe, they made us feel as if there was always excitement and joy, exactly what some people need every day in their lives.  

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  • fairyherbs
    16.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    when you order low waist, slim leg sweatpants and what arrives is a high waisted, flared leg abomination

    #literally wtf is this #simon cowell cosplay
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  • usignedupforthis
    16.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    .

    #simon cowell is going downnn :))))
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  • babybackstage
    16.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    ugh it seems like he actually cares for her, still stings a lil

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  • vaughnsbennett
    15.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    can someone like….sit harry styles down and just ask what does he want. what is it that you want bro? come on we’ll give you anything for you to stop terrorizing us with this knockoff bowie thing or whoever is it that’s done what you’re trying to do years ago and better. PLEASE

    #i can’t with this dude anymore. seriously. #if i could go back in time to assassinate someone you know who would it be? simon cowell #or the man that unleashed the two worst things mainstream media could bother us with
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  • transgendercyborg
    14.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #cyborg.txt #anon#ask #even if terfs do act like simon fucking cowell #cw transphobia
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  • darkwood-sleddog
    12.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    being an adult is exhausting but you know what? I can have sushi multiple times per week and that makes it okay.

    #not dogs #between actually GOOD sushi #the poke place and the decent grocery store sushi #it's a miracle i eat other protein sources lmao #anyways mr d did a pet store run for me and I felt so bad bc #he's sending me pictures of treats and i have v high standards for what i prefer the dogs to have #especially considering i've worked so hard getting them very lean for mushing season #legit the simon cowell of dog treats sold at big box stores
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  • onlythefalling28
    10.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago
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  • babybackstage
    04.11.2021 - 1 mont ago

    *pretend he's Simon*

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  • cashewsaremyfavoritetho
    03.11.2021 - 1 mont ago

    rating 1D solo x factor auditions based on how much i would want to watch them again

    1. liam!!!!! go off liam! i could listen to that all day!

    2. harry!!!! good job harry, a+ i would definitely listen to that again

    3. niall!!! pretty good, definitely entertaining, would watch again

    4. zayn!! pretty ok, kinda boring, but not unbearable, wouldn’t object to watching it again

    5. louis! oh lou. im so sorry. i watched it maybe once and then never again. thank goodness you have improved tremendously

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  • daggryet
    02.11.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #ask#anon #there's a whole lot about management and simon cowell and him being sabotaged #but this is enough 1d fandom throwback for me for now asfdgdhd
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  • babybackstage
    01.11.2021 - 1 mont ago

    this feels so sudden to me like??

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  • showbizzbaby
    30.10.2021 - 1 mont ago
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  • ghost-roads
    28.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    not me getting emotional over little mix

    #i'm literally crying which isn't saying much because these i'm basically always crying #but still like. they're so amazing? and they've accomplished so much? and not only in their music careers but they've moved things around #they've called out sexism and racism in the music industry and haven't been afraid to name drop #they've been partly responsible for the downfall of simon cowell #and they're so TALENTED i've never heard a group who (from a vocal coach pov) were so fucking good at what they do #all of their voices are amazing and they have such control over their vocal techniques it's incredible #and they dance!! they're amazing dancers and they somehow manage to sing and dance at the same time #and i think maybe what i like most about them is that they've managed to be as successful as they are without trying to attract a cult of #personality or relying on gossip/discourse/scandal to stay relevant #(i'm not saying every singer who attracts gossip and scandal does it on purpose of course. it's just nice that lm have managed to stay #relatively low-key) #idk i'm just really emotional about them. and listening to secret love song live always gives me chills and brings me to tears #like honestly if you're someone who appreciates good vocals and would also like to hear an lgbt (ally) anthem you should look up sls live #ok i'm done now
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